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The swagger
and the boots both stay solid, girl.

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Pulled a lot of people out
to their delusions too, girl.

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All the others are just followers,
I alone am the don...

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Carry on, carry on, carry on,
carry on Jatta.

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Carry on, carry on, carry on,
carry on Jatta.

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Carry on, carry on, carry on,
carry on Jatta.

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Carry on, carry on, carry on,
carry on Jatta.

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We are bounded together
for seven lifetimes,

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Jatta, I fell in love with you
for the fourth time.

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Jatta, I fell in love with you
for the fourth time.

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I stand with swagger, walk with swagger,
fight with swagger too.

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And the ones who don't even see me
in their dreams, sorry about that too.

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I stand with swagger, walk with swagger,
fight with swagger too.

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And the ones who don't even see me
in their dreams, sorry about that too.

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I stay in a chill mood 24/7,

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Carry on, carry on, carry on,
carry on Jatta.

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Carry on, carry on, carry on,
carry on Jatta.

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Carry on, carry on, carry on,
carry on Jatta.

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Carry on, carry on, carry on,
carry on Jatta.

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Oh my love, I'm crazy only about you.

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Oh my love, I'm crazy only about you.

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Believe me, my love,

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Believe me, my love, I swear on it too.

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Wherever I stand,
I give out leader like vibes,

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The world's crazy about us,
lining up to serve us.

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Every old and new heart's got
this guy stamped on it,

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People in Lahore too dance
to the desi Jatt's songs.

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Punjabi look, royal smile,
with a glass in hand,

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This Jatt is like Mauli keeps
a sickle close too.

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This Jatt came into this world all alone,

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Carry on, carry on, carry on,
carry on Jatta.

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Carry on, carry on, carry on,
carry on Jatta.

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Carry on, carry on, carry on,
carry on Jatta.

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Carry on, carry on, carry on,
carry on Jatta.

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Oh no, my uncle,
who was like a father to me, is gone!

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Earlier the house
felt alive because of him...

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now the house is there,
but uncle isn't.

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O Uncle...

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- Honey is here, Goldie.
- O Uncle...

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He won't leave until the rituals are through.

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Uncle...

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Uncle...

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Uncle, you left all alone.

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Everyone usually dies alone.

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Only if a bus full of wedding guests
falls into a canal or something...

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that's when people die together.

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- Yeah.
- Right?

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And even the chances
of that happening are pretty slim.

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Come on Pakkhu Uncle, enough now.

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How much more work will you make me do?

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I haven't even had time to cry yet.

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Just one last round of tea, son.

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After that we can sit
and cry all we want.

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Go on, be a good boy.

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What happened to my uncle?

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Honey, such is the profession
of lawyers,

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sometimes you got
to risk your life fighting cases.

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Look, he left two innocent souls
behind and went back to Waheguru.

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Uncle!

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Why did you leave
these innocent kids behind?

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You should have waited
for them to grow up.

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Waiter... waiter come here.

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Where did he go?

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Keep this. I'm their father's
elder brother's son, okay?

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Take good care of me.

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He's not a wait, he's my friend Pakkhu.

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Oh.

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Son, once the bullet leaves the gun,
it's gone.

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Keep it or hand it to somebody else,

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but make sure that someone
takes good care of me.

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- Don't worry. We are with you.
- Yes.

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- We are here.
- Sister-in-law,

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Sister-in-law...
that is my Sonu, my wife.

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Give Sonu some tea too,
she's weak hearted.

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That's not your sister-in-law, Honey.

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- She's the maid.
- Okay.

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If he keeps talking this nonsense,

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Daddy's going t get up
and beat the hell out of him.

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He honestly deserves it.

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Jass, all the guests have left.

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I'm thinking maybe in two-three days

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we should head back to the village too.

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Honey, in this hard time,
you and Sister-in-law really stood by us.

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There's endless work
in a house where someone's died.

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My wife's still outside somewhere
dusting off the cobwebs.

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Daddy's long gone, but I wonder
when these relatives will finally leave.

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Daddy died because of you,
and you don't even feel bad about it.

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Daljeet, we should
just follow Daddy's teachings.

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He used to say never
regret anything in life.

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And anyway, even God forgives
one accidental death here and there.

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Daddy, if you died
because of me by mistake...

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would you forgive me?

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Son, I obviously wouldn't even be here
when it's time to forgive you...

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but while leaving,

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I'd still feel proud seeing
my child carrying my legacy forward.

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Good boy.

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Very good, very good, my boy.

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I'll be damned.

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The ladder is here again.

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Daddy stayed stressed
because of Jass's such antics.

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- Let's go, Shinda.
- Old habits die hard.

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Looks like he has lost his mind.

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So when will you come back again?

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We'll come back as soon as God ever
gives another opportunity like this.

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Honey!

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Sonu!

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I heard Sonu scream.

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Sonu!

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Looks God's given him
another opportunity, Pakkhu.

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Daddy must still be on his way
to heaven and you sent her away too.

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So, you wanted Daddy to go alone?

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Now they both will have each
other's company to go there.

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Jass, should we handle
the corpse first or this poor idiot?

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I say handle this guy who
is offering this new package of...

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Buy one, get one free.

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Listen, this doctor's my friend.

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Don't worry.

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She'll guide us properly about
what we can do for Honey.

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Sonu!

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The way he's screaming,

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feels like Honey too is going
to go soon that too for free.

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The doctor is here.

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The patient's mental state
has gotten really bad.

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He can't handle the shock
of his wife's death.

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Ma'am, help me.

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He won't stop coming after me.

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- I'm Pinky, not Sonu.
- Sonu, don't run from me.

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He has called five-six nurses
"Sonu" at since morning.

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Nobody got hurt, right?

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No, they all ran and saved themselves.

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Get out of my way!

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- Honey!
- Jass, he's completely lost it.

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- Honey! Honey! Honey!
- Careful, don't run over my foot.

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Why did you stop me?

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Jass, give me Rs. 2000,
I need to put fuel in the car.

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Sir, this is someone's
personal dead body.

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He cannot take her.

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Sir, we'll have to give him
electric shock therapy.

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I'll go prepare for it.

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- Okay.
- What is she saying?

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- Nothing. She said she'll be right back.
- Okay.

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Honey! Honey! Honey!

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- Here.
- What's this?

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Cars don't run on fuel anymore
these days, they're electric now.

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No need for 2000 rupees.

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- Hold it.
- No, don't!

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Yes! Yes! Yes!

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Honey will be fine.
I cured Honey! I fixed Honey!

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Damn you, Goldie!
You idiot.

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Honey? Honey?

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I cured him.
Give him the electric shock.

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He too?

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Just a little.

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Honey, my brother...

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There's still current left in him.

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There's only one way to pull
a patient out of mental trauma.

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What's that?

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We'll have to keep him trapped
in the illusion that his wife's still alive.

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Keep rotating somebody around him
pretending to be Sonu.

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For how long?

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Just... For life.

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Otherwise he won't survive.

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At this rate we should
just get rid of him

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Stop it, Goldie.

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Why do you want to get rid of everyone?

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He's our brother.

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We should focus on saving him.

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So who's going to pretend
to be Sonu around him?

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I don't know what's going to happen.

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Hey!

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I had kept a dress ready to wear.

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Where is it?

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Daddy took it.

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Daddy took it?

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Yes.

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Sonu, let you back be my witness,
I won't find anyone like you.

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I'm yours, even after death.

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Goldie!

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Goldie didn't come here.

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Daljeet! Daljeet! Daljeet!

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Daljeet, listen to me!

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- Daljeet! Daljeet! Please hear me out.
- Sister-in-law!

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The doctor literally wrote all this down
in the prescription for us to do.

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What kind of doctor
writes prescriptions like that?

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Sister-in-law, all this
was just surface-level stuff.

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There was never real emotion in it.

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- Yes.
- Really?

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If I hadn't screamed, our whole family
would've become a laughing stock.

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Sister-in-law!

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Daljeet, fine, I swear,
I won't do this stuff again.

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Really?
Swear on Daddy then.

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As you wish

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Here you go. I swear on Daddy.

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I'll never pretend to be Sonu again.

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Happy?

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Sonu!

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Coming!

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Get the gender right
or he'll create a scene.

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Coming!

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Get lost.

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You can't be trusted at all.

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No, listen to me.

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Just stop for a minute and hear me out.

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At least you stay back.

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I'll go.

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I drank my mother's milk.

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You must have eaten something
paid for by your father too.

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You didn't turn out like this just
from your mother's milk.

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Daddy, you broke my heart.

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All this time, I proudly went
to school saying I'm a Jatt's son.

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Now I found out I'm
the son of two Jattis.

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No. Don't say that. I'm your father.

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You don't get another mother in life.

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In desperate times, people
can even make donkeys their fathers.

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Come on, Mom.

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Daljeet!

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Daljeet!

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You couldn't go pretending to be Sonu?

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Why did you send me?

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Do I look like a woman
to you from any angle?

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Have you ever even seen me
doing a catwalk?

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Why would I become Sonu
when you're the one who killed her?

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I didn't kill her on purpose.

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People just die around me accidentally.

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Our father died and she was busy
climbing ladders and cleaning the house.

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She climbed the ladder
to clean spider webs.

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Daddy wasn't Spider-Man that
would've gotten stuck in them.

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She slipped away quietly.

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Goldie!

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Brother, the father you started
this cleanliness campaign for...

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Did he ever live a clean life?

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He kept telling people...

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"Dhillon didn't wear
the black coat for nothing."

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"Dhillon didn't wear
the black coat for nothing."

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Originally it was white,
it turned black over time.

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For your information, you've got no idea
how many family secrets I'm hiding.

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Goldie, if you say one more
word against Daddy,

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I'll go straight to the police
and tell them you killed everyone.

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Everyone? How many people
do you think I've killed?

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I only killed two people.

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You killed Mom too.

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Now throw Parvati Kaur into
my account too.

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The swimming pool Mom jumped into...

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You're the one who emptied it!

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How was I supposed to know
Mom planned scuba diving in it?

247
00:14:28,438 --> 00:14:29,563
Daddy told me to clean it.

248
00:14:29,646 --> 00:14:30,771
And you cleaned Mom instead!

249
00:14:30,855 --> 00:14:33,021
Daddy told you to remove leaves.

250
00:14:33,105 --> 00:14:35,021
Even if you emptied the pool,

251
00:14:35,063 --> 00:14:37,980
you could've at least put up
a sign saying "Pool is empty."

252
00:14:38,021 --> 00:14:39,146
Bravo.

253
00:14:39,230 --> 00:14:43,021
The mother who couldn't see an empty pool
would definitely notice a tiny signboard.

254
00:14:43,105 --> 00:14:44,188
Goldie!

255
00:14:45,938 --> 00:14:47,021
Put your hand down.

256
00:14:47,313 --> 00:14:48,438
Put your hand down.

257
00:14:48,730 --> 00:14:49,771
Put your hand down.

258
00:14:51,063 --> 00:14:53,521
Little brother, that same day
I told Daddy that

259
00:14:53,605 --> 00:14:56,188
my minor mistake caused Mom's death.

260
00:14:56,271 --> 00:14:57,646
- You know what he said?
- What?

261
00:14:57,855 --> 00:15:00,271
He said, "It's okay, kid.
Just don't repeat it."

262
00:15:00,355 --> 00:15:02,063
And did you stop after that?

263
00:15:02,146 --> 00:15:03,146
What else have I done?

264
00:15:03,230 --> 00:15:04,771
After Mom, you killed Daddy too.

265
00:15:04,855 --> 00:15:06,146
It was time for Daddy to die.

266
00:15:06,230 --> 00:15:08,313
You threw Sonu off the ladder
and killed her.

267
00:15:08,396 --> 00:15:10,021
At this rate, I think Honey's next.

268
00:15:10,105 --> 00:15:11,313
Why would I do anything to Honey?

269
00:15:11,396 --> 00:15:13,105
Honey, brother...

270
00:15:13,230 --> 00:15:14,938
My Sonu's dead?

271
00:15:15,896 --> 00:15:19,438
No, no, Honey,
we're talking about another Sonu.

272
00:15:19,980 --> 00:15:21,313
Your wife Sonu is upstairs.

273
00:15:21,396 --> 00:15:23,230
Yes, she's upstairs.

274
00:15:23,896 --> 00:15:25,688
You swear on Uncle?

275
00:15:26,188 --> 00:15:27,938
Yes, I swear.

276
00:15:28,021 --> 00:15:29,271
Sonu's up there.

277
00:15:31,480 --> 00:15:33,146
Long live Sonu.

278
00:15:35,313 --> 00:15:38,063
We tried really hard
to fix your nephew Honey.

279
00:15:39,230 --> 00:15:40,855
The poor doctor almost went insane too.

280
00:15:41,855 --> 00:15:44,480
Please, call him back to your side.

281
00:15:45,271 --> 00:15:48,521
Goldie, think about something
besides killing people for once.

282
00:15:48,730 --> 00:15:51,230
Even if you don't look good
at least say good things.

283
00:15:51,313 --> 00:15:52,771
Can't you see I'm meditating here?

284
00:15:52,855 --> 00:15:54,105
Like hell you're meditating1

285
00:15:54,146 --> 00:15:56,271
You sit with ten-rupee incense sticks
in front of Daddy's photo all day.

286
00:15:56,355 --> 00:15:58,313
You blackened Daddy's white beard
with the smoke.

287
00:15:58,396 --> 00:15:59,980
I turned it white again.

288
00:16:00,063 --> 00:16:00,980
It was not the smoke, idiot.

289
00:16:01,063 --> 00:16:02,230
I dyed it.

290
00:16:02,313 --> 00:16:04,146
Who even dyes a beard in a photo?

291
00:16:04,230 --> 00:16:05,063
I did.

292
00:16:05,146 --> 00:16:06,396
It was his birthday.

293
00:16:06,480 --> 00:16:09,563
Here, I beg of you, get ready quickly.

294
00:16:09,646 --> 00:16:12,105
You and Honey are coming with me
to our aunt's daughter's wedding today.

295
00:16:12,188 --> 00:16:13,021
What business do we have there?

296
00:16:13,105 --> 00:16:14,938
Your hippie friend Pakkhu's
already coming with you.

297
00:16:15,021 --> 00:16:16,563
I don't have just one hippie friend.

298
00:16:16,771 --> 00:16:19,688
Jass, you know why I don't go
to family gatherings?

299
00:16:19,813 --> 00:16:21,230
Because everyone asks me
awkward questions.

300
00:16:21,563 --> 00:16:22,688
"How did your father die?"

301
00:16:22,771 --> 00:16:24,230
"Why did your wife leave you?"

302
00:16:24,313 --> 00:16:25,563
"How did Honey's wife die?"

303
00:16:25,771 --> 00:16:28,063
I feel quite weird.

304
00:16:28,188 --> 00:16:31,230
Did it feel weird back then
when you did all this, Goldie?

305
00:16:32,021 --> 00:16:32,813
Tell me.

306
00:16:32,980 --> 00:16:34,105
Come on, tell me.

307
00:16:35,313 --> 00:16:35,771
No.

308
00:16:35,855 --> 00:16:37,355
Then why care what people think?

309
00:16:37,438 --> 00:16:39,521
So what if two-four people
died because of you?

310
00:16:39,646 --> 00:16:41,021
Your heart's clean, right?

311
00:16:41,146 --> 00:16:42,480
Yeah. Totally clean.

312
00:16:42,605 --> 00:16:45,146
Thank you, Daddy, for giving
birth to such a smart second child.

313
00:16:45,313 --> 00:16:47,605
When you were born, Mom and Dad
loved each other too much,

314
00:16:47,688 --> 00:16:48,688
that's why you turned out so good.

315
00:16:48,771 --> 00:16:50,396
When I was born,
Daddy beat Mom all the time.

316
00:16:50,480 --> 00:16:51,563
That's why I turned out like this.

317
00:16:51,646 --> 00:16:52,938
Listen, we'll come with you.

318
00:16:52,980 --> 00:16:55,063
But pack my vests, underwear
and socks in your bag.

319
00:16:55,146 --> 00:16:56,355
- Fine.
- Okay.

320
00:16:56,646 --> 00:16:57,355
Why?

321
00:16:57,438 --> 00:16:58,771
They stink too much.

322
00:16:58,980 --> 00:17:00,396
My clothes will get ruined.

323
00:17:01,146 --> 00:17:02,105
You...

324
00:17:02,313 --> 00:17:03,146
I'm not go with you then.

325
00:17:03,396 --> 00:17:04,730
Please come along.

326
00:17:11,896 --> 00:17:14,063
Is the luggage car even following us?

327
00:17:14,646 --> 00:17:15,688
Goldie's here too.

328
00:17:16,313 --> 00:17:18,021
Tell the relatives
to stay away from him.

329
00:17:18,688 --> 00:17:20,063
He is known to cause accidental deaths.

330
00:17:20,271 --> 00:17:21,396
Why didn't Sonu come along with us?

331
00:17:22,313 --> 00:17:23,563
You'll keep my luggage safe, right?

332
00:17:24,230 --> 00:17:24,855
Yes, of course.

333
00:17:24,938 --> 00:17:26,355
Don't worry, she'll be here soon.

334
00:17:26,438 --> 00:17:27,355
Jyoti'll bring it.

335
00:17:29,438 --> 00:17:31,188
- Auntie, greetings, I seek your blessings.
- Greetings.

336
00:17:31,271 --> 00:17:32,271
- Greetings. Greetings.
- Good to see you here.

337
00:17:32,355 --> 00:17:33,146
Greetings, Uncle.

338
00:17:33,230 --> 00:17:34,938
Greetings. Greetings.

339
00:17:35,021 --> 00:17:36,313
- God bless you all.
- Greetings.

340
00:17:36,396 --> 00:17:37,813
- This is my friend Pakkhu.
- Greetings. - Greetings, Auntie.

341
00:17:37,896 --> 00:17:39,521
Thank you all for coming.

342
00:17:39,605 --> 00:17:41,271
Didn't say that.
We wouldn't miss it for anything.

343
00:17:41,646 --> 00:17:42,688
Sonu's coming too.

344
00:17:42,771 --> 00:17:43,896
Yes.

345
00:17:44,521 --> 00:17:45,813
Honey, you come with me.

346
00:17:45,938 --> 00:17:46,521
Carry on.

347
00:17:46,605 --> 00:17:47,313
Go on.

348
00:17:47,396 --> 00:17:48,480
Come with me.

349
00:17:48,563 --> 00:17:49,855
They'll join us later.

350
00:17:49,896 --> 00:17:51,813
His condition hasn't improved at all?

351
00:17:51,938 --> 00:17:54,688
Auntie, sometimes it feels like
nobody's smarter than him.

352
00:17:54,771 --> 00:17:56,105
Other times it feels like nobody's
more insane than him either.

353
00:17:56,230 --> 00:17:57,605
He's just mixed up all the time.

354
00:17:57,646 --> 00:17:59,605
If he's not fixed by Diwali,
I'll get rid of him.

355
00:17:59,688 --> 00:18:01,063
Stop talking nonsense.

356
00:18:01,146 --> 00:18:03,230
You're welcome. Welcome, welcome.

357
00:18:03,313 --> 00:18:04,146
Welcome to you too.

358
00:18:04,230 --> 00:18:05,230
Thank you.

359
00:18:05,313 --> 00:18:06,896
He's the caretaker of this resort.

360
00:18:06,980 --> 00:18:07,646
I see.

361
00:18:07,730 --> 00:18:08,730
- Pankaj?
- Yes?

362
00:18:08,813 --> 00:18:10,063
Show them the upstairs rooms.

363
00:18:10,146 --> 00:18:10,730
Sure.

364
00:18:10,813 --> 00:18:13,355
Auntie, tell me,
when's the function starting?

365
00:18:13,480 --> 00:18:15,271
We were just waiting for you all.

366
00:18:15,355 --> 00:18:16,771
Now that you're here, let's get started.

367
00:18:16,855 --> 00:18:18,271
- Come on, everyone.
- Let's go then.

368
00:18:36,771 --> 00:18:41,063
Sleep's forgotten the road to my eyes,

369
00:18:41,146 --> 00:18:45,271
A heart once worth fortunes now looks
like there's nothing worthy inside.

370
00:18:45,355 --> 00:18:49,646
Sleep's forgotten the road to my eyes,

371
00:18:49,771 --> 00:18:54,063
A heart once worth fortunes now looks
like there's nothing worthy inside.

372
00:18:55,438 --> 00:19:00,438
Peace keeps drifting away,

373
00:19:00,521 --> 00:19:03,146
It keeps slipping away,

374
00:19:03,230 --> 00:19:07,188
Who just passed through
the neighborhood today?

375
00:19:09,146 --> 00:19:13,188
Her fragrance still drifts through
the winds all day,

376
00:19:13,271 --> 00:19:16,105
Her fragrance still drifts through
the winds all day,

377
00:19:16,271 --> 00:19:20,021
Who just passed through
the neighborhood today?

378
00:19:20,105 --> 00:19:22,063
Oh my love...

379
00:19:22,146 --> 00:19:24,063
I move like your shadow, my love,

380
00:19:24,146 --> 00:19:26,438
I belong only to you.

381
00:19:26,480 --> 00:19:28,563
You dwell inside my eyes,

382
00:19:28,646 --> 00:19:32,646
You melt through every breath passing by.

383
00:19:32,980 --> 00:19:36,730
Oh my dear...

384
00:19:36,771 --> 00:19:38,896
The moon glows bright upon her face,

385
00:19:38,980 --> 00:19:40,980
Stars rest softly in her hair's embrace.

386
00:19:41,105 --> 00:19:43,355
Every angel God designed above,

387
00:19:43,438 --> 00:19:45,396
Looks like kin to the girl I love.

388
00:19:45,480 --> 00:19:47,605
The moon glows bright upon her face,

389
00:19:47,688 --> 00:19:49,688
Stars rest softly in her hair's embrace.

390
00:19:49,771 --> 00:19:51,813
Every angel God designed above,

391
00:19:51,896 --> 00:19:54,021
Looks like kin to the girl I love.

392
00:19:54,646 --> 00:19:58,855
My heart keeps pulling toward her way,

393
00:19:58,980 --> 00:20:01,521
It keeps pulling toward her way,

394
00:20:01,605 --> 00:20:05,605
Who just passed through
the neighborhood today?

395
00:20:07,480 --> 00:20:11,563
Peace keeps drifting away,

396
00:20:11,646 --> 00:20:14,563
It keeps slipping away,

397
00:20:14,646 --> 00:20:18,438
Who just passed through
the neighborhood today?

398
00:20:37,271 --> 00:20:39,438
There's a different kind
of glow in the universe,

399
00:20:39,521 --> 00:20:41,438
And a melody only my heart can hear.

400
00:20:41,521 --> 00:20:43,688
My beautiful one
will always stay unmatched,

401
00:20:43,771 --> 00:20:45,938
There's nobody else like him anywhere.

402
00:20:45,980 --> 00:20:48,063
There's a different kind of glow
in the universe,

403
00:20:48,146 --> 00:20:50,230
And a melody only my heart can hear.

404
00:20:50,271 --> 00:20:52,605
My beautiful one
will always stay unmatched,

405
00:20:52,688 --> 00:20:54,563
There's nobody else like him anywhere.

406
00:20:54,646 --> 00:20:59,188
Neither eats nor drinks these days,

407
00:20:59,438 --> 00:21:02,021
Neither eats nor drinks these days,

408
00:21:02,105 --> 00:21:05,938
Who just passed through
the neighborhood today?

409
00:21:07,896 --> 00:21:11,938
Peace keeps drifting away,

410
00:21:11,980 --> 00:21:15,063
It keeps slipping away,

411
00:21:15,146 --> 00:21:18,896
Who just passed through
the neighborhood today?

412
00:21:19,438 --> 00:21:23,021
Who just passed through
the neighborhood today?

413
00:21:23,105 --> 00:21:25,438
Oh my love...

414
00:21:27,021 --> 00:21:28,188
- I'll go for it.
- Hello.

415
00:21:29,521 --> 00:21:30,396
You?

416
00:21:30,480 --> 00:21:31,813
Why have you been staring
at me since yesterday?

417
00:21:31,896 --> 00:21:32,730
I wasn't staring...

418
00:21:32,855 --> 00:21:33,771
Just looking.

419
00:21:33,855 --> 00:21:35,063
Why were you looking at you?

420
00:21:35,313 --> 00:21:37,521
Because the moment I saw you,
I fell in love with you.

421
00:21:38,313 --> 00:21:39,855
Who falls in love the moment
they see someone?

422
00:21:39,938 --> 00:21:40,605
Me.

423
00:21:40,646 --> 00:21:42,021
If you don't believe me,

424
00:21:42,105 --> 00:21:45,563
I can make you talk to
all the girls I fell for at first sight.

425
00:21:45,646 --> 00:21:46,646
- Huh?
- Yes.

426
00:21:46,730 --> 00:21:47,730
You're crazy.

427
00:21:47,855 --> 00:21:49,396
Reet?

428
00:21:50,605 --> 00:21:51,688
What's wrong with Reet?

429
00:21:51,771 --> 00:21:52,730
You're flirting with her?

430
00:21:52,813 --> 00:21:54,480
Yes, that's my specialty.

431
00:21:54,563 --> 00:21:55,521
You got a problem with it?

432
00:21:55,771 --> 00:21:57,230
Don't interfere in my business.

433
00:21:57,563 --> 00:21:58,980
I had everything set
with great difficulty.

434
00:22:01,896 --> 00:22:03,313
Jass, come with me right now.

435
00:22:03,396 --> 00:22:04,480
Honey's gone completely overboard.

436
00:22:04,563 --> 00:22:07,188
Every girl he sees he says,
that's my sonu.

437
00:22:07,271 --> 00:22:09,021
No idea where his
actual Sonu disappeared to,

438
00:22:09,230 --> 00:22:10,563
but that's my Sonu.

439
00:22:11,021 --> 00:22:11,688
Go on.

440
00:22:19,355 --> 00:22:20,230
There she is.

441
00:22:20,605 --> 00:22:21,771
But who is she?

442
00:22:22,021 --> 00:22:23,688
What does every Punjabi guy say
when he spots a beautiful girl

443
00:22:23,771 --> 00:22:25,646
and his friend asks,
"Who's she?"

444
00:22:26,063 --> 00:22:26,855
"Your sister-in-law."

445
00:22:26,938 --> 00:22:28,146
She's your sister-in-law.

446
00:22:31,438 --> 00:22:32,521
Alright then.

447
00:22:33,230 --> 00:22:34,313
No, no, keep at it.

448
00:22:34,896 --> 00:22:35,896
Fine, I'll handle it.

449
00:22:37,980 --> 00:22:38,855
Here, talk to her.

450
00:22:38,938 --> 00:22:41,105
Didn't I tell you,
I fall in love at first sight?

451
00:22:41,230 --> 00:22:42,355
- Talk to her.
- Who is she?

452
00:22:43,646 --> 00:22:44,271
Hello?

453
00:22:44,355 --> 00:22:45,688
This is Sukhi.

454
00:22:45,771 --> 00:22:46,771
He's telling the truth.

455
00:22:46,855 --> 00:22:48,480
He really does fall in love
at first sight.

456
00:22:48,771 --> 00:22:50,188
It happened with me too.

457
00:22:50,355 --> 00:22:51,730
Probably happened with you too.

458
00:22:51,855 --> 00:22:53,188
This guy doesn't lie.

459
00:22:53,730 --> 00:22:54,938
Believe him.

460
00:22:55,021 --> 00:22:56,688
He's a nice guy.

461
00:22:57,438 --> 00:22:58,480
What nonsense!

462
00:22:59,521 --> 00:23:01,396
I'm giving you a proper proof
of true love.

463
00:23:02,271 --> 00:23:04,355
You started chasing a girl
as soon as you came to a wedding.

464
00:23:04,438 --> 00:23:05,980
Careful,
she might end up being your cousin.

465
00:23:06,355 --> 00:23:07,438
Take that back.

466
00:23:10,646 --> 00:23:12,063
Come, let's go meet some relatives.

467
00:23:12,146 --> 00:23:13,396
You're getting mehndi from them?

468
00:23:13,480 --> 00:23:14,730
Why don't you do it instead?

469
00:23:17,646 --> 00:23:18,521
Jass, bro...

470
00:23:18,896 --> 00:23:20,063
Meet my friend Reet.

471
00:23:20,146 --> 00:23:21,938
She's a gold medalist in shooting.

472
00:23:22,396 --> 00:23:24,230
Reet, meet my cousin Jass.

473
00:23:24,938 --> 00:23:25,730
Hi, Reet.

474
00:23:25,813 --> 00:23:27,396
- This is your cousin?
- Yes.

475
00:23:27,896 --> 00:23:28,813
You know him?

476
00:23:28,896 --> 00:23:30,230
We're discussing marriage.

477
00:23:30,688 --> 00:23:31,688
She's still not agreeing.

478
00:23:31,813 --> 00:23:33,646
I even made her talk to the matchmaker.

479
00:23:33,813 --> 00:23:34,896
He's lying.

480
00:23:35,063 --> 00:23:35,646
Why?

481
00:23:35,855 --> 00:23:37,230
I never made you talk to any matchmaker?

482
00:23:37,938 --> 00:23:39,521
Your whole family's crazy or what?

483
00:23:39,771 --> 00:23:40,855
Only crazy people get married anyway.

484
00:23:40,938 --> 00:23:42,605
You'll see, even the wedding
procession will be full of lunatics.

485
00:23:45,938 --> 00:23:48,688
Yes, Jass is definitely crazy.

486
00:23:48,938 --> 00:23:51,938
Jass is a mad lover.

487
00:23:52,313 --> 00:23:54,063
What's special about your city?

488
00:23:54,230 --> 00:23:57,688
Rumble in the Jungle...
sorry, jungle safari.

489
00:23:57,771 --> 00:23:58,688
Oh.

490
00:23:58,771 --> 00:24:00,230
I'm the caretaker of this place.

491
00:24:00,313 --> 00:24:01,896
Here's my contact number.

492
00:24:01,980 --> 00:24:03,438
If you want to go on a jungle safari,
just tell me.

493
00:24:03,521 --> 00:24:04,980
I'll personally show you
the whole jungle.

494
00:24:05,188 --> 00:24:05,771
No, thanks.

495
00:24:05,855 --> 00:24:07,271
We'll spot the bears there ourselves.

496
00:24:07,355 --> 00:24:08,396
What?

497
00:24:08,563 --> 00:24:09,855
Alright then.

498
00:24:11,355 --> 00:24:15,063
Well... I specially picked these flowers
for you from the garden.

499
00:24:15,271 --> 00:24:16,146
For you.

500
00:24:16,521 --> 00:24:17,396
Oh.

501
00:24:17,480 --> 00:24:18,355
Yes.

502
00:24:18,438 --> 00:24:19,313
Thank you.

503
00:24:19,396 --> 00:24:20,688
- Just let me know then.
- Sure, sure, sure.

504
00:24:20,771 --> 00:24:21,730
Bye.

505
00:24:21,813 --> 00:24:23,021
Let's go for jungle safari tomorrow.

506
00:24:23,105 --> 00:24:25,105
But I'm scared of wild animals.

507
00:24:27,021 --> 00:24:29,063
Jungle safari, Pakkhu.

508
00:24:29,313 --> 00:24:32,563
In that jungle, she's going
to come face-to-face with a lion.

509
00:24:36,230 --> 00:24:38,396
Reward: one lakh rupees.

510
00:24:40,438 --> 00:24:41,438
You know, Gogiya...

511
00:24:41,521 --> 00:24:42,480
No.

512
00:24:42,563 --> 00:24:45,021
In terms of hooliganism,
we've surpassed even Gabbar Singh.

513
00:24:45,271 --> 00:24:46,063
How, boss?

514
00:24:46,146 --> 00:24:47,396
What was the reward on Gabbar?

515
00:24:48,146 --> 00:24:49,855
Fifty thousand rupees!

516
00:24:49,938 --> 00:24:51,605
- Yes.
- And ours?

517
00:24:51,771 --> 00:24:53,105
One lakh rupees.

518
00:24:54,438 --> 00:24:55,938
That's growth, boss.

519
00:24:56,271 --> 00:24:59,480
But tell me one thing...
How are we getting out alive today?

520
00:24:59,688 --> 00:25:01,730
We'll become lions ourselves,
cross the jungle,

521
00:25:01,813 --> 00:25:03,563
and disappear straight
into the hills of Himachal.

522
00:25:03,646 --> 00:25:04,188
Come on.

523
00:25:04,271 --> 00:25:05,063
Let's go.

524
00:25:06,230 --> 00:25:08,271
Punjabis are lion-hearted by birth.

525
00:25:17,521 --> 00:25:20,271
First we'll attack them pretending
to be lions.

526
00:25:21,480 --> 00:25:23,355
Then we'll save them.

527
00:25:23,730 --> 00:25:24,646
Right, Pakkhu?

528
00:25:24,730 --> 00:25:25,646
Shit!

529
00:25:25,980 --> 00:25:26,480
Rascal!

530
00:25:26,563 --> 00:25:27,563
It's me.

531
00:25:30,855 --> 00:25:32,480
Reet, let's stop here.

532
00:25:32,563 --> 00:25:33,355
Let's not go further ahead.

533
00:25:33,438 --> 00:25:34,855
What if some wild animal
actually shows up?

534
00:25:35,063 --> 00:25:35,855
Relax.

535
00:25:35,938 --> 00:25:37,438
I checked online.

536
00:25:37,521 --> 00:25:39,521
There are no lions
or cheetahs in this jungle.

537
00:25:39,605 --> 00:25:41,605
Look at the beautiful view, Reet.

538
00:25:47,313 --> 00:25:48,313
Lion!

539
00:25:48,438 --> 00:25:49,688
- Help!
- We are in big trouble!

540
00:25:49,771 --> 00:25:50,771
Lion!

541
00:25:51,021 --> 00:25:54,313
Don't worry,
I'm a national shooting champion.

542
00:25:56,313 --> 00:25:58,355
Run! She just fired at us!

543
00:25:58,438 --> 00:26:00,813
I'll be damned. Run!

544
00:26:01,230 --> 00:26:02,730
The lions are heading toward the city.

545
00:26:02,813 --> 00:26:06,313
Before they hurt someone,
let's get them.

546
00:26:06,980 --> 00:26:09,313
I mean follow them.

547
00:26:09,771 --> 00:26:11,188
Go, go, go!

548
00:26:14,896 --> 00:26:15,938
Boss, listen,

549
00:26:16,021 --> 00:26:17,521
I think we shouldn't walk like humans

550
00:26:17,605 --> 00:26:19,938
or the animals
will stop taking us seriously.

551
00:26:20,438 --> 00:26:21,855
Yes, yes, yes.

552
00:26:21,938 --> 00:26:23,021
Sit down.

553
00:26:25,146 --> 00:26:26,563
She won't stop chasing us.

554
00:26:26,646 --> 00:26:28,813
Jass, my knees are getting torn up here.

555
00:26:28,896 --> 00:26:29,605
Maybe we should just get up
and run for it?

556
00:26:29,688 --> 00:26:31,730
We're lions, not bears.

557
00:26:32,771 --> 00:26:34,230
Reet, don't shoot.

558
00:26:34,271 --> 00:26:36,188
If the lion dies, we'll end up in jail.

559
00:26:36,271 --> 00:26:37,105
Relax...

560
00:26:37,188 --> 00:26:39,355
This only injures lions,
doesn't kill them.

561
00:26:41,230 --> 00:26:42,688
Real lions are right ahead of us.

562
00:26:42,896 --> 00:26:43,563
What do we do?

563
00:26:43,646 --> 00:26:45,355
We've got hunters behind us
and lions in front of us.

564
00:26:45,438 --> 00:26:46,438
God save us now.

565
00:26:46,521 --> 00:26:48,771
Gogiya, I think we
should get up and run.

566
00:26:48,855 --> 00:26:53,730
No boss, if the real lions realise
we're fake, they'll eat us alive.

567
00:26:53,813 --> 00:26:55,313
Then turn around and run.

568
00:26:55,771 --> 00:26:56,938
Let's go.

569
00:26:57,438 --> 00:26:59,730
Look, the lions ran away
after seeing the hunters.

570
00:26:59,813 --> 00:27:00,771
They did.

571
00:27:00,855 --> 00:27:03,605
True, but the internet said there
weren't even lions in this jungle.

572
00:27:03,688 --> 00:27:05,771
Lions don't follow the internet, stupid.

573
00:27:07,063 --> 00:27:08,313
What happened?

574
00:27:09,021 --> 00:27:10,771
We cannot even get up now.

575
00:27:10,855 --> 00:27:12,521
Didn't I tell you?

576
00:27:14,230 --> 00:27:16,188
She hit right in the center, Jass.

577
00:27:16,271 --> 00:27:17,396
Damn you.

578
00:27:17,480 --> 00:27:19,480
The center one will exit
on its own in the morning.

579
00:27:19,563 --> 00:27:21,230
We'll have to take the left
and right ones on our own.

580
00:27:21,313 --> 00:27:22,355
Run, Pakkhu!

581
00:27:22,438 --> 00:27:24,146
Don't rifles only carry six bullets?

582
00:27:24,230 --> 00:27:25,521
She has got more than six.

583
00:27:25,605 --> 00:27:27,063
Should we stand and talk to them?

584
00:27:27,146 --> 00:27:28,521
Run, stupid! Run!

585
00:27:28,605 --> 00:27:29,396
Very good, Reet.

586
00:27:29,480 --> 00:27:30,271
They ran away.

587
00:27:30,355 --> 00:27:32,355
Look how I hit the next one.

588
00:27:36,438 --> 00:27:37,438
They ran off.

589
00:27:39,355 --> 00:27:42,188
Stay alert, they might
attack from hiding.

590
00:27:42,730 --> 00:27:44,938
They almost killed your boss today.

591
00:27:46,646 --> 00:27:48,480
Gogiya, the lions are
sitting right there.

592
00:27:49,521 --> 00:27:52,271
Walk naturally in front of them,
like we're fellow lions ourselves.

593
00:27:52,355 --> 00:27:54,480
Otherwise they'll eat us.

594
00:27:59,396 --> 00:28:00,896
Jass, we're so dead.

595
00:28:01,480 --> 00:28:03,105
Real lions are right in front of us.

596
00:28:05,646 --> 00:28:09,438
Stay completely calm in front
of them, like we're part of their pride.

597
00:28:09,521 --> 00:28:11,438
Even cats are distant relatives of theirs.

598
00:28:11,646 --> 00:28:12,313
We'll see.

599
00:28:12,396 --> 00:28:14,521
God, save us today.

600
00:28:14,896 --> 00:28:16,438
We will go straight back to jail.

601
00:28:17,855 --> 00:28:21,605
Pakkhu, lions must say something to each
other when they come face to face, right?

602
00:28:21,688 --> 00:28:22,688
Greetings, hi, hello?

603
00:28:22,771 --> 00:28:27,563
Gogiya, when lions cross paths, they
probably greet each other too, right?

604
00:28:27,646 --> 00:28:29,688
Feels like that's just how
their whole society works.

605
00:28:32,646 --> 00:28:34,230
Greetings.

606
00:28:34,521 --> 00:28:36,938
Greetings.

607
00:28:37,021 --> 00:28:39,105
Greetings.

608
00:28:39,438 --> 00:28:41,021
See you.

609
00:28:43,105 --> 00:28:44,896
See you, little brother.

610
00:28:45,313 --> 00:28:46,021
Take care.

611
00:28:46,063 --> 00:28:47,605
Have a nice day.

612
00:28:47,688 --> 00:28:48,896
See you guys.

613
00:28:50,271 --> 00:28:52,688
Let's get out of here.

614
00:28:55,688 --> 00:28:57,563
Reet, the lions are coming.

615
00:28:57,646 --> 00:28:58,730
Shoot.

616
00:29:01,855 --> 00:29:03,188
I'm out of bullets.

617
00:29:03,271 --> 00:29:04,146
Huh?

618
00:29:04,230 --> 00:29:05,980
What do we do now?

619
00:29:11,021 --> 00:29:12,146
Jass?

620
00:29:18,438 --> 00:29:19,688
Jass!

621
00:29:21,063 --> 00:29:22,063
Be careful, Jass!

622
00:29:22,146 --> 00:29:23,521
Come on, you...

623
00:29:26,521 --> 00:29:27,771
That's a lion's tail!

624
00:29:27,855 --> 00:29:29,730
He hurt his friend!

625
00:29:35,105 --> 00:29:36,230
What's this, Jass?

626
00:29:36,313 --> 00:29:37,521
A lion's tail.

627
00:29:37,605 --> 00:29:40,855
I had come to tail you, but it's okay,
you can keep it as a souvenir.

628
00:29:41,021 --> 00:29:43,938
Whenever you miss me,
you can wrap your plait around it.

629
00:29:44,480 --> 00:29:45,105
Thank you.

630
00:29:45,188 --> 00:29:46,146
It's okay.

631
00:29:46,646 --> 00:29:48,105
- Bye.
- Bye.

632
00:29:52,105 --> 00:29:56,021
Reet, this guy literally risked his life
for you.

633
00:29:56,313 --> 00:29:57,521
He fought a lion.

634
00:29:58,980 --> 00:30:00,730
And he's from our own circle too.

635
00:30:00,896 --> 00:30:04,813
If you feel like getting married,
we can involve the elders now.

636
00:30:05,063 --> 00:30:05,730
No.

637
00:30:05,813 --> 00:30:07,230
Why? You don't want to get married?

638
00:30:07,313 --> 00:30:09,896
I do, but only after
I do my due diligence.

639
00:30:10,021 --> 00:30:13,563
But before finalizing a guy, I want meet
all the men in his family first.

640
00:30:13,938 --> 00:30:14,730
Why?

641
00:30:15,063 --> 00:30:18,105
I want to see how they treat
the women in their house.

642
00:30:18,355 --> 00:30:21,480
If the women there are happy,
he'll keep me happy too.

643
00:30:21,563 --> 00:30:24,938
If the women there are miserable,
my condition will end up the same.

644
00:30:25,855 --> 00:30:27,521
How can you be sure
he'll turn out problematic just

645
00:30:27,605 --> 00:30:29,521
because the men in his family are?

646
00:30:29,605 --> 00:30:30,688
There's hundred percent chance of it.

647
00:30:30,771 --> 00:30:31,730
It's in the DNA.

648
00:30:31,980 --> 00:30:35,480
The boy's going to carry the same
habits the rest of his family has.

649
00:30:35,730 --> 00:30:39,563
Bro, if she finds out no woman
survives long in your house,

650
00:30:40,105 --> 00:30:42,188
she won't even walk near your family.

651
00:30:42,521 --> 00:30:44,938
You got me pretending
to be a lion for no reason.

652
00:30:46,021 --> 00:30:49,021
I'll show her such love between
my brother and sister-in-law

653
00:30:49,396 --> 00:30:51,313
that even Laila-Majnu
will fail in comparison.

654
00:30:53,188 --> 00:30:55,605
How do you know today's
our wedding anniversary?

655
00:30:57,896 --> 00:31:00,438
You are my brother, aren't you?

656
00:31:01,730 --> 00:31:04,230
When you say it with this much
confidence, it must be true.

657
00:31:04,896 --> 00:31:06,896
But why isn't my Sonu here beside me?

658
00:31:07,355 --> 00:31:09,271
Goldie already told you she went

659
00:31:09,438 --> 00:31:13,105
to the beauty parlour
to get all dressed up.

660
00:31:15,355 --> 00:31:19,938
Sonu's been dressing up for days,
since it's our wedding anniversary.

661
00:31:22,521 --> 00:31:24,563
Who even told him today's
his wedding anniversary?

662
00:31:24,646 --> 00:31:25,730
God knows.

663
00:31:25,980 --> 00:31:28,563
You know how many things
he just assumes on his own.

664
00:31:29,771 --> 00:31:32,605
Goldie, bro, just get ready
and go meet Honey.

665
00:31:32,813 --> 00:31:34,230
Why should I get ready?

666
00:31:34,313 --> 00:31:37,771
You were the one who told him
Sonu went to the beauty parlour.

667
00:31:38,021 --> 00:31:40,063
She'll obviously come back
decked up from there.

668
00:31:40,980 --> 00:31:44,688
Fine then,
I'll come back after having the cake.

669
00:31:45,271 --> 00:31:47,146
Just go there.

670
00:31:47,521 --> 00:31:49,730
It's Honey who will decide
when you can get to come back.

671
00:31:51,855 --> 00:31:53,271
Fine, as you wish.

672
00:31:54,271 --> 00:31:56,688
You know my brother loves
my sister-in-law a lot.

673
00:31:56,813 --> 00:31:58,771
He's kept her extremely happy.

674
00:31:58,896 --> 00:32:01,063
Today's their tenth wedding anniversary.

675
00:32:01,146 --> 00:32:03,271
And I've invited only
special people here.

676
00:32:04,021 --> 00:32:05,396
Then why am I here?

677
00:32:06,146 --> 00:32:07,105
Because you're special.

678
00:32:07,188 --> 00:32:08,355
You don't believe me?

679
00:32:08,563 --> 00:32:11,605
Hello Siri, who's special
at this wedding?

680
00:32:11,896 --> 00:32:14,438
Only Reet is special,
everyone else is nonsense.

681
00:32:16,230 --> 00:32:17,646
8 PM sharp.

682
00:32:18,480 --> 00:32:20,105
The candles are already
inside the cake box.

683
00:32:20,355 --> 00:32:21,855
Light them and blow them out.

684
00:32:21,938 --> 00:32:22,813
Where all should I blow?

685
00:32:22,896 --> 00:32:24,021
The fire's already burning
over there too.

686
00:32:24,438 --> 00:32:25,396
Give me the cake.

687
00:32:25,855 --> 00:32:26,646
Go on.

688
00:32:26,980 --> 00:32:27,730
What are you doing?

689
00:32:27,813 --> 00:32:29,771
- At least let me get into the mood first.
- Are you going for a dance show?

690
00:32:31,438 --> 00:32:32,146
Okay.

691
00:32:32,938 --> 00:32:39,355
"I came only because you called me,
my love..."

692
00:32:39,438 --> 00:32:41,355
Sonu, you're here!

693
00:32:43,146 --> 00:32:45,271
- Jass...
- Oh, Reet, you're here.

694
00:32:45,396 --> 00:32:46,188
This is where I was supposed
to come, right?

695
00:32:46,271 --> 00:32:46,855
Yes, yes.

696
00:32:46,938 --> 00:32:47,813
Let's go inside then.

697
00:32:47,896 --> 00:32:49,896
Bro and his wife are romancing inside.

698
00:32:49,980 --> 00:32:52,021
Let's watch them romance,
then we'll go inside.

699
00:32:52,105 --> 00:32:53,730
Ew, who watches people do that?

700
00:32:53,813 --> 00:32:54,938
We do.

701
00:32:55,021 --> 00:32:58,313
In our house, the younger ones learn
romance by watching the elders.

702
00:32:58,396 --> 00:33:01,313
I'll just learn a little from them first.

703
00:33:01,480 --> 00:33:03,230
Then we'll go inside and wish them.

704
00:33:06,938 --> 00:33:07,605
Let me go.

705
00:33:08,605 --> 00:33:09,771
Let me go.

706
00:33:10,855 --> 00:33:13,480
Look your hands have started
looking like a man's hands

707
00:33:13,563 --> 00:33:15,771
because all the dishes you wash.

708
00:33:16,646 --> 00:33:18,396
Please buy me a dishwasher
on installments at least.

709
00:33:18,605 --> 00:33:20,646
Oh, how sweet.

710
00:33:20,730 --> 00:33:23,938
In our house, husbands
and wives have really good relationships.

711
00:33:24,021 --> 00:33:25,563
Everyone's settled happily together.

712
00:33:25,646 --> 00:33:26,688
- Really?
- Yes.

713
00:33:26,980 --> 00:33:28,271
Can I kiss you?

714
00:33:28,355 --> 00:33:29,646
Why?

715
00:33:31,063 --> 00:33:32,355
Why do people kiss?

716
00:33:32,563 --> 00:33:33,771
I love you.

717
00:33:34,105 --> 00:33:34,938
How sweet!

718
00:33:35,063 --> 00:33:36,063
Yes.

719
00:33:36,146 --> 00:33:38,188
Look, he takes consent even before kissing.

720
00:33:38,480 --> 00:33:40,188
Go for it.

721
00:33:40,396 --> 00:33:42,938
- Why aren't you looking this way?
- Turn the lights off.

722
00:33:43,563 --> 00:33:45,230
This is a new side of you.

723
00:33:51,855 --> 00:33:53,896
What is this, Sonu?

724
00:33:54,146 --> 00:33:55,688
I saw it in an English movie.

725
00:33:55,771 --> 00:33:58,438
The girl puts cake on her face
and feeds it to her boyfriend.

726
00:33:58,521 --> 00:34:01,396
They kiss and the cake
gets eaten as well.

727
00:34:01,896 --> 00:34:03,771
You've become mischievous.

728
00:34:03,980 --> 00:34:06,480
I'll love my partner like
this too one day.

729
00:34:13,313 --> 00:34:14,313
The cake is delicio...

730
00:34:15,688 --> 00:34:17,063
which bakery did you get it from?

731
00:34:17,146 --> 00:34:17,605
Why do you ask?

732
00:34:17,688 --> 00:34:18,563
I want to file a complaint.

733
00:34:18,646 --> 00:34:19,188
Why?

734
00:34:19,271 --> 00:34:20,730
There are a lot of hairs in it.

735
00:34:20,813 --> 00:34:22,063
I should go now.

736
00:34:22,146 --> 00:34:22,771
Where to?

737
00:34:22,855 --> 00:34:25,105
All the women at the wedding
are helping the cooks.

738
00:34:25,271 --> 00:34:26,855
I'm the only one here kissing you.

739
00:34:27,188 --> 00:34:28,605
I should go help the cooks
cut vegetables.

740
00:34:28,688 --> 00:34:30,771
You seem more worried
about the cooks than me.

741
00:34:30,855 --> 00:34:32,521
Look, it's our wedding anniversary.

742
00:34:32,605 --> 00:34:33,355
You're not going anywhere.

743
00:34:33,438 --> 00:34:34,730
We're already done with the cake.

744
00:34:34,813 --> 00:34:35,688
What else is left?

745
00:34:36,438 --> 00:34:37,313
Love.

746
00:34:37,438 --> 00:34:39,021
We still love each other.

747
00:34:39,105 --> 00:34:41,105
What were you doing just
two minutes ago, huh? Bhangra?

748
00:34:41,188 --> 00:34:43,771
That wasn't love. I just had some cake.

749
00:34:43,855 --> 00:34:45,730
Don't be stubborn. I'll come back
after peeling two pea pods.

750
00:34:45,813 --> 00:34:47,021
Fine, let me have some more cake then.

751
00:34:47,105 --> 00:34:50,230
Wait, wait, here, have all of it.

752
00:34:50,771 --> 00:34:52,938
Why is there Goldie's face
impression on the cake?

753
00:34:53,896 --> 00:34:56,146
Because I love my brother-in-law.

754
00:34:56,313 --> 00:34:57,896
- You don't love me.
- Forget about it.

755
00:34:57,980 --> 00:34:58,688
I'll be right back.

756
00:34:58,771 --> 00:34:59,896
- Listen to me.
- Listen to me.

757
00:34:59,980 --> 00:35:00,563
Listen to me.

758
00:35:00,646 --> 00:35:01,896
- I'll be right back.
- It's our anniversary.

759
00:35:01,980 --> 00:35:04,396
Listen to me. Let me go.
Just hear me out.

760
00:35:06,605 --> 00:35:09,355
I think we should let them celebrate.

761
00:35:09,438 --> 00:35:11,021
- We'll wish them tomorrow.
- Yes.

762
00:35:11,521 --> 00:35:12,730
Give this to them.

763
00:35:13,771 --> 00:35:14,938
- Good night.
- Good night.

764
00:35:15,646 --> 00:35:16,688
Listen!

765
00:35:16,771 --> 00:35:18,146
Sonu!

766
00:35:19,646 --> 00:35:21,271
- What is it?
- Tell him Sonu's dead already.

767
00:35:21,355 --> 00:35:22,688
There's got to be some limit
to kissing too.

768
00:35:22,730 --> 00:35:25,855
If I'd stood there five more minutes,
he would've clean-shaved me.

769
00:35:26,980 --> 00:35:27,896
Goldie!

770
00:35:28,230 --> 00:35:29,146
Goldie!

771
00:35:31,938 --> 00:35:33,021
You fell in love?

772
00:35:33,230 --> 00:35:34,271
Yes.

773
00:35:34,480 --> 00:35:35,688
Who's the girl?

774
00:35:35,896 --> 00:35:36,896
Honey...

775
00:35:37,438 --> 00:35:40,063
I didn't ask angrily,
I'm just straining here.

776
00:35:40,146 --> 00:35:41,646
Bro, she's here at the wedding.

777
00:35:41,730 --> 00:35:43,771
You just met her
and already fell in love?

778
00:35:44,105 --> 00:35:44,896
Goldie...

779
00:35:45,480 --> 00:35:46,605
I'm too am exercising.

780
00:35:46,813 --> 00:35:48,021
You just met her
and already fell in love?

781
00:35:48,105 --> 00:35:48,480
Yes.

782
00:35:48,563 --> 00:35:50,855
Sometimes things look
beautiful from far away.

783
00:35:51,146 --> 00:35:52,938
How can someone fall in love this fast?

784
00:35:53,021 --> 00:35:57,521
If your old body can't even handle weight,
why force yourself into exercise?

785
00:35:59,021 --> 00:36:00,021
Answer the question.

786
00:36:00,313 --> 00:36:01,646
How can one fall in love love this fast?

787
00:36:01,813 --> 00:36:03,480
It happens between young people.

788
00:36:04,271 --> 00:36:05,355
Listen...

789
00:36:06,063 --> 00:36:08,646
Did that girl even say
that she loves you too?

790
00:36:08,730 --> 00:36:10,063
Not directly, no.

791
00:36:10,146 --> 00:36:13,646
Then how do you know she loves you?

792
00:36:13,771 --> 00:36:15,938
Us young people just know, Honey.

793
00:36:16,230 --> 00:36:18,355
Your "young people" my foot.

794
00:36:18,438 --> 00:36:19,688
Give me those big dumbbell.

795
00:36:19,771 --> 00:36:20,563
Honey, bro, don't hit him.

796
00:36:20,646 --> 00:36:23,313
No, I won't, just give me the dumbbells.

797
00:36:23,396 --> 00:36:23,980
Here you go.

798
00:36:25,896 --> 00:36:28,896
At least find out if
the girl's already engaged.

799
00:36:29,021 --> 00:36:31,021
I haven't confirmed it,
but I know she's single.

800
00:36:31,271 --> 00:36:32,063
How?

801
00:36:32,271 --> 00:36:34,605
Us young people can tell.

802
00:36:34,646 --> 00:36:36,813
Not your "young people" nonsense again!

803
00:36:36,938 --> 00:36:39,063
Come on, Goldie, at least hear him out.

804
00:36:39,146 --> 00:36:40,313
- Move aside.
- Fine, talk.

805
00:36:40,396 --> 00:36:41,313
Tell me.

806
00:36:41,396 --> 00:36:42,855
- What's your next move?
- Talk to me.

807
00:36:42,980 --> 00:36:44,188
I want to...

808
00:36:44,230 --> 00:36:45,855
First tell me what's your next move?

809
00:36:45,938 --> 00:36:48,355
- Tell me first!
- Talk to me first!

810
00:36:48,438 --> 00:36:49,146
Tell me!

811
00:36:49,230 --> 00:36:50,396
You "young people", talk to me!

812
00:36:50,480 --> 00:36:51,855
Tell me!
Hear me out!

813
00:36:52,230 --> 00:36:53,396
What's your next move?

814
00:36:54,521 --> 00:36:57,521
I've already proposed her.

815
00:36:58,105 --> 00:36:59,230
Did she say yes?

816
00:36:59,938 --> 00:37:01,105
Did it work out?

817
00:37:01,271 --> 00:37:02,188
Get lost.

818
00:37:02,313 --> 00:37:05,480
Then we "young people" will teach
you how proposals really work.

819
00:37:05,563 --> 00:37:09,355
We'll teach you how true
lovers swim across the Chenab.

820
00:37:09,438 --> 00:37:11,480
How you should tear
your flesh apart for love.

821
00:37:11,563 --> 00:37:14,438
- Long live!
- Revolution!

822
00:37:16,563 --> 00:37:19,355
Friends, that's Reet's room.

823
00:37:19,896 --> 00:37:21,980
Kids, go play somewhere else.

824
00:37:22,730 --> 00:37:23,813
I love you, Reet!

825
00:37:23,896 --> 00:37:25,105
What nonsense?!

826
00:37:25,188 --> 00:37:25,730
I was supposed to say that.

827
00:37:25,813 --> 00:37:26,730
You'll say it.

828
00:37:26,813 --> 00:37:27,730
It's written in the love letter.

829
00:37:27,771 --> 00:37:30,563
Just throw it through her window.

830
00:37:30,938 --> 00:37:32,438
We need a...

831
00:37:32,855 --> 00:37:33,855
stone to throw it though.

832
00:37:33,938 --> 00:37:34,855
Yes.

833
00:37:34,980 --> 00:37:35,646
I'll get one.

834
00:37:36,521 --> 00:37:37,480
Yes.

835
00:37:38,813 --> 00:37:41,063
How'll she know Jass sent it?

836
00:37:41,146 --> 00:37:43,271
If you were educated, you'd know.

837
00:37:43,563 --> 00:37:45,313
She'll recognise Jass's handwriting.

838
00:37:46,355 --> 00:37:47,438
Give me a hand.

839
00:37:47,521 --> 00:37:48,896
- No need.
- I'm sure you know her choice.

840
00:37:48,980 --> 00:37:49,855
Which one would Reet like?

841
00:37:49,938 --> 00:37:50,646
Use your brain a little.

842
00:37:50,730 --> 00:37:54,105
You should've brought a cannon too,
to launch it straight at Reet.

843
00:37:54,230 --> 00:37:55,563
We're not attacking Reet!

844
00:37:55,688 --> 00:37:56,688
Bring a little one.

845
00:37:56,771 --> 00:37:57,771
Should I bring a kid?

846
00:37:58,688 --> 00:38:00,063
- You...
- No, I got it.

847
00:38:01,021 --> 00:38:04,938
The way he is blessed by Lord,
he'd even hurt Reet a small one.

848
00:38:05,396 --> 00:38:06,105
Here.

849
00:38:06,271 --> 00:38:07,021
Will this do?

850
00:38:07,105 --> 00:38:08,521
Yes.

851
00:38:09,896 --> 00:38:11,105
Throw it.

852
00:38:13,938 --> 00:38:16,021
Oh no.
Your love fell down.

853
00:38:19,146 --> 00:38:21,105
Your love fell down,
only the stone went through.

854
00:38:21,980 --> 00:38:23,938
Wait, I'll be right back.

855
00:38:25,021 --> 00:38:26,688
I hope he doesn't cause
any more trouble.

856
00:38:27,313 --> 00:38:29,563
If only there were a ladder here.

857
00:38:30,730 --> 00:38:31,521
What do we do?

858
00:38:35,188 --> 00:38:36,271
This is great.

859
00:38:36,688 --> 00:38:37,438
What are you waiting for? Grab it.

860
00:38:37,521 --> 00:38:39,813
You've hurt me!

861
00:38:39,896 --> 00:38:42,771
Idiot, use a ladder or something
which doing such kind of work.

862
00:38:47,355 --> 00:38:49,021
I'm doomed.

863
00:38:50,105 --> 00:38:51,688
What is this?

864
00:38:52,105 --> 00:38:52,813
Come on, boys.

865
00:38:52,896 --> 00:38:54,771
I'm climbing the ladder, not a horse.

866
00:38:54,855 --> 00:38:56,146
Why are all the wedding
guests ready to tag along?

867
00:38:56,230 --> 00:38:57,105
I'm going alone.

868
00:38:57,188 --> 00:38:58,188
We're all tagging along.

869
00:38:58,271 --> 00:38:59,313
No, it won't look if we all go with him.

870
00:38:59,396 --> 00:39:00,563
God knows what condition the girl's in.

871
00:39:00,771 --> 00:39:02,480
Who knows what she's wearing
or not wearing.

872
00:39:02,563 --> 00:39:03,855
Only two people are going in there.

873
00:39:03,938 --> 00:39:05,605
Me and Honey.

874
00:39:05,688 --> 00:39:06,396
Yes, let's go.

875
00:39:06,480 --> 00:39:10,271
I love the girl,
so only I'm going in there.

876
00:39:10,355 --> 00:39:12,271
The girl's yours, but the idea was mine.

877
00:39:12,313 --> 00:39:13,021
And the ladder's mine.

878
00:39:13,105 --> 00:39:14,605
What exactly do you two have?

879
00:39:14,688 --> 00:39:15,230
Tell me.

880
00:39:15,313 --> 00:39:17,980
If Daddy were alive today,
he'd only say one thing.

881
00:39:18,063 --> 00:39:18,438
What?

882
00:39:18,521 --> 00:39:19,771
"Beat the hell out of these idiots."

883
00:39:19,855 --> 00:39:22,896
You need one sensible person
with you in case of trouble.

884
00:39:22,980 --> 00:39:24,855
There's only one sensible guy
among you people: Goldie.

885
00:39:25,021 --> 00:39:25,980
Goldie is going up the ladder with him.

886
00:39:26,063 --> 00:39:27,313
You two hold the ladder from below.

887
00:39:27,480 --> 00:39:28,438
Come on, boys.

888
00:39:28,521 --> 00:39:29,271
Let's go.

889
00:39:36,521 --> 00:39:38,605
Lift the ladder higher,
my hands can't reach the window.

890
00:39:38,688 --> 00:39:39,688
Lift it higher.

891
00:39:39,771 --> 00:39:41,771
Go, go, go!

892
00:39:42,105 --> 00:39:44,105
Lift it higher. Yes, that's it.

893
00:39:44,563 --> 00:39:46,355
- Yes, perfect.
- Damn it.

894
00:39:46,438 --> 00:39:47,688
Take it closer to the wall.

895
00:39:53,521 --> 00:39:56,063
Oh no! Oh no! Oh no!

896
00:40:11,355 --> 00:40:12,980
Thank God I saved you.

897
00:40:13,188 --> 00:40:14,605
Otherwise I'd have found
you both splattered off the roof.

898
00:40:23,396 --> 00:40:25,521
I wrote the note saying
"I love you Reet."

899
00:40:27,355 --> 00:40:27,980
And I brought the ladder.

900
00:40:28,063 --> 00:40:28,896
The idea was mine.

901
00:40:28,980 --> 00:40:29,980
Yes.

902
00:40:32,855 --> 00:40:34,688
You never answered my letter,

903
00:40:35,063 --> 00:40:36,855
but I read the answer
in your eyes anyway.

904
00:40:37,646 --> 00:40:38,521
Still...

905
00:40:38,646 --> 00:40:40,271
I want to hear you say it.

906
00:40:41,771 --> 00:40:43,313
- You want a reply?
- Hmm.

907
00:40:49,188 --> 00:40:52,438
Your cheeks bloom softer
than flowers in spring,

908
00:40:52,480 --> 00:40:55,646
those tiny black beauty marks
do their own magic thing.

909
00:40:55,730 --> 00:40:58,855
Sitting beneath the stars
with you tonight,

910
00:40:58,938 --> 00:41:02,230
I want to pour my heart
out till morning light.

911
00:41:02,313 --> 00:41:05,146
Your cheeks bloom softer
than flowers in spring,

912
00:41:05,230 --> 00:41:08,438
those tiny black beauty marks
do their own magic thing.

913
00:41:08,521 --> 00:41:11,730
Sitting beneath the stars
with you tonight,

914
00:41:11,813 --> 00:41:15,521
I want to pour my heart
out till morning light.

915
00:41:16,021 --> 00:41:19,063
Between you and me, my love,
let nothing survive except

916
00:41:19,105 --> 00:41:22,146
your breath in mine, keeping us alive.

917
00:41:22,396 --> 00:41:25,146
May I live in your heart,
and you stay in mine,

918
00:41:25,230 --> 00:41:27,688
like two souls forever tangled in time.

919
00:41:27,938 --> 00:41:34,146
Every word you whisper
feels precious and bright,

920
00:41:34,230 --> 00:41:37,646
Sitting beneath the stars
with you tonight,

921
00:41:37,730 --> 00:41:41,021
I want to pour my heart
out till morning light.

922
00:41:54,355 --> 00:41:57,271
My love belongs only to you,

923
00:41:57,355 --> 00:42:00,646
and only with you it'll stay.

924
00:42:00,730 --> 00:42:03,688
As long as I keep breathing,

925
00:42:03,771 --> 00:42:07,105
your name's the only one
these lips will say.

926
00:42:07,188 --> 00:42:10,230
My love belongs only to you,

927
00:42:10,271 --> 00:42:13,480
and only with you it'll stay.

928
00:42:13,521 --> 00:42:16,480
As long as I keep breathing,

929
00:42:16,563 --> 00:42:19,855
your name's the only
one these lips will say.

930
00:42:19,938 --> 00:42:23,021
The roads that lead me to you

931
00:42:23,105 --> 00:42:26,063
feel more precious
than the destination itself.

932
00:42:26,230 --> 00:42:28,063
How do I even praise you?

933
00:42:28,146 --> 00:42:31,480
You're more beautiful than heaven,
more precious than prayers.

934
00:42:31,646 --> 00:42:38,021
Your words are sweeter
than any sweet respite,

935
00:42:38,105 --> 00:42:41,313
Sitting beneath the stars
with you tonight,

936
00:42:41,438 --> 00:42:45,105
I want to pour my heart
out till morning light.

937
00:42:58,355 --> 00:43:01,355
I'd leave the whole world behind
and stand by your side,

938
00:43:01,438 --> 00:43:04,688
I'd never stay apart from you
so I've said from the start.

939
00:43:04,771 --> 00:43:07,605
Through the path of your eyes
I'd quietly start,

940
00:43:07,688 --> 00:43:10,271
Walking my way straight into your heart.

941
00:43:10,730 --> 00:43:14,105
I'd leave the whole world behind
and stand by your side,

942
00:43:14,188 --> 00:43:17,480
I'd never stay apart from you
so I've said from the start.

943
00:43:17,563 --> 00:43:20,271
Through the path of your eyes
I'd quietly start,

944
00:43:20,438 --> 00:43:23,813
Walking my way straight into your heart.

945
00:43:24,021 --> 00:43:29,105
You and I belong together
like moonlight and skies,

946
00:43:30,188 --> 00:43:35,605
Without love,
the whole world just passes us by.

947
00:43:35,688 --> 00:43:42,105
Even my lips start trembling
at your sight,

948
00:43:42,188 --> 00:43:45,355
Sitting beneath the stars
with you tonight,

949
00:43:45,438 --> 00:43:50,605
I want to pour my heart
out till morning light.

950
00:44:02,521 --> 00:44:03,646
So when will I see you again?

951
00:44:04,855 --> 00:44:06,063
Soon.

952
00:44:07,105 --> 00:44:11,855
You know, you've got all the qualities
I ever wanted in a life partner.

953
00:44:12,855 --> 00:44:13,980
You're honest.

954
00:44:15,480 --> 00:44:18,105
Your brother
and his wife love each other a lot too.

955
00:44:18,688 --> 00:44:20,396
But their romance is weird.

956
00:44:20,771 --> 00:44:22,396
Anybody else would hide it.

957
00:44:25,355 --> 00:44:27,105
But you never hid anything from me.

958
00:44:28,063 --> 00:44:29,063
I love your honesty.

959
00:44:31,230 --> 00:44:33,646
Bring your brother
and his wife to my house.

960
00:44:34,396 --> 00:44:35,980
We'll seal the deal there itself.

961
00:44:43,230 --> 00:44:44,688
- He just won't stop.
- Jass...

962
00:44:45,313 --> 00:44:46,813
What sweet lie did you feed her now?

963
00:44:47,230 --> 00:44:48,605
I still think there's time.

964
00:44:48,896 --> 00:44:50,813
Tell her the truth
and get yourself out of this mess.

965
00:44:51,396 --> 00:44:55,230
We've told such big lies that getting
out won't be easy anymore.

966
00:44:55,313 --> 00:44:57,188
Other people's lies don't have legs.

967
00:44:57,271 --> 00:44:59,021
My lies don't have body parts.

968
00:44:59,480 --> 00:45:00,480
Then you can do one thing.

969
00:45:00,730 --> 00:45:02,313
Send Goldie and Honey
out for a vacation.

970
00:45:02,396 --> 00:45:03,646
We'll burn the mansion down.

971
00:45:03,813 --> 00:45:06,188
And tell everyone
the whole family died in an accident.

972
00:45:06,563 --> 00:45:10,771
When Goldie and Honey come back,
won't Reet ask them how they survived?

973
00:45:10,855 --> 00:45:12,355
Then we burn the mansion
along with them.

974
00:45:13,146 --> 00:45:14,855
Honestly,
they're not useful for much anyway.

975
00:45:15,355 --> 00:45:16,771
But this doesn't feel right.

976
00:45:17,063 --> 00:45:18,605
Find another solution.

977
00:45:18,855 --> 00:45:20,188
What solution should I find?

978
00:45:20,271 --> 00:45:21,563
We've lied so massively already.

979
00:45:22,105 --> 00:45:25,271
We can't exactly bring
Honey's dead wife back.

980
00:45:26,855 --> 00:45:28,563
But if Goldie's wife comes
back somehow...

981
00:45:29,105 --> 00:45:31,063
we might still survive this.

982
00:45:31,521 --> 00:45:32,605
Oh yes!

983
00:45:32,688 --> 00:45:35,063
But how will his wife return?

984
00:45:38,355 --> 00:45:39,396
Hello Satti, we're on our way home.

985
00:45:39,480 --> 00:45:40,355
Get dinner ready.

986
00:45:40,730 --> 00:45:41,480
Okay.

987
00:45:42,021 --> 00:45:44,980
Goldie, I don't like seeing you like this.

988
00:45:45,480 --> 00:45:48,938
It's been over a year since
you started eating rotis made by the maid.

989
00:45:49,438 --> 00:45:51,105
Should I ask her to make rice instead?

990
00:45:51,313 --> 00:45:52,521
No, Goldie.

991
00:45:52,605 --> 00:45:55,105
Don't you think your
and Honey should settle down?

992
00:45:55,230 --> 00:45:57,063
I'm already settled, brother.

993
00:45:57,146 --> 00:45:58,313
You people sort yourselves out.

994
00:45:58,396 --> 00:46:00,688
I liked a couple of girls online.

995
00:46:00,730 --> 00:46:02,396
I even sent friendship messages too.

996
00:46:02,521 --> 00:46:03,771
They all disappeared.

997
00:46:03,938 --> 00:46:05,105
I think maybe they died.

998
00:46:05,188 --> 00:46:07,563
They blocked you, stupid.

999
00:46:07,646 --> 00:46:10,688
Your image's gotten
so bad since Daljeet left

1000
00:46:10,771 --> 00:46:12,813
that when you visit a Gurudwara,
nobody offers you Prasad (holy offerings).

1001
00:46:12,896 --> 00:46:15,021
Nobody even pushes you
when you walk into a crowd.

1002
00:46:15,105 --> 00:46:17,230
Nobody even abuses
you if you get into a fight.

1003
00:46:17,313 --> 00:46:18,063
Who's going to give you a girl?

1004
00:46:18,146 --> 00:46:20,021
That's deadly shameful, Goldie.

1005
00:46:20,105 --> 00:46:21,146
You should just jump out to the car.

1006
00:46:21,230 --> 00:46:22,730
Has my image really gotten that bad?

1007
00:46:22,813 --> 00:46:23,188
Right.

1008
00:46:23,271 --> 00:46:25,938
Goldie, we're literally surviving
because of the maid right now.

1009
00:46:26,021 --> 00:46:27,938
I honestly feel that if you died
when I am not around,

1010
00:46:28,021 --> 00:46:30,063
even your funeral pyre
would get lit by the maid.

1011
00:46:30,105 --> 00:46:31,313
Maybe Daljeet thinks the same too,

1012
00:46:31,396 --> 00:46:33,021
that without her nobody
even asks about me.

1013
00:46:33,146 --> 00:46:34,646
Then doesn't it become her duty
to come back?

1014
00:46:34,730 --> 00:46:38,521
Who knows, maybe Daljeet thinks
it's your duty to go bring her back.

1015
00:46:38,980 --> 00:46:40,855
She came into my dream yesterday,
you know.

1016
00:46:40,938 --> 00:46:41,855
Mine too.

1017
00:46:41,938 --> 00:46:42,855
She came into mine as well.

1018
00:46:42,938 --> 00:46:44,730
She visited all three of you.

1019
00:46:45,646 --> 00:46:46,813
So she's only angry at me.

1020
00:46:47,396 --> 00:46:49,646
She was even singing in my dream.

1021
00:46:49,730 --> 00:46:53,813
"You crazy fool..."

1022
00:46:53,896 --> 00:46:59,980
"Look what state you've made
of yourself after I left."

1023
00:47:00,063 --> 00:47:02,563
Listen... we should go there.

1024
00:47:02,605 --> 00:47:06,271
If we want to survive this,
we need one sensible person with us.

1025
00:47:06,355 --> 00:47:07,021
Who's sensible?

1026
00:47:07,105 --> 00:47:07,688
Honey.

1027
00:47:07,771 --> 00:47:08,355
Honey's sensible.

1028
00:47:08,438 --> 00:47:10,063
Fine then, if you all insist,
I'll tag along.

1029
00:47:10,146 --> 00:47:11,146
What's the big deal?

1030
00:47:11,688 --> 00:47:12,896
Call Sister-in-law Daljeet.

1031
00:47:12,980 --> 00:47:14,771
"I'm turning my car around
and coming for you!"

1032
00:47:14,855 --> 00:47:17,771
No need to turn around,
her house is right ahead.

1033
00:47:17,855 --> 00:47:20,271
Then say,
"I'm driving straight to your place."

1034
00:47:20,355 --> 00:47:21,813
"I'm driving straight to your place."

1035
00:47:30,771 --> 00:47:32,896
Friends, the enemy is ready.

1036
00:47:33,188 --> 00:47:34,313
Where's Guru?

1037
00:47:51,521 --> 00:47:53,730
Guys, can you see the enemy?

1038
00:47:54,355 --> 00:47:55,980
We can, Guru.

1039
00:47:56,063 --> 00:47:56,980
Attack!

1040
00:47:57,063 --> 00:47:58,605
It's war time!

1041
00:48:00,771 --> 00:48:01,688
Stop!

1042
00:48:02,188 --> 00:48:04,355
Whenever Goldie comes to our house,

1043
00:48:04,438 --> 00:48:05,771
this is exactly how we'll welcome him.

1044
00:48:05,896 --> 00:48:07,063
- Yes!
- Yes!

1045
00:48:07,146 --> 00:48:09,021
Do you know how this enemy's going
to go back?

1046
00:48:09,105 --> 00:48:10,146
By taking an Uber?

1047
00:48:10,230 --> 00:48:10,855
No.

1048
00:48:11,355 --> 00:48:13,980
He came here by road,
but he's leaving through the air.

1049
00:48:14,230 --> 00:48:15,105
Place him on the slingshot.

1050
00:48:18,813 --> 00:48:20,063
This place is fine.

1051
00:48:20,146 --> 00:48:22,313
We'll use the washroom before leaving.

1052
00:48:26,230 --> 00:48:28,605
Please, don't embarrass me too badly.

1053
00:48:28,730 --> 00:48:30,063
We've come after such a long time.

1054
00:48:30,230 --> 00:48:31,188
Obviously they'll say a few things.

1055
00:48:31,271 --> 00:48:32,063
Just listen quietly.

1056
00:48:32,813 --> 00:48:33,646
Then do one thing.

1057
00:48:34,188 --> 00:48:35,146
You all stay here.

1058
00:48:35,230 --> 00:48:36,021
Let me go inside and get abused alone,

1059
00:48:36,105 --> 00:48:37,188
then you all can join me, later.

1060
00:48:37,813 --> 00:48:38,896
- Fine.
- Sounds good.

1061
00:48:41,063 --> 00:48:43,021
Pull! Pull! Pull!

1062
00:48:43,105 --> 00:48:45,105
Pull it back! Pull it back!

1063
00:48:47,605 --> 00:48:48,730
Goldie!

1064
00:48:50,063 --> 00:48:50,730
They killed Goldie!

1065
00:48:50,813 --> 00:48:52,396
Check his pulse. Check his pulse.

1066
00:48:52,438 --> 00:48:55,396
How do I check his pulse,
the took his arms out!

1067
00:48:55,855 --> 00:48:58,813
Goldie! Goldie, my brother!
How did this happen?

1068
00:48:58,896 --> 00:49:00,438
What are you all doing, idiots?

1069
00:49:02,480 --> 00:49:03,271
What is this?

1070
00:49:03,355 --> 00:49:06,230
Goldie, come here and look... You died.

1071
00:49:06,313 --> 00:49:07,771
So, I'm a spirit now.

1072
00:49:08,605 --> 00:49:10,021
Who killed me? Tell me!

1073
00:49:10,105 --> 00:49:12,021
Stop this nonsense!

1074
00:49:12,188 --> 00:49:13,396
It's just a dummy.

1075
00:49:13,480 --> 00:49:14,688
My in-laws sent a message with it.

1076
00:49:15,105 --> 00:49:16,480
I'm not going inside alone.
Come with me.

1077
00:49:16,855 --> 00:49:18,313
- Okay.
- Look at this statue of mistakes.

1078
00:49:18,396 --> 00:49:19,271
- Let's go.
- Okay.

1079
00:49:21,563 --> 00:49:22,771
Now you remembered me?

1080
00:49:23,938 --> 00:49:26,271
Guru Ma, please don't interrupt.

1081
00:49:26,855 --> 00:49:28,771
At least let us serve your guests first.

1082
00:49:37,980 --> 00:49:40,063
After a whole year,
now you remembered us?

1083
00:49:40,313 --> 00:49:45,355
Son, your mother started appearing
in your uncle's dreams singing sad songs.

1084
00:49:46,646 --> 00:49:48,105
"You crazy fool..."

1085
00:49:48,188 --> 00:49:50,771
"Look what state you've made
of yourself after I left."

1086
00:49:51,313 --> 00:49:53,646
Then I thought, why should
I drag your uncle into this?

1087
00:49:53,730 --> 00:49:55,271
I should talk to your mother directly.

1088
00:49:55,355 --> 00:49:57,021
Goldie, don't you think
you took long to come here?

1089
00:49:57,105 --> 00:49:58,313
Guru Ma...

1090
00:49:59,521 --> 00:50:02,396
Even now I practically dragged him
here forcefully.

1091
00:50:02,480 --> 00:50:03,438
Nobody asked you to.

1092
00:50:03,730 --> 00:50:04,730
Pala.

1093
00:50:07,355 --> 00:50:08,313
Son...

1094
00:50:10,688 --> 00:50:11,688
Give it to Guru.

1095
00:50:12,188 --> 00:50:13,021
Okay.

1096
00:50:13,771 --> 00:50:14,771
Give it to him. Get rid of it.

1097
00:50:14,855 --> 00:50:16,438
They want us dead.

1098
00:50:18,771 --> 00:50:19,938
How many bullets does it contain?

1099
00:50:20,021 --> 00:50:21,021
Two.

1100
00:50:21,438 --> 00:50:23,355
One, two, three, four.

1101
00:50:23,438 --> 00:50:24,271
Bring two more.

1102
00:50:24,355 --> 00:50:25,230
We need four.

1103
00:50:25,313 --> 00:50:26,063
Fine.

1104
00:50:26,146 --> 00:50:27,771
I was saying even three are enough...

1105
00:50:27,855 --> 00:50:29,646
One guy should at least survive
to send a message home.

1106
00:50:29,730 --> 00:50:32,355
No worries, we'll make a phone call.

1107
00:50:32,938 --> 00:50:36,271
Son, how are we supposed
to go through with all this?

1108
00:50:36,355 --> 00:50:37,271
- You guys enjoy your family time.
- Yes.

1109
00:50:37,355 --> 00:50:38,605
Yes, let's go.

1110
00:50:38,688 --> 00:50:40,063
Sit down.

1111
00:50:40,146 --> 00:50:41,021
We'll sit down.

1112
00:50:41,105 --> 00:50:43,146
Listen son, don't do this.

1113
00:50:44,063 --> 00:50:45,271
Bring laddoos.

1114
00:50:48,521 --> 00:50:49,855
Eat.

1115
00:50:50,438 --> 00:50:52,771
We have one minute, Jass,
take whatever you want to eat.

1116
00:50:52,855 --> 00:50:54,980
We should leave. What is this nonsense?

1117
00:50:55,063 --> 00:50:58,063
No, no, Uncle,
let us serve you properly first.

1118
00:50:58,146 --> 00:51:00,521
Son, you can serve us,
but the alarm you brought was pointless.

1119
00:51:00,605 --> 00:51:02,021
We were already awake.

1120
00:51:02,105 --> 00:51:03,313
If he were really awake,

1121
00:51:03,396 --> 00:51:06,730
would he have taken this long
to remember his wife and son?

1122
00:51:06,896 --> 00:51:09,230
He thought of them only
because of the maid.

1123
00:51:09,313 --> 00:51:09,896
What?

1124
00:51:09,980 --> 00:51:11,521
Jass...

1125
00:51:11,688 --> 00:51:14,605
Honey, either say the full thing
or stay quiet.

1126
00:51:14,646 --> 00:51:17,313
We thought the maid would have
to cremate me, so it would be better if...

1127
00:51:17,396 --> 00:51:18,396
What do you mean
"maid would cremate me"?

1128
00:51:18,438 --> 00:51:21,063
You know exactly
how maids "light fires."

1129
00:51:21,188 --> 00:51:22,146
You wanted to bring
this wise one along, right?

1130
00:51:22,230 --> 00:51:23,396
Look how helpful he has been.

1131
00:51:23,563 --> 00:51:25,688
Mom, take everyone inside.

1132
00:51:26,730 --> 00:51:29,480
If a man lost in the morning comes back
home by evening, they don't call him lost.

1133
00:51:29,563 --> 00:51:30,938
Then what do they call him?

1134
00:51:31,063 --> 00:51:32,646
I don't know that,
but they don't call him not lost.

1135
00:51:32,688 --> 00:51:33,855
Mom, go.

1136
00:51:33,938 --> 00:51:34,813
No, no, no...

1137
00:51:34,896 --> 00:51:36,730
Just don't take the law into
your own hands, son.

1138
00:51:36,855 --> 00:51:39,063
Don't worry, I never get caught.

1139
00:51:40,688 --> 00:51:43,230
Drag them!

1140
00:51:43,313 --> 00:51:45,355
Get them!

1141
00:51:45,855 --> 00:51:47,605
- Come on!
- Let him go!

1142
00:51:47,855 --> 00:51:49,896
- Attack!
- What are you kids doing?

1143
00:51:52,063 --> 00:51:52,938
Wait.

1144
00:51:54,313 --> 00:51:55,730
I'm busy right now.

1145
00:51:55,813 --> 00:51:56,438
Come on.

1146
00:52:01,355 --> 00:52:02,063
Turn him around.

1147
00:52:04,230 --> 00:52:05,521
Come on, come on, come on.

1148
00:52:07,355 --> 00:52:09,521
Stop!

1149
00:52:14,730 --> 00:52:16,813
Grab him!

1150
00:52:16,896 --> 00:52:17,813
Let me go!

1151
00:52:17,896 --> 00:52:19,813
Goldie!

1152
00:52:21,646 --> 00:52:22,813
What have we gotten ourselves into?

1153
00:52:22,855 --> 00:52:23,396
Come on.

1154
00:52:23,480 --> 00:52:24,730
Take him there.
Hold him tight.

1155
00:52:24,771 --> 00:52:25,855
Come on.

1156
00:52:25,980 --> 00:52:26,480
Come on.

1157
00:52:26,563 --> 00:52:27,313
Pull it!

1158
00:52:28,563 --> 00:52:29,771
Goldie!

1159
00:52:29,855 --> 00:52:30,521
Come on.

1160
00:52:30,605 --> 00:52:33,271
- Pull it back!
- Goldie!

1161
00:52:33,480 --> 00:52:35,438
Goldie, what's one plus one?

1162
00:52:35,521 --> 00:52:36,021
Two.

1163
00:52:36,146 --> 00:52:38,188
Come on, now it's time for you to go.

1164
00:52:40,313 --> 00:52:42,855
Goldie!

1165
00:52:42,938 --> 00:52:44,480
Hold on tight!

1166
00:52:44,813 --> 00:52:45,730
What's 25 plus 25...

1167
00:52:45,813 --> 00:52:46,605
50.

1168
00:52:46,688 --> 00:52:48,063
Where are the flying men going
in a hurry?

1169
00:52:48,146 --> 00:52:49,605
Over there.

1170
00:52:52,938 --> 00:52:55,313
Reet, will you tell me where
we actually are we going?

1171
00:52:55,646 --> 00:52:57,688
Our family astrologer has come over.

1172
00:52:58,105 --> 00:53:00,521
My dad believes in horoscopes.

1173
00:53:00,605 --> 00:53:02,646
He wanted Guru ji to match
our horoscopes.

1174
00:53:04,605 --> 00:53:05,521
Alright.

1175
00:53:05,605 --> 00:53:08,063
Guru ji, you had said I had Rahu dosh

1176
00:53:08,480 --> 00:53:11,188
and needed to bathe with a black dog
in the same bucket.

1177
00:53:11,313 --> 00:53:12,396
I already did that.

1178
00:53:12,480 --> 00:53:13,230
No problem.

1179
00:53:13,313 --> 00:53:14,980
Slowly the bad effects
will start disappearing too.

1180
00:53:15,063 --> 00:53:18,521
But Guru ji, the dog started
crying during the bath.

1181
00:53:21,313 --> 00:53:23,105
That won't harm me, right?

1182
00:53:23,188 --> 00:53:25,230
No, no harm comes from that.

1183
00:53:25,563 --> 00:53:26,855
Where's your daughter?

1184
00:53:26,938 --> 00:53:27,855
I'm getting late.

1185
00:53:27,938 --> 00:53:29,396
Here, the kids are.

1186
00:53:29,480 --> 00:53:31,646
- Dad, this is Jass.
- Come, dear.

1187
00:53:32,063 --> 00:53:34,563
Jass, this is Daddy, Mommy,
and our Guru ji.

1188
00:53:34,646 --> 00:53:35,646
Greetings, son.

1189
00:53:35,730 --> 00:53:41,938
Son, we only wanted to see what kind
of boy our daughter has chosen.

1190
00:53:42,021 --> 00:53:46,563
Actually, even my old girlfriends'
families liked me a lot.

1191
00:53:46,646 --> 00:53:48,563
If you want, I can make you talk
to them right now.

1192
00:53:48,646 --> 00:53:49,146
Jass...

1193
00:53:49,230 --> 00:53:51,105
The boy is honest at least.

1194
00:53:51,188 --> 00:53:51,896
Yes.

1195
00:53:51,980 --> 00:53:55,980
We'll only proceed with the wedding
after matching your horoscopes.

1196
00:53:56,063 --> 00:53:56,688
Okay.

1197
00:53:56,771 --> 00:53:59,605
Son, tell me your birth date and time.

1198
00:53:59,688 --> 00:54:01,605
15th August, 9 AM.

1199
00:54:01,688 --> 00:54:02,688
And birthplace?

1200
00:54:02,813 --> 00:54:04,355
My house bed.

1201
00:54:04,771 --> 00:54:06,646
And where was that bed located?

1202
00:54:06,813 --> 00:54:08,938
Yes, the bed was in Jalandhar.

1203
00:54:09,313 --> 00:54:10,313
Jalandhar.

1204
00:54:11,355 --> 00:54:12,355
Oh no.

1205
00:54:12,730 --> 00:54:13,563
Guruji?

1206
00:54:13,855 --> 00:54:14,771
What happened?

1207
00:54:14,855 --> 00:54:16,813
No girl can survive in this house.

1208
00:54:17,230 --> 00:54:20,230
Either she'll leave the house
or she'll die.

1209
00:54:22,105 --> 00:54:23,563
No, how is that possible?

1210
00:54:23,646 --> 00:54:24,730
Your mother...?

1211
00:54:25,438 --> 00:54:26,313
Mom...?

1212
00:54:26,355 --> 00:54:27,480
She's bound to be dead.

1213
00:54:27,563 --> 00:54:31,563
Because Saturn and Rahu are sitting in the
happiness sector making a Chandaal Yog.

1214
00:54:32,396 --> 00:54:34,688
Guru ji, shall we make him bathe
with a black dog?

1215
00:54:34,771 --> 00:54:37,771
Do whatever remedy you want,
no woman can stay in their house.

1216
00:54:37,938 --> 00:54:39,688
Impossible.

1217
00:54:39,771 --> 00:54:42,771
I saw his sister-in-law,
happily married to his brother.

1218
00:54:42,855 --> 00:54:43,771
Impossible.

1219
00:54:43,855 --> 00:54:45,146
I saw it with my own eyes.

1220
00:54:45,230 --> 00:54:47,730
His sister-in-law was making out
with his brother.

1221
00:54:48,855 --> 00:54:50,438
I mean feeding him cake and all.

1222
00:54:50,813 --> 00:54:52,605
According to the horoscope,
it couldn't be his sister-in-law cannot.

1223
00:54:52,771 --> 00:54:54,896
There are two sisters-in-law
and two brothers.

1224
00:54:54,980 --> 00:54:58,396
Dear, did you personally see
the second brother's wife too?

1225
00:54:58,480 --> 00:55:00,313
No, she didn't attend the wedding.

1226
00:55:00,396 --> 00:55:01,938
- We'll meet her later, right?
- Yes.

1227
00:55:02,063 --> 00:55:04,146
Forget all that.

1228
00:55:04,230 --> 00:55:06,980
Guru ji, just tell us whether
the horoscopes match or not.

1229
00:55:07,063 --> 00:55:09,021
Sister, the horoscopes do match.

1230
00:55:09,396 --> 00:55:12,896
But there's no way women live in their house.

1231
00:55:12,980 --> 00:55:15,063
Because according to my astrological
calculations, it's crystal clear that

1232
00:55:15,063 --> 00:55:17,396
there's no sign of women in this house.

1233
00:55:17,480 --> 00:55:19,605
Goldie, all this is happening
because of you.

1234
00:55:19,813 --> 00:55:23,230
You could've begged
and brought Daljeet back home.

1235
00:55:23,313 --> 00:55:24,271
How could he?

1236
00:55:24,355 --> 00:55:25,521
I was the only one speaking there.

1237
00:55:25,605 --> 00:55:27,480
If either of you had said
anything sensible,

1238
00:55:27,563 --> 00:55:31,480
Or if Sonu had been with me,
Daljeet would be here today.

1239
00:55:31,646 --> 00:55:32,605
All this is Daddy's fault.

1240
00:55:32,688 --> 00:55:35,438
I told him so many times not
to marry me into a criminal family.

1241
00:55:35,521 --> 00:55:36,063
But no...

1242
00:55:36,146 --> 00:55:38,230
He used to say, "If talented lawyers
like us ever lose a case,

1243
00:55:38,313 --> 00:55:40,605
the clients can beat us
with slippers afterward."

1244
00:55:40,688 --> 00:55:41,521
"They might come in handy someday."

1245
00:55:41,605 --> 00:55:42,521
Well look, how handy they are now.

1246
00:55:42,605 --> 00:55:44,105
You kept whining about that ten-rupee
incense stick

1247
00:55:44,188 --> 00:55:45,271
I burn in front of Daddy's photo.

1248
00:55:45,355 --> 00:55:48,271
Sometimes I feel like hurling
wet cow dung straight at his picture.

1249
00:55:50,146 --> 00:55:52,230
Why does Daddy's photo keep
shaking again and again?

1250
00:55:52,355 --> 00:55:53,896
Well, uncle was mentally shaken
when he was alive.

1251
00:55:53,980 --> 00:55:55,271
Now even his photo shakes.

1252
00:55:55,355 --> 00:55:56,771
Jass, where's the hammer?

1253
00:55:56,855 --> 00:55:57,313
Why?

1254
00:55:57,480 --> 00:55:59,646
I'm nailing Daddy's photo into
the wall permanently today.

1255
00:56:01,271 --> 00:56:02,521
I always carry a hammer with me.

1256
00:56:02,605 --> 00:56:04,688
I've seen uncle's photo shake
many times as well.

1257
00:56:04,771 --> 00:56:06,938
- Where are you going?
- Honey! Honey!

1258
00:56:07,021 --> 00:56:08,396
I'm going to smash the photo.

1259
00:56:08,480 --> 00:56:09,396
No, don't! Sit down.

1260
00:56:09,480 --> 00:56:11,146
- I'm going to smash the photo.
- Sit down.

1261
00:56:11,980 --> 00:56:14,063
Please sit down.

1262
00:56:15,355 --> 00:56:16,021
Hi!

1263
00:56:16,105 --> 00:56:16,896
Where are you, Jass?

1264
00:56:16,980 --> 00:56:17,980
At home.

1265
00:56:18,063 --> 00:56:19,521
Tell your sisters-in-law
to cook something special.

1266
00:56:19,563 --> 00:56:20,480
We're coming over.

1267
00:56:20,688 --> 00:56:21,688
What do you mean by we're coming over?

1268
00:56:21,771 --> 00:56:24,105
It means Mummy, Daddy
and I are coming to your house.

1269
00:56:24,188 --> 00:56:25,021
For what?

1270
00:56:25,146 --> 00:56:26,813
To discuss our marriage.

1271
00:56:26,938 --> 00:56:27,896
Out of the blue?

1272
00:56:27,980 --> 00:56:29,563
Guru ji just told us today's
a full moon day

1273
00:56:29,646 --> 00:56:31,896
and very auspicious for such things.

1274
00:56:32,313 --> 00:56:33,980
We're already getting into the car.

1275
00:56:34,063 --> 00:56:35,688
Tell your sisters-in-law their
new sister-in-law's coming over,

1276
00:56:35,771 --> 00:56:37,105
so they better get some
tea ready for us.

1277
00:56:37,938 --> 00:56:38,813
We're so dead.

1278
00:56:38,896 --> 00:56:39,563
What happened?

1279
00:56:39,646 --> 00:56:42,271
Reet's bringing her parents
to our house.

1280
00:56:42,355 --> 00:56:43,271
That's good news.

1281
00:56:44,396 --> 00:56:45,521
I beg you...

1282
00:56:45,605 --> 00:56:47,438
Don't say anything weird
in front of them.

1283
00:56:47,521 --> 00:56:48,605
Stay quiet.

1284
00:56:48,771 --> 00:56:49,813
We're not even used to speaking.

1285
00:56:49,896 --> 00:56:50,688
Yes.

1286
00:56:57,813 --> 00:56:58,688
- Hi, Jass.
- Hi.

1287
00:56:58,980 --> 00:57:00,021
How's Honey now?

1288
00:57:00,105 --> 00:57:00,771
Honey's fine.

1289
00:57:00,855 --> 00:57:02,188
I think I'm the one about
to lose my mind now.

1290
00:57:02,396 --> 00:57:03,313
What happened?

1291
00:57:03,355 --> 00:57:04,146
Nothing.

1292
00:57:04,230 --> 00:57:05,271
Carry on.

1293
00:57:05,688 --> 00:57:07,480
One by one everyone's losing it.

1294
00:57:07,730 --> 00:57:08,896
- Hi, Jass.
- Hi.

1295
00:57:08,980 --> 00:57:10,813
Greetings. Greetings, Auntie.

1296
00:57:10,896 --> 00:57:11,980
Who was that?

1297
00:57:12,063 --> 00:57:13,146
That...

1298
00:57:13,730 --> 00:57:15,355
That...

1299
00:57:15,771 --> 00:57:16,855
That was Goldie's wife?

1300
00:57:19,355 --> 00:57:21,021
Yes, Goldie's wife.

1301
00:57:21,521 --> 00:57:24,105
Daddy, I told you Goldie has a wife.

1302
00:57:24,146 --> 00:57:25,855
- See.
- Now you've seen her too.

1303
00:57:26,896 --> 00:57:28,063
Right.

1304
00:57:28,230 --> 00:57:29,188
- Shall we go inside?
- Let's go.

1305
00:57:29,688 --> 00:57:31,771
So son, what do you do?

1306
00:57:31,855 --> 00:57:32,980
I'm a lawyer.

1307
00:57:33,646 --> 00:57:34,730
And you, son?

1308
00:57:35,480 --> 00:57:37,313
I'm a VDC.

1309
00:57:37,396 --> 00:57:39,813
Okay VD... VDC means?

1310
00:57:39,896 --> 00:57:41,813
VDC means "Vakil Da Cousin."
(a lawyer's cousin)

1311
00:57:41,896 --> 00:57:43,521
Very good.

1312
00:57:49,480 --> 00:57:50,355
- Hello.
- Get Honey.

1313
00:57:50,438 --> 00:57:51,105
Coming.

1314
00:57:52,021 --> 00:57:53,355
Uncle, have tea.

1315
00:57:53,438 --> 00:57:55,271
Honey's got a class starting inside,
I need to take him along.

1316
00:57:55,355 --> 00:57:56,188
- Okay?
- Alright.

1317
00:57:56,271 --> 00:57:57,021
Honey.

1318
00:57:58,980 --> 00:58:00,563
I'll be right back.

1319
00:58:00,813 --> 00:58:01,896
Don't leave.

1320
00:58:01,938 --> 00:58:03,730
No, we'll be right here.

1321
00:58:04,188 --> 00:58:05,896
These kids are very talented.

1322
00:58:05,980 --> 00:58:08,230
Yes, Daddy taught us everything.

1323
00:58:09,188 --> 00:58:10,313
What did he do?

1324
00:58:10,688 --> 00:58:12,021
Daddy was a lawyer too.

1325
00:58:12,105 --> 00:58:13,480
He's right behind you.

1326
00:58:13,688 --> 00:58:15,396
Then call him too.

1327
00:58:15,521 --> 00:58:17,396
By behind, I mean in the photo.

1328
00:58:17,480 --> 00:58:18,563
He's not alive anymore.

1329
00:58:18,646 --> 00:58:19,605
Okay.

1330
00:58:19,730 --> 00:58:20,563
Oh...

1331
00:58:22,980 --> 00:58:26,188
Your father's face matches
his sons a lot.

1332
00:58:26,271 --> 00:58:28,980
Yes, Daddy was very handsome.

1333
00:58:29,105 --> 00:58:30,938
And we're very handsome too.

1334
00:58:31,021 --> 00:58:34,105
He died because of smoking?

1335
00:58:34,188 --> 00:58:35,271
Smoking?

1336
00:58:36,271 --> 00:58:38,188
Uncle, that's not Daddy.

1337
00:58:38,271 --> 00:58:39,355
Daddy's over there.

1338
00:58:40,938 --> 00:58:41,938
Greetings, Uncle.

1339
00:58:42,021 --> 00:58:43,355
- Greetings.
- Greetings.

1340
00:58:43,980 --> 00:58:45,105
I'll be right back.

1341
00:58:45,646 --> 00:58:46,688
Son, who is she?

1342
00:58:46,855 --> 00:58:48,271
That...

1343
00:58:48,355 --> 00:58:49,646
This is your elder brother's wife, right?

1344
00:58:50,771 --> 00:58:51,730
Mrs. Honey.

1345
00:58:52,188 --> 00:58:52,771
Yes.
Okay.

1346
00:58:52,855 --> 00:58:55,896
Look, I didn't see her face the other day,
but I still recognized her.

1347
00:58:55,980 --> 00:58:57,230
- Congratulations.
- See.

1348
00:58:58,938 --> 00:59:00,105
- Here you go.
- She is back.

1349
00:59:00,188 --> 00:59:01,105
Enough now.

1350
00:59:01,188 --> 00:59:03,105
- Come and sit with us.
- No.

1351
00:59:03,188 --> 00:59:04,271
Come on.

1352
00:59:04,438 --> 00:59:05,480
Come on, join us.

1353
00:59:05,605 --> 00:59:06,896
Come on, join us.
Sit.

1354
00:59:06,980 --> 00:59:07,730
Sit down.

1355
00:59:07,813 --> 00:59:08,730
I said sit down!

1356
00:59:09,396 --> 00:59:10,188
- Huh?
- Please sit down.

1357
00:59:10,271 --> 00:59:11,521
Sit down, dear.

1358
00:59:13,438 --> 00:59:14,521
Sit down.

1359
00:59:15,438 --> 00:59:16,271
We are back.

1360
00:59:16,355 --> 00:59:17,480
Didn't I tell you we'll be right back?

1361
00:59:17,563 --> 00:59:18,605
Sit down. Sit down.

1362
00:59:18,813 --> 00:59:19,980
Sit.

1363
00:59:24,771 --> 00:59:27,021
Sit down, dear.
Where are you going, huh?

1364
00:59:28,146 --> 00:59:29,021
I see.

1365
00:59:29,105 --> 00:59:30,063
Mom, you do not understand.

1366
00:59:30,146 --> 00:59:30,771
I understood everything.

1367
00:59:30,855 --> 00:59:32,396
She doesn't want to sit with us.

1368
00:59:32,438 --> 00:59:33,605
Come with me.

1369
00:59:33,688 --> 00:59:35,063
You want to sit here, right?

1370
00:59:35,438 --> 00:59:36,355
Sit down.

1371
00:59:36,438 --> 00:59:38,146
Why over there? What's going on?

1372
00:59:38,188 --> 00:59:39,063
Honey...

1373
00:59:40,771 --> 00:59:41,688
Eat this.

1374
00:59:42,146 --> 00:59:43,105
- No.
- Go ahead and eat it.

1375
00:59:43,188 --> 00:59:44,146
Eat it, it's okay.

1376
00:59:44,230 --> 00:59:45,563
Eat it.

1377
00:59:46,313 --> 00:59:47,355
Now you eat this.

1378
00:59:47,438 --> 00:59:48,938
Why should I eat it?

1379
00:59:49,021 --> 00:59:51,146
That day you happily ate cake.

1380
00:59:51,230 --> 00:59:52,646
Eat it, it helps the love grow.

1381
00:59:53,230 --> 00:59:54,980
Honey, we're only starving for love.

1382
00:59:55,230 --> 00:59:57,146
We don't lack anything else, right?

1383
00:59:58,396 --> 00:59:59,396
I'm leaving.

1384
00:59:59,480 --> 01:00:00,813
Where are you going, dear?

1385
01:00:00,896 --> 01:00:02,188
We came here to meet you.

1386
01:00:02,480 --> 01:00:05,646
I know it's short notice,
but you people can't just leave.

1387
01:00:05,730 --> 01:00:07,771
At least have tea with us.
Sit down.

1388
01:00:09,313 --> 01:00:10,480
Sit, sit.

1389
01:00:12,771 --> 01:00:14,063
Now you eat this, Brother.

1390
01:00:14,146 --> 01:00:14,896
Why should I eat it?

1391
01:00:14,980 --> 01:00:16,563
Jass... didn't you say it?

1392
01:00:16,646 --> 01:00:18,063
We're hungry for love.

1393
01:00:18,146 --> 01:00:19,688
We lack nothing else.

1394
01:00:19,730 --> 01:00:20,771
Eat it, Goldie.

1395
01:00:23,771 --> 01:00:25,396
I never asked you...

1396
01:00:25,605 --> 01:00:27,355
You don't actually work, right?

1397
01:00:27,855 --> 01:00:30,355
Uncle, I trade shares from home.

1398
01:00:30,438 --> 01:00:32,230
You keep lions at home?

1399
01:00:32,438 --> 01:00:33,896
Not cage lions.

1400
01:00:33,980 --> 01:00:35,188
Trading lions.

1401
01:00:36,146 --> 01:00:38,855
I don't really know much
about lion breeds.

1402
01:00:40,980 --> 01:00:42,396
I'll leave now then?

1403
01:00:42,563 --> 01:00:44,021
Where are you going, dear?

1404
01:00:44,146 --> 01:00:49,980
Actually Auntie, she is a psychiatrist,
so her patients must be waiting.

1405
01:00:50,063 --> 01:00:51,063
Oh, okay.

1406
01:00:51,146 --> 01:00:52,188
Yes.

1407
01:00:52,688 --> 01:00:55,230
Yes, yes, of course.
Give me a minute.

1408
01:00:55,521 --> 01:00:56,563
Here dear.

1409
01:00:56,730 --> 01:00:57,938
Uncle, what are you doing?

1410
01:00:58,021 --> 01:01:00,021
First time guests should
never leave empty-handed.

1411
01:01:01,688 --> 01:01:03,063
Take it, dear.

1412
01:01:03,355 --> 01:01:04,146
Her as well.

1413
01:01:04,605 --> 01:01:05,896
Don't say no to me.

1414
01:01:05,980 --> 01:01:07,105
Don't give her money.

1415
01:01:07,188 --> 01:01:08,480
- Why are you giving her money?
- Take it, take it.

1416
01:01:08,563 --> 01:01:10,146
No, she already scams
enough money out of people.

1417
01:01:10,230 --> 01:01:11,355
It's okay, Honey.

1418
01:01:11,438 --> 01:01:13,813
My heart feels happy here.

1419
01:01:19,021 --> 01:01:20,355
Two daughters-in-law
were living in the house?

1420
01:01:21,146 --> 01:01:24,563
I even gave both of them
five hundred rupees each, Guru ji.

1421
01:01:24,813 --> 01:01:25,980
How is this possible?

1422
01:01:26,730 --> 01:01:29,438
Guru ji, horoscopes aren't always right.

1423
01:01:29,688 --> 01:01:31,438
Daddy saw the truth with his own eyes.

1424
01:01:31,771 --> 01:01:33,146
- Right.
- So Guru ji,

1425
01:01:33,355 --> 01:01:34,605
when should
we finalize the wedding?

1426
01:01:34,771 --> 01:01:36,021
Whenever you feel is right.

1427
01:01:36,105 --> 01:01:38,480
Now even Guru ji has agreed.

1428
01:01:38,730 --> 01:01:40,480
Let's finalise it then.

1429
01:01:40,688 --> 01:01:41,688
Thank God.

1430
01:01:43,146 --> 01:01:45,855
Okay Honey,
now tell me what is the time.

1431
01:01:46,771 --> 01:01:47,980
I'm not wearing a watch.

1432
01:01:48,313 --> 01:01:49,105
Okay.

1433
01:01:49,188 --> 01:01:51,521
There's a clock behind you,
check it and tell me.

1434
01:01:52,188 --> 01:01:53,980
I don't trust anybody else's clock.

1435
01:02:01,980 --> 01:02:03,688
Honey, I got an important call.

1436
01:02:03,771 --> 01:02:06,355
Don't just sit here doing nothing,
keep roaming around till I'm done.

1437
01:02:07,188 --> 01:02:07,688
Yes?

1438
01:02:07,730 --> 01:02:09,188
Happy birthday, sweetheart.

1439
01:02:10,646 --> 01:02:12,396
Thank you, dear. Where are you?

1440
01:02:12,646 --> 01:02:14,313
I'm standing outside Jass's house.

1441
01:02:14,730 --> 01:02:16,938
Fine, I'm coming out right away.

1442
01:02:22,271 --> 01:02:23,855
- Hi!
- Hey!

1443
01:02:28,396 --> 01:02:29,730
Stop, stop, stop.

1444
01:02:31,605 --> 01:02:33,521
Many many happy returns of the day.

1445
01:02:33,605 --> 01:02:35,355
Thank you, thank you so much.

1446
01:02:37,230 --> 01:02:38,896
Your surprise is ready.

1447
01:02:45,563 --> 01:02:49,480
Idiots, stop now
before he gets a heart attack.

1448
01:02:51,313 --> 01:02:52,188
Let's go.

1449
01:02:52,813 --> 01:02:56,730
Their younger
daughter-in-law has an affair.

1450
01:03:02,855 --> 01:03:04,105
Greetings, Uncle.

1451
01:03:04,146 --> 01:03:05,438
Hold me tight.

1452
01:03:07,771 --> 01:03:08,938
Greetings, Guru ji.

1453
01:03:09,021 --> 01:03:09,355
Greetings.

1454
01:03:09,438 --> 01:03:14,438
Guru ji, their younger daughter-in-law
is having an affair.

1455
01:03:14,521 --> 01:03:16,146
I was wondering
how a woman even managed

1456
01:03:16,230 --> 01:03:17,938
to stay in this house
with a horoscope like that.

1457
01:03:18,021 --> 01:03:20,855
No, this doesn't count as "staying."
You people leave from here.

1458
01:03:20,980 --> 01:03:22,980
She left with someone else.

1459
01:03:23,271 --> 01:03:24,271
I'm leaving too.

1460
01:03:29,438 --> 01:03:31,021
Uncle! Uncle!

1461
01:03:32,355 --> 01:03:33,771
What brings you here?

1462
01:03:35,105 --> 01:03:37,021
I came to start a new relationship,

1463
01:03:37,105 --> 01:03:39,188
but you should first handle
your old messes.

1464
01:03:39,730 --> 01:03:40,688
That alone is enough.

1465
01:03:40,771 --> 01:03:41,855
I don't understand, Uncle.

1466
01:03:41,938 --> 01:03:46,021
Your wife is involved with someone else.

1467
01:03:46,105 --> 01:03:47,105
What?

1468
01:03:47,438 --> 01:03:47,980
That can't happen.

1469
01:03:48,063 --> 01:03:48,980
It has already happened.

1470
01:03:49,063 --> 01:03:51,646
I saw the live telecast.

1471
01:03:51,730 --> 01:03:52,896
It even came on TV?

1472
01:03:53,438 --> 01:03:55,563
No, I saw it with my own eyes.

1473
01:03:55,771 --> 01:03:57,063
That's why she threw me
out of the house.

1474
01:03:57,521 --> 01:04:00,688
Find another girl for Jass.

1475
01:04:00,771 --> 01:04:05,105
Otherwise my daughter will either die
or belong to somebody else,

1476
01:04:05,271 --> 01:04:08,188
but she'll never belong here. Got it?

1477
01:04:10,230 --> 01:04:11,313
Jass! Jass!

1478
01:04:11,563 --> 01:04:12,646
Coming!

1479
01:04:13,188 --> 01:04:14,521
Goldie! Goldie! Goldie!

1480
01:04:14,605 --> 01:04:15,521
Goldie! Goldie!

1481
01:04:15,605 --> 01:04:16,313
Jass! Jass!

1482
01:04:16,396 --> 01:04:17,021
What happened?

1483
01:04:17,105 --> 01:04:18,480
Hurry up.

1484
01:04:18,646 --> 01:04:19,521
What is it now?

1485
01:04:19,605 --> 01:04:20,896
Your sister-in-law's having an affair.

1486
01:04:20,980 --> 01:04:21,646
What are you saying?

1487
01:04:21,730 --> 01:04:23,146
Your sister-in-law's having an affair.

1488
01:04:23,230 --> 01:04:23,688
What?

1489
01:04:23,771 --> 01:04:25,188
Your sister-in-law's having an affair.

1490
01:04:25,271 --> 01:04:26,188
What?

1491
01:04:26,271 --> 01:04:28,938
Clean your ears sometimes
instead of always polishing your face.

1492
01:04:29,813 --> 01:04:30,688
Now tell me!

1493
01:04:30,730 --> 01:04:32,313
Your sister-in-law's having an affair.

1494
01:04:32,396 --> 01:04:32,980
Start the jeep.

1495
01:04:33,063 --> 01:04:34,355
We need to go to my in-laws'
place right now.

1496
01:04:34,438 --> 01:04:36,980
The hot compresses from
the last disaster haven't even dried yet

1497
01:04:37,063 --> 01:04:39,313
and you're dragging me again
to get beaten by your in-laws?

1498
01:04:39,396 --> 01:04:40,563
Who told you about this?

1499
01:04:40,646 --> 01:04:42,730
Bless your father-in-law's soul,
he's the one who told me.

1500
01:04:42,813 --> 01:04:43,980
- Oh no.
- What happened?

1501
01:04:44,063 --> 01:04:45,730
He's mentally unstable.

1502
01:04:45,813 --> 01:04:47,938
Whatever he sees or hears once,

1503
01:04:48,063 --> 01:04:49,563
he keeps imagining it
everywhere afterward.

1504
01:04:49,646 --> 01:04:53,646
Reet just told me that he was
watching some Bhojpuri film at home.

1505
01:04:53,730 --> 01:04:57,146
"My husband was useless
but I still had two lads."

1506
01:04:57,230 --> 01:04:57,855
Lads?

1507
01:04:57,938 --> 01:04:59,646
Sons.

1508
01:04:59,730 --> 01:05:01,105
"But I only have one lad."

1509
01:05:01,188 --> 01:05:03,105
Get out of this drama.

1510
01:05:03,188 --> 01:05:04,105
What kind of illness is this?

1511
01:05:04,188 --> 01:05:05,896
It's some new disease.

1512
01:05:05,980 --> 01:05:07,896
Probably came from China like COVID.

1513
01:05:07,980 --> 01:05:10,313
We already have one Honey.
We don't want another nutcase like him.

1514
01:05:10,396 --> 01:05:12,063
Heed my advice
and just marry somewhere else.

1515
01:05:12,146 --> 01:05:13,396
Who else can I marry?

1516
01:05:13,480 --> 01:05:14,646
Who'll even give me their daughter now?

1517
01:05:14,688 --> 01:05:16,938
The one who gave you
theirs already took her back.

1518
01:05:17,021 --> 01:05:18,313
Goldie, my brother, listen carefully.

1519
01:05:18,355 --> 01:05:21,230
My marriage with Reet can
only happen on one condition.

1520
01:05:21,396 --> 01:05:23,980
We have to help her father recover.

1521
01:05:24,105 --> 01:05:25,563
We don't need to do anything major.

1522
01:05:25,646 --> 01:05:27,646
We just have to agree
with whatever he says.

1523
01:05:27,730 --> 01:05:29,646
He'll recover automatically
like Goldie did.

1524
01:05:29,730 --> 01:05:31,480
You are getting influenced
by what I'm saying, right Goldie?

1525
01:05:31,563 --> 01:05:33,563
You understand what I'm saying,
right Goldie?

1526
01:05:34,480 --> 01:05:35,896
Let my wedding happen, Goldie.

1527
01:05:36,521 --> 01:05:37,313
Say yes.

1528
01:05:37,396 --> 01:05:38,563
Say yes.

1529
01:05:39,438 --> 01:05:39,938
Hmm.

1530
01:05:40,188 --> 01:05:42,355
Should I take your "hmm" as a yes?

1531
01:05:43,688 --> 01:05:45,188
I love you, bro.

1532
01:05:47,730 --> 01:05:50,355
Uncle, my sister-in-law is
a psychiatrist.

1533
01:05:50,605 --> 01:05:54,521
And the guy she was hugging
was her mentally disturbed patient.

1534
01:05:54,605 --> 01:05:55,438
Patient?

1535
01:05:55,646 --> 01:05:56,480
Yes.

1536
01:05:56,563 --> 01:05:57,563
He's a patient.

1537
01:05:57,646 --> 01:06:00,813
That boy's girlfriend died a year ago.

1538
01:06:00,980 --> 01:06:03,021
He was going to jump into the canal.

1539
01:06:03,063 --> 01:06:06,688
My sister-in-law hugged him over
and over and convinced him that,

1540
01:06:06,855 --> 01:06:08,855
"Your girlfriend is still alive."

1541
01:06:08,896 --> 01:06:11,355
A year ago he was ready to die,

1542
01:06:11,438 --> 01:06:13,938
and now he's happily hugging my
sister-in-law and enjoying life again.

1543
01:06:14,021 --> 01:06:17,146
Son, even I went
a little crazy right after marriage.

1544
01:06:17,230 --> 01:06:19,980
But no doctor ever hugged me.

1545
01:06:20,063 --> 01:06:22,730
They just handed me medicine
and sent me away.

1546
01:06:22,813 --> 01:06:24,771
Uncle, times have changed.

1547
01:06:24,896 --> 01:06:27,480
Medical science has advanced a lot now.

1548
01:06:27,605 --> 01:06:30,438
Otherwise my sister-in-law's
actually very strict.

1549
01:06:30,521 --> 01:06:33,771
She doesn't even let Goldie hug her
for no reason.

1550
01:06:34,105 --> 01:06:34,855
What is this, Dad?

1551
01:06:34,938 --> 01:06:37,396
You said all that nonsense to Goldie
for no reason.

1552
01:06:37,480 --> 01:06:39,980
He must've already gone and grabbed
sister-in-law by the hair by now.

1553
01:06:40,063 --> 01:06:40,605
Right.

1554
01:06:40,688 --> 01:06:43,063
Go apologise to Goldie.

1555
01:06:45,313 --> 01:06:46,730
I'll come with you.

1556
01:06:48,313 --> 01:06:49,313
Atthi...

1557
01:06:49,480 --> 01:06:50,230
Satti...

1558
01:06:50,896 --> 01:06:54,188
Consider it a raise and no a pay cut.

1559
01:06:54,396 --> 01:06:55,271
Are you hungry?

1560
01:06:55,688 --> 01:06:57,563
No, I'm not hungry.

1561
01:06:57,730 --> 01:06:59,230
I've caught a strange illness.

1562
01:06:59,396 --> 01:07:00,313
What illness?

1563
01:07:00,438 --> 01:07:02,313
I don't feel hungry, after eating food.

1564
01:07:02,896 --> 01:07:05,230
Alright, I've cooked and kept the food.
Just heat it and eat later.

1565
01:07:05,313 --> 01:07:06,396
Where are you going?

1566
01:07:07,105 --> 01:07:09,563
My husband's coming back home
after a month.

1567
01:07:09,646 --> 01:07:10,938
He's coming here to pick me up.

1568
01:07:11,230 --> 01:07:12,688
Your husband's coming
after a month, right?

1569
01:07:12,771 --> 01:07:13,855
Then you too should leave after a month.

1570
01:07:19,771 --> 01:07:23,105
"I can keep anyone in my pocket."

1571
01:07:23,188 --> 01:07:24,980
"I'm a big shot around here."

1572
01:07:25,146 --> 01:07:27,605
"I'm a big shot around here."

1573
01:07:29,896 --> 01:07:31,605
Oh, my sweetheart!

1574
01:07:32,313 --> 01:07:34,438
What's up?

1575
01:07:34,521 --> 01:07:35,896
Stop.

1576
01:07:36,188 --> 01:07:37,188
Greetings.

1577
01:07:37,271 --> 01:07:38,771
Look at this.

1578
01:07:38,855 --> 01:07:40,646
Stop, stop the car.

1579
01:07:42,896 --> 01:07:45,480
Now don't say she's also a psychiatrist.

1580
01:07:45,688 --> 01:07:46,563
No, she...

1581
01:07:46,646 --> 01:07:47,563
Say something.

1582
01:07:47,813 --> 01:07:49,146
Why are you quiet now?
Speak up.

1583
01:07:49,438 --> 01:07:51,146
Maybe the younger sister-in-law
is teaching the elder sister-in-law

1584
01:07:51,230 --> 01:07:52,021
how to deal with patients.

1585
01:07:53,355 --> 01:07:55,146
I reject this marriage proposal.

1586
01:07:55,230 --> 01:07:56,230
Get out of my car.

1587
01:07:56,313 --> 01:07:57,230
Get out!

1588
01:07:57,438 --> 01:07:59,063
You're sitting in my car.

1589
01:07:59,438 --> 01:08:00,105
Huh?

1590
01:08:00,188 --> 01:08:01,230
Really...

1591
01:08:01,480 --> 01:08:02,605
- I am.
- Uncle...

1592
01:08:02,688 --> 01:08:03,646
- Here, I got down.
- Uncle...

1593
01:08:04,105 --> 01:08:05,646
- My phone...
- Uncle...

1594
01:08:05,730 --> 01:08:07,021
What "uncle", huh?

1595
01:08:08,938 --> 01:08:09,980
Greetings, Guru ji.

1596
01:08:10,271 --> 01:08:13,771
Their elder daughter-in-law
is also having an affair.

1597
01:08:13,855 --> 01:08:14,980
I told you from the start.

1598
01:08:15,063 --> 01:08:16,855
No woman can survive in their house.

1599
01:08:17,146 --> 01:08:19,188
Just say no and come back.

1600
01:08:20,813 --> 01:08:21,813
Greetings, Uncle.

1601
01:08:23,188 --> 01:08:23,896
What brings you here today?

1602
01:08:24,771 --> 01:08:29,396
Son, your elder daughter-in-law too...
is also having an affair.

1603
01:08:29,855 --> 01:08:30,938
The elder daughter-in-law has an affair?

1604
01:08:31,230 --> 01:08:33,813
Not just one affair,
she's got plenty going on.

1605
01:08:33,980 --> 01:08:35,271
People got dizzy just trying
to keep track of them all.

1606
01:08:35,355 --> 01:08:37,146
You're not getting dizzy talking
about all this, are you?

1607
01:08:37,313 --> 01:08:40,063
So this is all you came to say, huh?

1608
01:08:40,146 --> 01:08:43,271
Whatever I said earlier about
the younger daughter-in-law...

1609
01:08:43,355 --> 01:08:45,355
I actually came to apologise for that.

1610
01:08:45,438 --> 01:08:48,230
Our two daughters-in-law are
in competition with each other as

1611
01:08:48,313 --> 01:08:49,521
to who can have more affairs.

1612
01:08:49,605 --> 01:08:50,938
We'll hand over
all the house keys to the one

1613
01:08:51,021 --> 01:08:52,313
who manages the most affairs and say,

1614
01:08:52,396 --> 01:08:53,980
"From today,
you're the queen of the house."

1615
01:08:54,021 --> 01:08:56,980
And we'll even call the local councillor
to honour her publicly.

1616
01:08:57,355 --> 01:08:58,521
What nonsense?

1617
01:08:58,855 --> 01:09:00,771
Uncle, we're about to print
pamphlets now saying:

1618
01:09:00,855 --> 01:09:02,980
"Come have affairs
with our daughters-in-law

1619
01:09:03,063 --> 01:09:04,688
and get a free gift hamper."

1620
01:09:04,771 --> 01:09:06,188
Goldie! Goldie!

1621
01:09:07,063 --> 01:09:08,730
What, "Goldie, Goldie", huh?

1622
01:09:08,813 --> 01:09:10,313
You lied to me.

1623
01:09:10,438 --> 01:09:13,438
You said Goldie's wife treats
mentally unstable people.

1624
01:09:13,521 --> 01:09:14,396
Why?

1625
01:09:15,480 --> 01:09:18,438
Uncle, we're planning to send both
our daughters-in-law to Dubai.

1626
01:09:18,521 --> 01:09:21,813
They'll stand on top of Burj Khalifa
and dance in front of the sheikhs.

1627
01:09:21,896 --> 01:09:26,271
"We will dance on top of Burj Khalifa!"

1628
01:09:26,355 --> 01:09:31,730
"We will dance on top of Burj Khalifa!"

1629
01:09:31,813 --> 01:09:35,396
Now tell me, are you dropping me off
or should I walk back home?

1630
01:09:35,480 --> 01:09:36,855
Get in, Uncle.

1631
01:09:37,438 --> 01:09:39,021
Don't say another word.
Don't say another word.

1632
01:09:39,105 --> 01:09:41,438
"Girls will dance in front of sheikhs."

1633
01:09:41,521 --> 01:09:44,563
- Let's go, Uncle.
- "Girls will dance in front of sheikhs."

1634
01:09:45,563 --> 01:09:48,938
Amitoj comes home late every
night because of your son.

1635
01:09:49,521 --> 01:09:51,313
Mom, his training isn't even over yet.

1636
01:09:51,396 --> 01:09:52,563
Stop talking nonsense.

1637
01:09:52,855 --> 01:09:54,605
You spend your whole
day hanging around here.

1638
01:09:54,688 --> 01:09:56,396
At least come home
on time in the evenings.

1639
01:09:57,271 --> 01:09:59,271
Sister-in-law, the kids stay happy here.

1640
01:09:59,355 --> 01:10:00,688
They keep playing around.

1641
01:10:00,771 --> 01:10:03,021
Look at the time.

1642
01:10:03,188 --> 01:10:06,563
His father keeps fighting with me, saying,
"You're spoiling our son."

1643
01:10:07,021 --> 01:10:10,105
The kid who's got his father
at home is bound to have some fear.

1644
01:10:10,355 --> 01:10:14,063
The one whose father's left him
has nothing to fear.

1645
01:10:15,980 --> 01:10:17,230
Come on, let's go home.

1646
01:10:17,313 --> 01:10:19,021
I wanted to play some more.

1647
01:10:19,105 --> 01:10:21,355
Stop this nonsense,
and let's go home.

1648
01:10:27,605 --> 01:10:29,605
Goldie! Goldie!

1649
01:10:29,896 --> 01:10:30,813
Goldie!

1650
01:10:31,021 --> 01:10:32,146
My Golu is back.

1651
01:10:32,313 --> 01:10:33,313
Come here.
Here, take this.

1652
01:10:33,396 --> 01:10:35,646
Advance congratulations for the wedding.

1653
01:10:36,980 --> 01:10:38,063
What have you done!

1654
01:10:38,146 --> 01:10:40,063
You got my wedding proposal rejected.

1655
01:10:40,230 --> 01:10:41,021
They called it off?

1656
01:10:41,063 --> 01:10:42,021
Because of you.

1657
01:10:42,105 --> 01:10:44,605
Daddy spent his whole life trying
to make you a good lawyer.

1658
01:10:44,688 --> 01:10:46,146
But you learned nothing.

1659
01:10:46,396 --> 01:10:47,730
Daddy taught me nothing.

1660
01:10:47,980 --> 01:10:50,271
Whatever I became today,
I became on my own.

1661
01:10:50,355 --> 01:10:51,521
Daddy was useless.

1662
01:10:51,605 --> 01:10:54,438
He spent all his life saying, "Dhillon
didn't wear the black coat for nothing."

1663
01:10:54,521 --> 01:10:55,896
"Dhillon didn't wear the
black coat for nothing."

1664
01:10:55,980 --> 01:10:57,730
So many times the judge
himself asked Daddy,

1665
01:10:57,813 --> 01:10:58,855
"Do you have any proof
your client's innocent?"

1666
01:10:58,938 --> 01:10:59,855
You know what Daddy used to say?

1667
01:10:59,938 --> 01:11:01,438
"Dhillon didn't wear the black coat
for nothing."

1668
01:11:01,521 --> 01:11:03,688
Once Daddy was swimming
at a beach in Bangkok.

1669
01:11:03,771 --> 01:11:05,188
A lifeguard came running and said,

1670
01:11:05,271 --> 01:11:07,605
"Sir, don't go any further,
the water ahead runs deep."

1671
01:11:07,688 --> 01:11:08,771
Daddy was standing there in nothing
but his underwear and still goes,

1672
01:11:08,855 --> 01:11:10,146
"Dhillon didn't wear the black coat
for nothing."

1673
01:11:10,271 --> 01:11:12,521
Later only his underwear
came floating back, shivering.

1674
01:11:12,646 --> 01:11:15,688
God bless that underwear. It told me,
"Your daddy's drowning."

1675
01:11:15,771 --> 01:11:19,230
Only I know how I dragged
my naked father out of that water.

1676
01:11:19,521 --> 01:11:21,271
Goldy, don't talk about Daddy like that.

1677
01:11:21,355 --> 01:11:22,605
His soul will feel hurt.

1678
01:11:22,688 --> 01:11:24,771
His soul died before he did.

1679
01:11:24,855 --> 01:11:28,563
If some poor client accidentally came
to Daddy with a small case,

1680
01:11:28,646 --> 01:11:29,855
Daddy would get him life imprisonment..

1681
01:11:29,938 --> 01:11:33,438
Once Satti's father stole two loaves
of bread and ran away from a shop.

1682
01:11:33,521 --> 01:11:35,813
If the cops had caught him, they'd
have slapped him twice and let him go.

1683
01:11:35,896 --> 01:11:39,230
But trying to avoid the police,
he accidentally handed his case to Daddy.

1684
01:11:39,313 --> 01:11:41,563
The man's been rotting
in jail for 18 years now.

1685
01:11:41,646 --> 01:11:44,771
Ever wondered why Satti
never dusts Daddy's photo?

1686
01:11:44,855 --> 01:11:48,146
Because Daddy wiped
out their whole life.

1687
01:11:49,438 --> 01:11:51,021
Have some shame, Goldie.

1688
01:11:51,105 --> 01:11:52,855
People usually make a name
for their fathers,

1689
01:11:52,938 --> 01:11:54,813
but you're making a joke out of yours.

1690
01:11:54,896 --> 01:11:57,480
Daddy wore that black coat with pride.

1691
01:11:57,563 --> 01:11:59,771
Like he was wearing a king's crown.

1692
01:11:59,855 --> 01:12:01,688
Have you ever heard Tipu Sultan saying,

1693
01:12:01,771 --> 01:12:03,313
"I didn't wear this crown
for nothing"?

1694
01:12:03,396 --> 01:12:05,021
Daddy was the only man
who bragged like that.

1695
01:12:05,521 --> 01:12:06,938
Goldie!

1696
01:12:13,771 --> 01:12:17,146
God... You took my Daddy away from me.

1697
01:12:17,771 --> 01:12:19,521
And I never complained to
You about it.

1698
01:12:20,230 --> 01:12:22,271
Every day kids at school
tease me asking,

1699
01:12:22,771 --> 01:12:24,730
"Why doesn't your daddy ever come
with you?"

1700
01:12:25,646 --> 01:12:27,605
But I never complained.

1701
01:12:28,396 --> 01:12:30,646
Because I believed
my mummy was strong...

1702
01:12:31,105 --> 01:12:32,105
and so was I.

1703
01:12:33,438 --> 01:12:34,938
But today I found out I was wrong.

1704
01:12:36,021 --> 01:12:37,605
Our home has fallen apart, God.

1705
01:12:40,646 --> 01:12:44,938
If Grandpa were here,
he never would've let this happen.

1706
01:12:45,730 --> 01:12:47,605
I wish he was still with us, God.

1707
01:12:47,688 --> 01:12:49,230
I wish he was still with us.

1708
01:13:00,730 --> 01:13:03,980
How will we become millionaires
if Daddy was so useless?

1709
01:13:04,063 --> 01:13:06,146
That's because we used
to be billionaires.

1710
01:13:08,438 --> 01:13:09,938
This man has ruined our lives.

1711
01:13:10,021 --> 01:13:11,438
He has never won a single case in life.

1712
01:13:11,521 --> 01:13:15,355
He finally won one at the very end,
and lost his life over that too.

1713
01:13:15,813 --> 01:13:16,771
Why did you slap me?

1714
01:13:16,855 --> 01:13:19,021
I'm not crazy, why would I slap you?

1715
01:13:19,771 --> 01:13:20,563
Why did you slap me?

1716
01:13:20,646 --> 01:13:21,813
I didn't.

1717
01:13:22,813 --> 01:13:23,521
Goldie...

1718
01:13:23,605 --> 01:13:24,271
What are you doing?

1719
01:13:24,605 --> 01:13:25,646
Who is slapping me?

1720
01:13:26,355 --> 01:13:26,980
What happened?

1721
01:13:27,063 --> 01:13:28,188
Someone is slapping me.

1722
01:13:28,271 --> 01:13:29,188
Goldie!

1723
01:13:29,980 --> 01:13:31,146
What are you doing?

1724
01:13:31,646 --> 01:13:32,480
Someone is slapping me.

1725
01:13:32,521 --> 01:13:33,438
What's going on, Goldie?

1726
01:13:33,896 --> 01:13:35,355
Someone slapped me too.

1727
01:13:35,688 --> 01:13:37,355
- Goldie...
- Let me go.

1728
01:13:37,438 --> 01:13:38,813
Let go of my arm!

1729
01:13:38,896 --> 01:13:39,230
What happened?

1730
01:13:40,855 --> 01:13:41,688
Goldie, Goldie...

1731
01:13:41,730 --> 01:13:43,146
Let go of my arm!

1732
01:13:43,230 --> 01:13:44,688
Let's go outside.

1733
01:13:45,230 --> 01:13:46,980
Go, go, go. Let's go outside.

1734
01:14:02,480 --> 01:14:04,355
I'll be damned, Daddy?

1735
01:14:06,563 --> 01:14:08,563
Am I too late?

1736
01:14:10,146 --> 01:14:11,688
You ungrateful, useless child!

1737
01:14:12,021 --> 01:14:13,438
How can anyone feel any pride?

1738
01:14:13,521 --> 01:14:16,063
Goldie, daddy's ghost!

1739
01:14:16,146 --> 01:14:17,688
Run!

1740
01:14:18,313 --> 01:14:22,271
Carry on, carry on, carry on,
carry on Jatta.

1741
01:14:22,355 --> 01:14:25,646
Carry on, carry on, carry on,
carry on Jatta.

1742
01:14:25,730 --> 01:14:29,230
Carry on, carry on, carry on,
carry on Jatta.

1743
01:14:34,646 --> 01:14:36,480
- Run! Drive!
- Hurry up!

1744
01:14:36,563 --> 01:14:38,896
Let's go.

1745
01:14:41,563 --> 01:14:42,813
Oh no!

1746
01:14:44,146 --> 01:14:46,438
Daddy came down only to send us up!

1747
01:14:54,813 --> 01:14:56,313
What happened, Ghost Daddy?

1748
01:14:56,563 --> 01:14:58,646
I think I've hit my limit.

1749
01:14:58,730 --> 01:15:01,521
Looks like I can't go beyond the gate.

1750
01:15:02,480 --> 01:15:03,355
Thank God.

1751
01:15:04,730 --> 01:15:06,521
But Ghost Daddy...
how did you come back?

1752
01:15:07,063 --> 01:15:09,105
You idiots won't even let
a dead man live in peace.

1753
01:15:09,230 --> 01:15:10,855
It took me a whole lifetime
to earn respect,

1754
01:15:10,938 --> 01:15:12,313
and you clowns destroyed it in minutes.

1755
01:15:12,355 --> 01:15:14,396
You were planning
to print pamphlets saying,

1756
01:15:14,480 --> 01:15:15,646
"Come have affairs
with our daughters-in-law."

1757
01:15:15,771 --> 01:15:16,688
He said that, Daddy.

1758
01:15:16,730 --> 01:15:18,021
He's lying, Daddy.

1759
01:15:18,105 --> 01:15:20,355
And he says, "We are born crazy."

1760
01:15:20,396 --> 01:15:21,771
Because our father himself was crazy.

1761
01:15:23,021 --> 01:15:24,896
He's a ghost, he knows everything.

1762
01:15:24,980 --> 01:15:26,480
Stop this nonsense, Goldie.

1763
01:15:26,730 --> 01:15:28,688
You were going to throw cow dung at me?

1764
01:15:28,771 --> 01:15:30,271
You keep pointing out our mistakes.

1765
01:15:30,355 --> 01:15:31,230
At least look at your own too.

1766
01:15:31,313 --> 01:15:32,438
You came back alone.

1767
01:15:32,521 --> 01:15:33,813
You could've brought
your mother along too.

1768
01:15:33,896 --> 01:15:36,480
Yes, women don't even have
pay ticket fare in Punjab.

1769
01:15:36,563 --> 01:15:37,605
I'll beat the hell out of you both.

1770
01:15:38,063 --> 01:15:39,105
Now shut up and get inside.

1771
01:15:39,188 --> 01:15:39,896
No way.

1772
01:15:39,980 --> 01:15:40,938
I said go inside.

1773
01:15:41,021 --> 01:15:41,480
Forget it.

1774
01:15:41,563 --> 01:15:42,355
Can't you hear me? Get inside.

1775
01:15:42,396 --> 01:15:43,146
No chance.

1776
01:15:43,230 --> 01:15:44,563
Daddy, you go inside.

1777
01:15:44,646 --> 01:15:47,396
What if some neighbor spots
a ghost roaming around here?

1778
01:15:47,480 --> 01:15:49,521
Property rates around
the area will crash.

1779
01:15:49,813 --> 01:15:52,855
Property prices will crash only
if people can see me too.

1780
01:15:53,521 --> 01:15:55,438
I'm visible only
to my own flesh and blood.

1781
01:15:55,855 --> 01:15:58,146
Daddy, whatever happens,
we're not coming in. You go.

1782
01:15:58,230 --> 01:15:58,855
Yes.

1783
01:15:58,938 --> 01:15:59,938
Fine then, idiots.

1784
01:16:00,105 --> 01:16:01,188
Sooner or later, you'll come inside too.

1785
01:16:01,396 --> 01:16:02,605
Just remember one thing...

1786
01:16:03,021 --> 01:16:07,438
Getting rid of a tied camel
and your father's ghost isn't easy.

1787
01:16:07,521 --> 01:16:08,021
Huh?

1788
01:16:08,105 --> 01:16:11,480
Carry on, carry on, carry on,
carry on Jatta.

1789
01:16:11,563 --> 01:16:15,355
Carry on, carry on, carry on,
carry on Jatta.

1790
01:16:15,438 --> 01:16:19,730
Carry on, carry on, carry on,
carry on Jatta.

1791
01:16:22,813 --> 01:16:24,438
We have been walking all night.

1792
01:16:24,521 --> 01:16:25,813
At least tell me where you're taking us.

1793
01:16:25,938 --> 01:16:28,021
I follow this tantrik on Instagram.

1794
01:16:28,105 --> 01:16:28,938
We're going to meet him.

1795
01:16:29,021 --> 01:16:30,313
We're going to trap Daddy inside a bottle.

1796
01:16:30,896 --> 01:16:31,855
You've completely lost it, Goldie.

1797
01:16:32,230 --> 01:16:33,188
What else am I supposed to do?

1798
01:16:33,271 --> 01:16:34,230
Daddy beat me up for no reason.

1799
01:16:34,271 --> 01:16:35,271
He beat you up for no reason?

1800
01:16:35,730 --> 01:16:37,813
Goldie, how can you kill
people and then forget about it?

1801
01:16:37,896 --> 01:16:41,563
Try to recall that day in the court,
where a white car pulls in.

1802
01:16:41,646 --> 01:16:43,480
You, me, and Daddy are in it.

1803
01:16:52,605 --> 01:16:56,355
The swagger
and the boots both stay solid, girl.

1804
01:16:56,438 --> 01:17:00,396
Pulled a lot of people out
to their delusions too, girl.

1805
01:17:00,480 --> 01:17:04,646
All the others are just followers,
I alone am the don...

1806
01:17:07,771 --> 01:17:12,271
Carry on, carry on, carry on,
carry on Jatta.

1807
01:17:14,063 --> 01:17:15,896
Who has that bottle with poison in it?

1808
01:17:15,980 --> 01:17:18,438
Daddy, the poison bottle has
already submitted in court evidence.

1809
01:17:18,605 --> 01:17:19,938
You should drink it carefully.

1810
01:17:20,021 --> 01:17:21,146
It's your first time drinking poison.

1811
01:17:21,271 --> 01:17:22,355
Don't worry.

1812
01:17:22,605 --> 01:17:24,688
Advocate Dhillon didn't
wear this black coat for nothing.

1813
01:17:24,730 --> 01:17:25,813
You aren't the only one wear it alone.

1814
01:17:25,896 --> 01:17:27,105
Every lawyer wears one.

1815
01:17:27,188 --> 01:17:29,146
For God's sake, don't start
showing off inside court today.

1816
01:17:29,230 --> 01:17:30,146
Focus on the case.

1817
01:17:30,230 --> 01:17:31,438
I'll beat him up.

1818
01:17:31,521 --> 01:17:32,480
Daddy, no fighting, please.

1819
01:17:32,605 --> 01:17:35,480
Do you know how many complaints
I get about you and your son?

1820
01:17:35,521 --> 01:17:37,230
You don't fight a single case all month.

1821
01:17:37,313 --> 01:17:38,813
You just fight with each
other and come back home.

1822
01:17:38,855 --> 01:17:40,480
If we don't fight cases,

1823
01:17:40,563 --> 01:17:42,063
do we run the household
by doing mujra dance?

1824
01:17:42,146 --> 01:17:43,188
No, no, Daddy, no fighting.

1825
01:17:43,396 --> 01:17:45,271
The judge must be watching
everything on CCTV.

1826
01:17:45,355 --> 01:17:46,605
As soon as we'll walk inside,
he'll taunt us saying,

1827
01:17:46,688 --> 01:17:47,688
"Look, the mother-in-law and
the daughter-in-law duo has arrived."

1828
01:17:47,771 --> 01:17:49,980
And you always make things
worse by telling the truth.

1829
01:17:50,063 --> 01:17:52,688
Can't you tell the judge, "We
were only fighting for the parking spot?"

1830
01:17:52,771 --> 01:17:54,230
Like the judge is sitting
there judging bhangra competitions.

1831
01:17:54,521 --> 01:17:56,771
He'll say, "You all came in one car, then
how can you fight for a parking spot?"

1832
01:17:57,021 --> 01:17:59,688
Not everyone becomes an officer by
bribing the teacher with sweet buttermilk.

1833
01:17:59,896 --> 01:18:02,313
Look, Parvati Kaur, what kind
of children have you given birth to.

1834
01:18:02,396 --> 01:18:03,938
I spent my whole life
explaining to your mother:

1835
01:18:04,021 --> 01:18:06,021
Whatever child God gives, just accept it.

1836
01:18:06,105 --> 01:18:07,438
Don't run after fake babas.

1837
01:18:07,521 --> 01:18:08,396
She said, "No,

1838
01:18:08,480 --> 01:18:11,730
Babaji said our child will be
hardworking if we sacrifice a donkey."

1839
01:18:11,813 --> 01:18:13,605
One donkey got sacrificed
and another one got born.

1840
01:18:13,688 --> 01:18:15,063
Whatever you send up
there is what comes back.

1841
01:18:15,146 --> 01:18:16,938
You were hoping for an
ostrich after sending a donkey?

1842
01:18:17,021 --> 01:18:19,313
Whatever you sow,
that's what you reap, you idiot.

1843
01:18:19,480 --> 01:18:20,855
Up there, everybody gets judged equally.

1844
01:18:20,896 --> 01:18:23,188
Nobody asks your caste there, Mr.
Dhillon, remember that!

1845
01:18:23,271 --> 01:18:24,771
Have some shame and stop fighting.

1846
01:18:24,855 --> 01:18:28,563
Because of you two,
16 judges got transferred in eight years.

1847
01:18:28,730 --> 01:18:30,938
And six of them started losing
their hearing at a young age.

1848
01:18:31,021 --> 01:18:32,396
Look at these lawyers...

1849
01:18:32,480 --> 01:18:33,105
Just look at them.

1850
01:18:33,230 --> 01:18:35,521
They walk around stuffing
cotton in their ears.

1851
01:18:35,605 --> 01:18:37,105
Explain that to him.

1852
01:18:37,188 --> 01:18:38,438
You ungrateful, useless child!

1853
01:18:38,521 --> 01:18:39,271
How can anyone feel any pride?

1854
01:18:39,313 --> 01:18:41,396
Daddy, cool, cool, cool.

1855
01:18:41,563 --> 01:18:42,355
Calm down.

1856
01:18:42,521 --> 01:18:43,646
We have to win this case today.

1857
01:18:43,896 --> 01:18:44,480
Alright.

1858
01:18:44,730 --> 01:18:47,855
I'll drink poison right in front
of the judge and prove it's not poison.

1859
01:18:48,021 --> 01:18:50,396
Because poison takes 30 minutes to work.

1860
01:18:50,605 --> 01:18:52,146
Goldie, keep the car running.

1861
01:18:52,230 --> 01:18:53,938
Don't worry.
I won't let you die.

1862
01:18:54,021 --> 01:18:55,355
Well done, Goldie.

1863
01:18:56,938 --> 01:18:57,938
Go, put some music on.

1864
01:18:58,021 --> 01:18:58,771
Let's hear some songs.

1865
01:18:58,855 --> 01:19:00,771
Forget the music,
you are not here attending a wedding.

1866
01:19:00,980 --> 01:19:01,688
Have some shame.

1867
01:19:01,771 --> 01:19:04,396
Your father's going to drink
poison in the court just to win a case

1868
01:19:04,480 --> 01:19:05,855
and you're out here trying
to start an orchestra.

1869
01:19:05,938 --> 01:19:08,146
Stop the nonsense and go inside quietly.

1870
01:19:08,230 --> 01:19:10,438
As soon as Daddy drinks
the poison and wins the case,

1871
01:19:10,730 --> 01:19:13,396
pick him up immediately
and rush him to the car.

1872
01:19:13,480 --> 01:19:14,188
That's it.

1873
01:19:16,855 --> 01:19:19,855
Will you be able to get
Daddy to the hospital in 30 mins?

1874
01:19:20,355 --> 01:19:22,271
You've seen the movie
Fast and Furious, right?

1875
01:19:22,355 --> 01:19:22,980
- Yes?
- Yes.

1876
01:19:23,063 --> 01:19:25,438
Today Mohali's roads
are going see the same thing.

1877
01:19:25,521 --> 01:19:27,938
You'll start throwing up
once I start driving on two wheels.

1878
01:19:29,938 --> 01:19:31,230
Now just shut up and get inside.

1879
01:19:31,563 --> 01:19:32,355
Bring him back quickly.

1880
01:19:33,146 --> 01:19:34,396
Always talking nonsense.

1881
01:19:36,438 --> 01:19:38,938
State vs Renu Gupta.

1882
01:19:42,188 --> 01:19:45,355
Your Honour,
my client Renu Gupta has been accused

1883
01:19:45,438 --> 01:19:49,188
of giving poison to her
husband instead of medicine,

1884
01:19:49,396 --> 01:19:50,563
which caused his death.

1885
01:19:51,146 --> 01:19:54,355
The police presented this
so-called bottle of poison

1886
01:19:54,438 --> 01:19:55,938
as evidence before this honourable court.

1887
01:19:57,146 --> 01:20:00,646
But... this isn't poison, Your Honour.

1888
01:20:00,980 --> 01:20:03,813
It's ordinary infection medicine.

1889
01:20:04,021 --> 01:20:08,646
And I will prove that in
this honorable court right away.

1890
01:20:10,771 --> 01:20:11,771
Mr. Dhillon...

1891
01:20:14,813 --> 01:20:16,063
That's all, Your Honour.

1892
01:20:20,771 --> 01:20:22,271
He is going to drink poison inside,

1893
01:20:23,188 --> 01:20:24,521
and I'm standing out here starving.

1894
01:20:26,438 --> 01:20:28,730
Based on all evidence,

1895
01:20:29,188 --> 01:20:33,271
it has been proven that
the bottle did not contain poison,

1896
01:20:33,355 --> 01:20:34,938
but medicine.

1897
01:20:35,021 --> 01:20:35,896
Can we leave now?

1898
01:20:35,980 --> 01:20:37,105
Wait.

1899
01:20:37,980 --> 01:20:41,271
Let me finish writing my judgment.

1900
01:20:42,896 --> 01:20:44,230
Where was I?

1901
01:20:44,396 --> 01:20:45,563
Yes, yes...

1902
01:20:46,188 --> 01:20:48,980
Based on all evidence,

1903
01:20:49,271 --> 01:20:53,438
it has been proven that
the bottle did not contain poison,

1904
01:20:53,646 --> 01:20:54,521
but water.

1905
01:20:54,980 --> 01:20:57,355
Your Honour,
you already said that line earlier.

1906
01:20:59,563 --> 01:21:01,646
Do not disturb.

1907
01:21:02,021 --> 01:21:05,146
Which idiot brought him along?

1908
01:21:08,896 --> 01:21:10,730
He's my younger son, Your Honour.

1909
01:21:10,813 --> 01:21:11,771
Oh, I see.

1910
01:21:11,855 --> 01:21:15,271
Mr. Dhillon, you never introduced us.

1911
01:21:15,355 --> 01:21:16,938
I'll bring him over to
your place in the evening.

1912
01:21:17,021 --> 01:21:18,313
Just give the judgment now.

1913
01:21:18,396 --> 01:21:20,563
Yes, yes... that's what I'm writing.

1914
01:21:20,730 --> 01:21:21,980
Don't disturb me.

1915
01:21:23,230 --> 01:21:24,438
Where was I?

1916
01:21:25,063 --> 01:21:26,480
Yes, yes... the bottle.

1917
01:21:26,646 --> 01:21:31,688
Based on all evidence, it has been proven

1918
01:21:32,188 --> 01:21:36,271
that the bottle did not contain poison,
but medicine.

1919
01:21:36,813 --> 01:21:43,230
And therefore,
I declare that she is completely innocent.

1920
01:21:43,688 --> 01:21:46,021
The court is now adjourned.

1921
01:21:46,105 --> 01:21:47,438
Hurry up, Jass.

1922
01:21:47,521 --> 01:21:49,688
Daddy, don't panic.
We still have fifteen minutes.

1923
01:21:49,771 --> 01:21:51,980
Goldie's going to drive
like Fast and Furious today.

1924
01:21:52,896 --> 01:21:54,230
Goldie...

1925
01:21:54,313 --> 01:21:55,188
Goldie...

1926
01:21:55,271 --> 01:21:56,105
- Goldie...
- What happened?

1927
01:21:56,188 --> 01:21:58,480
Daddy, the hero of Fast
and Furious has disappeared.

1928
01:22:05,730 --> 01:22:07,271
Whenever you eat samosas from this place,

1929
01:22:07,355 --> 01:22:08,855
all your tension disappears.

1930
01:22:08,980 --> 01:22:10,896
Goldie, your phone's ringing.

1931
01:22:10,980 --> 01:22:11,271
Huh?

1932
01:22:11,355 --> 01:22:12,355
Your phone's ringing. Let me check.

1933
01:22:12,605 --> 01:22:14,605
No, don't touch
it with your oily hands.

1934
01:22:15,355 --> 01:22:16,230
It's Jass's call.

1935
01:22:17,855 --> 01:22:18,355
Yes, Jass?

1936
01:22:18,730 --> 01:22:19,313
Has Daddy turn has come?

1937
01:22:19,396 --> 01:22:21,771
Turn? It looks like it's his final turn.

1938
01:22:21,855 --> 01:22:23,188
Where are you?

1939
01:22:23,438 --> 01:22:24,063
Huh?

1940
01:22:26,146 --> 01:22:26,813
Daddy...

1941
01:22:26,896 --> 01:22:29,063
- Daddy...
- Daddy...

1942
01:22:29,105 --> 01:22:31,271
Daddy wanted to say something
to you before dying.

1943
01:22:31,480 --> 01:22:33,146
Tell me, Daddy.
Please tell me.

1944
01:22:33,230 --> 01:22:35,146
You ungrateful, useless child!

1945
01:22:35,230 --> 01:22:36,355
How can anyone feel any pride?

1946
01:22:37,688 --> 01:22:39,271
Daddy, it's he who deserves it.

1947
01:22:40,521 --> 01:22:41,313
Now do you remember?

1948
01:22:41,396 --> 01:22:43,480
If you hadn't gone there
to enjoy samosas that day,

1949
01:22:43,563 --> 01:22:45,855
Daddy wouldn't have had
to sacrifice himself today.

1950
01:22:45,938 --> 01:22:47,938
Daddy died because
of your stupidity, Goldie.

1951
01:22:48,146 --> 01:22:50,563
Then by that logic,
Daddy must remember everything now.

1952
01:22:50,813 --> 01:22:52,646
- A Jatt never forgets his enemies.
- No.

1953
01:22:52,855 --> 01:22:53,688
Think about it.

1954
01:22:53,771 --> 01:22:55,563
He's the ghost of a Jatt.

1955
01:22:55,646 --> 01:22:58,480
Now just imagine what a
crazy Jatt ghost can do, Goldie!

1956
01:22:58,563 --> 01:22:59,605
Don't scare me.

1957
01:22:59,938 --> 01:23:00,771
You go inside, I'll come later.

1958
01:23:00,980 --> 01:23:02,105
How long are you going to stay outside?

1959
01:23:02,188 --> 01:23:03,730
You'll have to come home eventually.

1960
01:23:03,813 --> 01:23:04,730
I'll come. I'll come later.

1961
01:23:04,771 --> 01:23:05,896
First go calm Daddy down.

1962
01:23:05,980 --> 01:23:08,355
After Daddy died,
we kept his body in the fridge

1963
01:23:08,396 --> 01:23:10,021
for two days before cremating him.

1964
01:23:10,105 --> 01:23:10,980
In order to cool him down.

1965
01:23:11,063 --> 01:23:13,730
And now your actions
have heated him up again.

1966
01:23:13,896 --> 01:23:14,855
What are you doing now?

1967
01:23:14,938 --> 01:23:17,146
Unfollowing that tantrik on Instagram.

1968
01:23:17,230 --> 01:23:20,146
Who knows, maybe Daddy's
ghost follows me on Instagram too.

1969
01:23:20,271 --> 01:23:22,771
You ungrateful, useless ghost's child!

1970
01:23:22,855 --> 01:23:23,730
How can anyone feel any pride?

1971
01:23:23,813 --> 01:23:24,980
Go mind your own business!

1972
01:23:25,896 --> 01:23:27,355
What was that tantric's ID?

1973
01:23:27,980 --> 01:23:29,563
Yes, DumMaroDum.

1974
01:23:31,980 --> 01:23:32,938
There you go.

1975
01:23:38,313 --> 01:23:39,063
Daddy...?

1976
01:23:40,063 --> 01:23:40,771
Daddy...?

1977
01:23:42,980 --> 01:23:43,980
Daddy...?

1978
01:23:45,730 --> 01:23:46,313
Daddy...?

1979
01:23:46,605 --> 01:23:47,938
Can you please step
out of the frame for a bit?

1980
01:23:48,230 --> 01:23:49,771
I need to talk about something important.

1981
01:23:50,396 --> 01:23:51,771
Daddy, please.

1982
01:23:52,063 --> 01:23:53,605
Otherwise I'll call a tantric

1983
01:23:54,021 --> 01:23:56,313
and trap you inside a
bottle before talking to you.

1984
01:23:56,688 --> 01:23:57,980
Daddy, I'm...

1985
01:23:58,646 --> 01:24:00,688
You idiot, you never even gave
your father a bottle while he was alive,

1986
01:24:00,980 --> 01:24:02,605
and now after death you
want to trap him inside one?

1987
01:24:02,771 --> 01:24:04,396
Daddy, please sit down.

1988
01:24:04,646 --> 01:24:06,146
I need to talk about something important.

1989
01:24:06,521 --> 01:24:07,396
Daddy...

1990
01:24:07,646 --> 01:24:09,688
Hey, over here.

1991
01:24:10,146 --> 01:24:12,313
Standing in one place makes my leg numb.

1992
01:24:12,396 --> 01:24:13,230
Start yapping now.

1993
01:24:13,313 --> 01:24:14,771
Daddy, at least fix your language.

1994
01:24:14,855 --> 01:24:16,355
Even after dying you
still talk the same way.

1995
01:24:16,438 --> 01:24:18,188
Didn't the people up
there teach you anything?

1996
01:24:18,355 --> 01:24:20,063
People say souls become pure after death.

1997
01:24:20,146 --> 01:24:21,438
I'm a wandering soul.

1998
01:24:21,480 --> 01:24:22,688
I still slap people around too.

1999
01:24:22,813 --> 01:24:25,146
And I am really pissed me off.

2000
01:24:25,230 --> 01:24:27,438
You told your in-laws
completely wrong relationships.

2001
01:24:27,521 --> 01:24:28,771
I had no choice, Daddy.

2002
01:24:28,855 --> 01:24:30,688
At least try to understand my situation.

2003
01:24:31,063 --> 01:24:31,688
Where did you go now?

2004
01:24:31,896 --> 01:24:33,271
Over here.

2005
01:24:34,396 --> 01:24:35,563
Your leg went numb again?

2006
01:24:35,771 --> 01:24:37,188
No idea, I just drifted
over here on my own.

2007
01:24:37,438 --> 01:24:40,396
I just got these new ghost powers.
I'm still learning how to use them.

2008
01:24:40,896 --> 01:24:42,605
Anyway, come to the point.

2009
01:24:42,771 --> 01:24:44,813
I only did all this
because I was helpless.

2010
01:24:45,063 --> 01:24:47,563
So now because of "helplessness," you'll
turn anyone into my daughter-in-law?

2011
01:24:47,646 --> 01:24:48,646
And you made them characterless too?.

2012
01:24:48,771 --> 01:24:50,771
You've ruined my reputation
even among ghosts.

2013
01:24:50,855 --> 01:24:54,271
Please don't tell Goldie I
lied to Reet's father about the family.

2014
01:24:54,813 --> 01:24:56,230
Oh, so he still doesn't know?

2015
01:24:56,313 --> 01:24:57,896
One son of mine was
already foolish enough,

2016
01:24:57,980 --> 01:24:59,271
and you turned the other
one into an idiot too.

2017
01:24:59,563 --> 01:25:00,230
I'll tell him everything.

2018
01:25:00,313 --> 01:25:02,271
Daddy, he can't even
handle such situations.

2019
01:25:02,355 --> 01:25:03,521
That's why his own wife left him.

2020
01:25:03,688 --> 01:25:07,771
If Reet's family finds out no
woman actually survives in this household,

2021
01:25:07,980 --> 01:25:10,063
they'll never agree to the marriage.

2022
01:25:10,355 --> 01:25:12,855
Daddy, I really love Reet.

2023
01:25:13,605 --> 01:25:16,313
If I can't marry her, I'll die.

2024
01:25:16,438 --> 01:25:17,438
Fine then, die right now.

2025
01:25:17,855 --> 01:25:19,188
I'll take you along with me immediately.

2026
01:25:19,396 --> 01:25:20,146
Daddy, please.

2027
01:25:20,230 --> 01:25:22,855
I'll plant trees all
over the city in your name.

2028
01:25:22,938 --> 01:25:23,896
Wonderful.

2029
01:25:24,063 --> 01:25:26,938
So dogs can come pee on
them in your father's memory?

2030
01:25:27,230 --> 01:25:29,021
I'm allergic to plants.

2031
01:25:29,105 --> 01:25:31,396
I never even watched that
Shaheedan Wali Buta Singh movie.

2032
01:25:31,480 --> 01:25:32,105
Because the main leads
name was Buta Singh (Plant).

2033
01:25:32,188 --> 01:25:33,271
Daddy, be serious.

2034
01:25:33,313 --> 01:25:34,271
Stop talking nonsense.

2035
01:25:34,438 --> 01:25:35,896
Listen carefully.

2036
01:25:36,355 --> 01:25:39,730
First you'll fix this family's ruined
reputation in front of your in-laws.

2037
01:25:39,938 --> 01:25:42,105
Otherwise, I won't even let
you step across this house gate.

2038
01:25:42,188 --> 01:25:45,355
'He cannot cross the gate and
he says he won't let me cross it.'

2039
01:25:46,730 --> 01:25:48,105
Daddy, I thought you'd left already.

2040
01:25:48,188 --> 01:25:49,563
I can also hear what you are thinking.

2041
01:25:50,605 --> 01:25:51,813
Just remember one thing...

2042
01:25:51,938 --> 01:25:56,855
Getting rid of a tied camel
and your father's ghost isn't easy.

2043
01:25:57,230 --> 01:25:59,605
I'm trying to fix our family's reputation.

2044
01:26:00,605 --> 01:26:03,355
Uncle, what exactly
is wrong with our family?

2045
01:26:03,688 --> 01:26:04,730
Everything seems fine.

2046
01:26:05,021 --> 01:26:09,021
How is if our fault if the
daughters-in-law are characterless?

2047
01:26:09,105 --> 01:26:10,730
Aren't daughters-in-law
a part of the family too?

2048
01:26:10,813 --> 01:26:14,438
Uncle, recently a rapist got
sentenced to death in the country, right?

2049
01:26:14,896 --> 01:26:16,813
Why didn't they hang
you too along with him?

2050
01:26:16,896 --> 01:26:17,980
Why would they hang me?

2051
01:26:18,063 --> 01:26:19,688
Because you also belong
to the same country, don't you?

2052
01:26:20,230 --> 01:26:20,980
Point.

2053
01:26:21,146 --> 01:26:22,021
Point.

2054
01:26:22,230 --> 01:26:24,855
Son, your logic is very strange.

2055
01:26:24,896 --> 01:26:26,730
Daddy, did you notice something?

2056
01:26:26,813 --> 01:26:27,563
What, dear?

2057
01:26:27,855 --> 01:26:32,355
If the men of that house
treat the "wrong women" this well,

2058
01:26:32,396 --> 01:26:35,813
then how could they possibly
treat the right women of the house badly?

2059
01:26:35,896 --> 01:26:37,980
I never thought about that.

2060
01:26:38,063 --> 01:26:39,063
You should think about it.

2061
01:26:39,521 --> 01:26:43,896
Look, the mean issue was that
no women can survive in that house.

2062
01:26:44,188 --> 01:26:45,063
But they are surviving.

2063
01:26:45,146 --> 01:26:48,938
So, don't overthink this, have
faith in this boy and take the next step.

2064
01:26:49,563 --> 01:26:50,563
Okay, dear.

2065
01:26:51,355 --> 01:26:54,771
When a father sends
off his daughter he says,

2066
01:26:54,855 --> 01:26:56,521
"Always follow your
in-laws' family tradition."

2067
01:26:56,771 --> 01:26:59,480
But this father will tell you,

2068
01:26:59,688 --> 01:27:02,938
"Reet, don't follow any
tradition of that family."

2069
01:27:03,396 --> 01:27:05,938
"One is enough.
Don't seek more and push your luck."

2070
01:27:14,313 --> 01:27:17,021
In your pocket...

2071
01:27:21,938 --> 01:27:25,188
In your pocket...

2072
01:27:27,521 --> 01:27:31,355
I found earrings in your pocket,

2073
01:27:31,438 --> 01:27:34,896
Tell me who are you
spending your nights with?

2074
01:27:34,980 --> 01:27:38,896
My love for you is true, not a myth,

2075
01:27:38,980 --> 01:27:42,521
Tell me who are you
spending your nights with?

2076
01:27:42,605 --> 01:27:47,480
Tell me who are you
spending your nights with?

2077
01:27:48,396 --> 01:27:54,021
Who are you spending your nights with?

2078
01:27:54,688 --> 01:27:59,730
Who are you spending your nights with?

2079
01:28:01,980 --> 01:28:05,813
Whose rooftop do you
disappear to at night?

2080
01:28:05,896 --> 01:28:07,563
I'm not getting close to nobody,

2081
01:28:07,646 --> 01:28:09,688
You're just drowning
in your doubts tonight.

2082
01:28:09,771 --> 01:28:13,105
The way you stare at me feels strange,

2083
01:28:13,188 --> 01:28:17,188
Come on let's go for a
drive before the sky changes.

2084
01:28:17,271 --> 01:28:20,855
Hiding behind those
dark black shades slick,

2085
01:28:20,938 --> 01:28:24,313
Tell me who are you
spending your nights with?

2086
01:28:24,396 --> 01:28:28,396
My love for you is true, not a myth,

2087
01:28:28,480 --> 01:28:32,063
Tell me who are you
spending your nights with?

2088
01:28:32,146 --> 01:28:36,938
I found earrings in your pocket,

2089
01:28:44,563 --> 01:28:46,438
In your pocket...

2090
01:28:50,021 --> 01:28:51,563
In your pocket...

2091
01:28:51,646 --> 01:28:55,396
Let it go now, don't stay angry,

2092
01:28:55,438 --> 01:28:59,063
We love too deep, so don't fight with me.

2093
01:28:59,188 --> 01:29:02,605
I'm yours alone and I'll stay true,

2094
01:29:02,688 --> 01:29:06,355
Don't let suspicion poison you.

2095
01:29:06,438 --> 01:29:10,438
You live for applause
and flashing lights these days,

2096
01:29:10,521 --> 01:29:13,980
So who are you romancing nowadays?

2097
01:29:14,063 --> 01:29:17,938
I found earrings in your pocket,

2098
01:29:18,021 --> 01:29:21,563
Tell me who are you
spending your nights with?

2099
01:29:21,646 --> 01:29:25,688
I found earrings in your pocket,

2100
01:29:27,396 --> 01:29:28,688
Earrings...

2101
01:29:29,396 --> 01:29:30,730
Earrings...

2102
01:29:35,105 --> 01:29:36,521
Earrings...

2103
01:29:36,980 --> 01:29:38,438
Earrings...

2104
01:29:42,521 --> 01:29:43,813
If you needed to talk to me,
you could've come home,

2105
01:29:43,896 --> 01:29:44,771
Why'd you call me here?

2106
01:29:44,855 --> 01:29:46,105
Does Shinda even let me talk at home?

2107
01:29:46,605 --> 01:29:48,938
Daljeet, I genuinely want
to make things right between us.

2108
01:29:49,021 --> 01:29:50,271
Please... just give me one chance.

2109
01:29:50,563 --> 01:29:53,271
Goldie, the kind of things
you do are honestly quite embarrassing.

2110
01:29:54,271 --> 01:29:57,480
I don't want Shinda growing up
watching you and turning out the same way.

2111
01:29:57,563 --> 01:29:58,855
You think you'll be able to
save him by keeping him away from me?

2112
01:29:58,938 --> 01:30:00,146
He's still my blood after all.

2113
01:30:00,605 --> 01:30:01,313
Yes.

2114
01:30:02,021 --> 01:30:03,771
What are you thinking?
You're not doubting me too now, are you?

2115
01:30:03,855 --> 01:30:04,521
Goldie!

2116
01:30:04,605 --> 01:30:06,355
Daljeet, don't leave
me because of my stupidity.

2117
01:30:06,438 --> 01:30:08,105
It's not like I've got some
affair going on outside or anything.

2118
01:30:08,188 --> 01:30:09,063
I'm not that kind of man.

2119
01:30:09,188 --> 01:30:11,105
Look, I can tolerate all your stupidity.

2120
01:30:11,396 --> 01:30:12,188
Just promise me one thing...

2121
01:30:12,271 --> 01:30:13,313
you'll never become Sonu again.

2122
01:30:13,396 --> 01:30:14,730
Promise. Never again. Happy now?

2123
01:30:15,938 --> 01:30:17,188
Now tell me,
when are you coming back home?

2124
01:30:17,438 --> 01:30:18,521
Give me a little time.

2125
01:30:18,730 --> 01:30:21,021
Alright then,
I'll wait in the car for ten minutes.

2126
01:30:21,396 --> 01:30:22,688
I meant a few days.

2127
01:30:23,105 --> 01:30:23,688
Done.

2128
01:30:24,563 --> 01:30:26,480
Let's start preparing for the wedding.

2129
01:30:26,563 --> 01:30:28,230
We have get them married.

2130
01:30:28,313 --> 01:30:29,563
Forget about everything else.

2131
01:30:29,646 --> 01:30:31,271
Honestly, I was thinking the same thing.

2132
01:30:31,355 --> 01:30:32,813
What's the point dragging this anymore?

2133
01:30:33,355 --> 01:30:35,605
- All the preparations...
- Give us some more.

2134
01:30:35,688 --> 01:30:37,271
Isn't this Dhillon's
elder daughter-in-law?

2135
01:30:37,355 --> 01:30:38,605
You too have one.

2136
01:30:39,980 --> 01:30:41,771
There she goes again with him.

2137
01:30:42,813 --> 01:30:45,188
This guy's the one she's
having an affair with.

2138
01:30:45,313 --> 01:30:46,813
Hold on.

2139
01:30:46,896 --> 01:30:49,855
Oh no, I forgot the bangle
envelope at the shop itself.

2140
01:30:49,938 --> 01:30:51,146
Go run and get it.

2141
01:30:51,396 --> 01:30:52,646
Yes. I'll be right back.

2142
01:30:58,105 --> 01:30:59,063
Damn it!

2143
01:30:59,563 --> 01:31:02,063
They're struggling
to even cook meals at home.

2144
01:31:02,146 --> 01:31:03,605
Meanwhile you're standing here
stuffing your face with golgappas?

2145
01:31:03,688 --> 01:31:05,563
Who is struggling to cook, brother?

2146
01:31:05,646 --> 01:31:06,896
Why'd you hit me?

2147
01:31:06,980 --> 01:31:08,355
Why are you hitting him?

2148
01:31:08,438 --> 01:31:11,355
He's having affairs
with someone else's wife.

2149
01:31:11,605 --> 01:31:12,646
You want me to spare him?

2150
01:31:12,813 --> 01:31:16,105
If I ever see you anywhere near her again,

2151
01:31:16,646 --> 01:31:19,438
consider your name
erased from the voter list.

2152
01:31:19,480 --> 01:31:20,771
Near who?

2153
01:31:20,855 --> 01:31:22,230
Your mother's...

2154
01:31:22,313 --> 01:31:24,896
My mother's been dead for years.

2155
01:31:25,646 --> 01:31:26,896
Did you really need to slap me?

2156
01:31:26,980 --> 01:31:28,563
Couldn't you explain it nicely?

2157
01:31:30,480 --> 01:31:31,563
What happened?

2158
01:31:32,021 --> 01:31:33,730
That guy beat up your husband.

2159
01:31:33,896 --> 01:31:35,896
He says I'm having an affair
with someone else's wife.

2160
01:31:36,146 --> 01:31:38,771
Guys like this only
understand kicks and punches.

2161
01:31:38,855 --> 01:31:40,980
That was my younger boss's father-in-law.

2162
01:31:41,230 --> 01:31:42,438
You had an affair with them?

2163
01:31:42,521 --> 01:31:44,521
No, I swear there's no affair.

2164
01:31:44,605 --> 01:31:45,730
Don't lie to me, I'm warning you.

2165
01:31:45,813 --> 01:31:47,730
You don't look good behaving like a goon.

2166
01:31:49,605 --> 01:31:50,563
Fine then.

2167
01:31:51,021 --> 01:31:53,230
Looks like we'll need
an actual goon for this job.

2168
01:31:53,313 --> 01:31:54,188
Leave it to me.

2169
01:31:54,938 --> 01:31:57,188
I'm on the way.

2170
01:31:59,105 --> 01:32:00,646
Oh no, I hit someone's car.

2171
01:32:02,771 --> 01:32:04,646
People have no shame.

2172
01:32:05,271 --> 01:32:06,813
Who parks like that?

2173
01:32:09,271 --> 01:32:12,563
Which idiot parked this
car on the side like this?

2174
01:32:12,771 --> 01:32:14,605
If it was parked in the middle
at least people would notice it.

2175
01:32:14,688 --> 01:32:16,771
He's parked it on the side.

2176
01:32:16,813 --> 01:32:18,313
I'm fixing this person right now.

2177
01:32:18,396 --> 01:32:19,813
I'll kill you, you idiot!

2178
01:32:20,021 --> 01:32:22,563
He's huge.

2179
01:32:31,521 --> 01:32:32,480
I'll shoot!

2180
01:32:32,730 --> 01:32:33,855
Go ahead, shoot.

2181
01:32:34,063 --> 01:32:35,105
Brother...

2182
01:32:35,188 --> 01:32:38,021
If you want to fight,
fight with equal weapons.

2183
01:32:38,105 --> 01:32:40,021
You've got something that big,
mine's only this small.

2184
01:32:40,688 --> 01:32:41,605
This is not fair.

2185
01:32:41,688 --> 01:32:42,813
There, I dropped mine too.

2186
01:32:43,230 --> 01:32:43,938
Now shoot.

2187
01:32:44,813 --> 01:32:45,855
Go on, shoot.

2188
01:32:46,188 --> 01:32:47,646
You'll start bleeding, brother.

2189
01:32:47,730 --> 01:32:49,438
I'll bandage it up.
Shoot.

2190
01:32:49,521 --> 01:32:52,355
According to your size,
a lot more than blood's going to come out.

2191
01:32:52,438 --> 01:32:54,771
Shoot already or I'll twist your ears off.

2192
01:32:54,855 --> 01:32:56,063
Why turn this into a physical fight?

2193
01:32:56,146 --> 01:32:57,813
Curse all you want instead.

2194
01:32:57,896 --> 01:32:59,896
Be a brother and let me go.

2195
01:33:00,146 --> 01:33:01,646
One second, I'll show you now.

2196
01:33:05,146 --> 01:33:06,480
Brother is calling.

2197
01:33:06,771 --> 01:33:07,646
Answer it.

2198
01:33:08,313 --> 01:33:08,980
Hello?

2199
01:33:09,063 --> 01:33:10,813
Hello Rinku!

2200
01:33:11,021 --> 01:33:11,938
Yes, brother?

2201
01:33:12,396 --> 01:33:14,313
A few men are troubling me,
get here fast!

2202
01:33:14,396 --> 01:33:15,688
Men? It's just one guy.

2203
01:33:15,771 --> 01:33:18,396
You've got the muscle
of ten men in one man, brother.

2204
01:33:18,605 --> 01:33:20,605
Hello? Hurry up, I got into a fight!

2205
01:33:20,688 --> 01:33:21,563
Can't come, brother.

2206
01:33:21,646 --> 01:33:22,896
You sister-in-law's cooking.

2207
01:33:22,980 --> 01:33:25,813
Once the gas cylinder is free,
we'll hook it to the car and come.

2208
01:33:25,896 --> 01:33:28,980
Just keep two cylinders at home!
How many times do I have to tell you?

2209
01:33:29,063 --> 01:33:31,230
While your wife's making rotis there,

2210
01:33:31,313 --> 01:33:32,813
people will be turning me black
and blue here.

2211
01:33:33,063 --> 01:33:34,105
- So you're not coming?
- Sorry, brother.

2212
01:33:34,188 --> 01:33:36,188
Fine. One minute. Don't leave.

2213
01:33:36,396 --> 01:33:37,646
Don't run away.

2214
01:33:38,063 --> 01:33:39,105
Tinku!

2215
01:33:39,355 --> 01:33:40,355
Yes, brother?

2216
01:33:40,396 --> 01:33:41,980
Hurry up,
and come here, I got into a fight!

2217
01:33:42,021 --> 01:33:44,938
I'm teaching your sister-in-law
how to ride a cycle.

2218
01:33:45,021 --> 01:33:48,396
You don't look good running behind her.

2219
01:33:48,563 --> 01:33:50,271
Our fear rules the marketplace.

2220
01:33:50,355 --> 01:33:53,021
After Rehman Dakait,
we are the greatest gangsters.

2221
01:33:53,105 --> 01:33:56,438
Sorry brother,
can we schedule the fight for tomorrow?

2222
01:33:56,521 --> 01:33:57,771
I'll be damned.

2223
01:33:58,396 --> 01:33:59,313
Even this idiot's busy.

2224
01:33:59,396 --> 01:34:01,105
Give me a minute.
Don't run away.

2225
01:34:02,021 --> 01:34:03,146
Simmi!

2226
01:34:05,855 --> 01:34:07,105
Brother's calling me!

2227
01:34:08,230 --> 01:34:09,438
- Hello, brother!
- Hello!

2228
01:34:09,521 --> 01:34:11,646
Renu! Hurry up.

2229
01:34:11,896 --> 01:34:12,813
I'm in trouble.

2230
01:34:12,896 --> 01:34:14,605
Can't come, brother.

2231
01:34:14,688 --> 01:34:17,730
My sister went to sewing
class and locked the house.

2232
01:34:17,813 --> 01:34:19,396
Break the lock then!

2233
01:34:19,480 --> 01:34:20,480
How do I break it?

2234
01:34:20,563 --> 01:34:22,313
I'm inside and the lock's outside.

2235
01:34:22,396 --> 01:34:23,771
So you're not coming either?

2236
01:34:23,855 --> 01:34:25,480
NO, I can't.

2237
01:34:26,271 --> 01:34:27,313
Forget it, brother.

2238
01:34:27,396 --> 01:34:28,646
What's even the point of fighting anyway?

2239
01:34:28,771 --> 01:34:32,730
By God, if they repeat this mistake again,
then watch.

2240
01:34:33,105 --> 01:34:33,938
Let me make one mistake.

2241
01:34:34,021 --> 01:34:34,938
What mistake?

2242
01:34:35,855 --> 01:34:39,855
Whenever I call you guys,
show up quickly.

2243
01:34:39,938 --> 01:34:40,688
Okay.

2244
01:34:40,771 --> 01:34:42,813
- There were 20-25 people.
- Okay.

2245
01:34:43,230 --> 01:34:45,313
If it were only 5-7,
I'd have handled them alone.

2246
01:34:45,396 --> 01:34:46,063
Yes.

2247
01:34:46,188 --> 01:34:47,605
- Brother?
- Yeah?

2248
01:34:47,771 --> 01:34:49,813
His daughters are having an affair.

2249
01:34:49,938 --> 01:34:51,188
- Whose daughters?
- His daughters?

2250
01:34:51,271 --> 01:34:52,230
His daughters?

2251
01:34:52,313 --> 01:34:54,730
No no, not my daughters.

2252
01:34:54,938 --> 01:34:57,521
My daughter's in-laws' daughters-in-law.

2253
01:34:58,605 --> 01:35:00,438
We need to get them out to the way.

2254
01:35:01,563 --> 01:35:02,896
I'll be damned.

2255
01:35:03,438 --> 01:35:05,230
These daughters-in-law look like men.

2256
01:35:05,271 --> 01:35:07,105
Oh, my God!
What's happening to this country?

2257
01:35:07,188 --> 01:35:09,188
No, they are the daughters-in-law
I'm talking about.

2258
01:35:09,480 --> 01:35:12,813
They are the guys they
are having affairs with.

2259
01:35:12,896 --> 01:35:13,480
Oh!

2260
01:35:13,563 --> 01:35:16,438
This one's having an affair with her.

2261
01:35:16,480 --> 01:35:17,563
Got it.

2262
01:35:17,646 --> 01:35:19,730
And this one's having an affair with her.

2263
01:35:19,813 --> 01:35:20,938
Got it too.

2264
01:35:21,063 --> 01:35:22,063
Now tell me...

2265
01:35:22,605 --> 01:35:24,188
should we do half murder or full murder?

2266
01:35:24,230 --> 01:35:26,396
Brother, remember we got to
go to the chicken shop this evening.

2267
01:35:26,480 --> 01:35:27,230
Oh yes.

2268
01:35:27,313 --> 01:35:28,688
No, don't kill them.

2269
01:35:28,771 --> 01:35:35,438
Just beat them up so badly that they
never dare look at another woman again.

2270
01:35:35,521 --> 01:35:40,938
Uncle, I swear to God,
if they crosses paths with us,

2271
01:35:41,021 --> 01:35:44,355
they might look at another
woman for once,

2272
01:35:44,438 --> 01:35:46,271
but they won't be able to touch them.

2273
01:35:46,355 --> 01:35:48,396
Brother's word is carved in stone.

2274
01:35:48,480 --> 01:35:49,771
- Yes.
- Absolutely.

2275
01:35:49,938 --> 01:35:51,146
Got it?

2276
01:35:52,021 --> 01:35:55,188
He's standing there
eating sweet golgappas.

2277
01:35:55,271 --> 01:35:57,271
How do you know they are sweet?

2278
01:35:57,355 --> 01:35:58,605
I just know.

2279
01:35:59,021 --> 01:36:00,313
Come on boys... attack!

2280
01:36:02,896 --> 01:36:04,813
There they are, brother.
Stop the car.

2281
01:36:05,021 --> 01:36:05,855
Grab him!

2282
01:36:05,938 --> 01:36:07,438
- Let's go!
- How dare you trouble women!

2283
01:36:07,521 --> 01:36:08,480
Brother!

2284
01:36:08,563 --> 01:36:09,563
No problem.

2285
01:36:09,646 --> 01:36:11,480
We were going to drink
the golgappa water anyway.

2286
01:36:11,563 --> 01:36:12,896
What difference does
it make if he feeds us some?

2287
01:36:12,980 --> 01:36:13,480
Wait...

2288
01:36:13,563 --> 01:36:14,563
How dare you romance with her!

2289
01:36:14,646 --> 01:36:16,896
We're going to teach you a lesson today.

2290
01:36:16,980 --> 01:36:18,271
Why are you beating him?!

2291
01:36:18,355 --> 01:36:20,646
He keeps having affairs other
people's wives and daughters.

2292
01:36:20,730 --> 01:36:22,813
We're going to teach him a lesson today.

2293
01:36:22,896 --> 01:36:24,063
Take him away.

2294
01:36:24,146 --> 01:36:25,563
But where are you taking him?

2295
01:36:25,646 --> 01:36:26,771
We're taking him with us.

2296
01:36:27,105 --> 01:36:30,271
But remember, if you call the police...

2297
01:36:30,521 --> 01:36:31,521
You know what this is?

2298
01:36:31,605 --> 01:36:32,438
Flour?

2299
01:36:32,688 --> 01:36:33,813
Not flour, hashish!

2300
01:36:33,896 --> 01:36:35,646
Why would anyone roam
around carrying flour pouches?

2301
01:36:35,730 --> 01:36:37,396
That comes in huge sacks, sister.

2302
01:36:37,480 --> 01:36:39,480
If you call the police...

2303
01:36:39,896 --> 01:36:41,188
Tell her what will happen.

2304
01:36:41,271 --> 01:36:43,730
We'll plant a fake drugs case
on him and throw him in jail, sister.

2305
01:36:43,813 --> 01:36:45,021
- Don't complain later.
- Yes, exactly.

2306
01:36:45,105 --> 01:36:46,813
Alright boys, take him away.

2307
01:36:46,896 --> 01:36:47,730
Bye sister!

2308
01:36:47,813 --> 01:36:49,688
You think you're some great loverboy, huh?

2309
01:36:49,771 --> 01:36:50,563
Okay, bye-bye.

2310
01:36:53,188 --> 01:36:55,771
- A fancy dancer...
- Grab him! Grab him!

2311
01:36:55,855 --> 01:36:58,605
Grab him! Grab him!

2312
01:36:58,730 --> 01:36:59,230
What are you doing?

2313
01:36:59,313 --> 01:37:00,688
Can't you see we're beating him up!

2314
01:37:00,771 --> 01:37:02,438
What did I even do?!

2315
01:37:02,521 --> 01:37:03,563
Why are you hitting him?

2316
01:37:03,646 --> 01:37:05,646
You are having affairs
with other people's women!

2317
01:37:05,730 --> 01:37:07,230
Who did I have an affair with?

2318
01:37:07,605 --> 01:37:08,521
Should I tell you?

2319
01:37:08,605 --> 01:37:09,813
Should I twist your ears and remind you?

2320
01:37:09,855 --> 01:37:11,355
Should I remind you?

2321
01:37:11,438 --> 01:37:13,146
Police! Police!

2322
01:37:13,230 --> 01:37:14,396
She's threatening us with the police.

2323
01:37:14,480 --> 01:37:15,396
Wait a minute.

2324
01:37:16,188 --> 01:37:17,188
Tell me what is this...

2325
01:37:17,271 --> 01:37:18,188
Semolina?

2326
01:37:18,271 --> 01:37:18,938
No.

2327
01:37:19,021 --> 01:37:20,146
Come out of the kitchen first.

2328
01:37:20,230 --> 01:37:21,688
Should I give you a clue?

2329
01:37:21,771 --> 01:37:25,688
Whoever gets caught with this
gets taken to the police station?

2330
01:37:25,771 --> 01:37:26,480
Poppy seeds?

2331
01:37:26,563 --> 01:37:27,563
Not poppy seeds, idiot.

2332
01:37:27,646 --> 01:37:29,230
No one gets arrested for
being in possession of poppy seeds.

2333
01:37:29,313 --> 01:37:31,646
Otherwise every grocery
shop owner would be in jail.

2334
01:37:32,605 --> 01:37:33,980
It's hashish.

2335
01:37:34,021 --> 01:37:34,730
What?

2336
01:37:34,813 --> 01:37:36,438
Original hashish.

2337
01:37:36,938 --> 01:37:38,938
If you inform the police,

2338
01:37:39,021 --> 01:37:42,480
I'll slap a drugs case
on him and get him locked up.

2339
01:37:42,605 --> 01:37:43,521
Throw him inside.

2340
01:37:43,605 --> 01:37:44,355
- Move it.
- Get in.

2341
01:37:44,438 --> 01:37:45,938
- Get in.
- Move it.

2342
01:37:46,021 --> 01:37:47,521
- Move it.
- Get in.

2343
01:37:47,646 --> 01:37:50,188
Let's go. Let's go. Let's go.

2344
01:37:54,146 --> 01:37:55,188
Greetings, Uncle!

2345
01:37:56,105 --> 01:37:59,855
Son, I did a huge favour
to your family today.

2346
01:37:59,938 --> 01:38:00,938
How so?

2347
01:38:01,021 --> 01:38:02,646
I'll explain everything when I come over.

2348
01:38:02,730 --> 01:38:04,521
I won't survive the suspense.

2349
01:38:04,605 --> 01:38:05,855
Please tell me.

2350
01:38:05,938 --> 01:38:09,230
I got both your sisters-in-law's
lovers kidnapped.

2351
01:38:10,480 --> 01:38:12,521
I'll explain the rest once I get home.

2352
01:38:12,605 --> 01:38:14,396
Uncle, you've told the whole story.

2353
01:38:14,480 --> 01:38:15,646
What have you done!

2354
01:38:15,730 --> 01:38:16,688
Why? What's wrong?

2355
01:38:16,771 --> 01:38:19,355
Were those guys planning to
settle down with your sisters-in-law?

2356
01:38:19,480 --> 01:38:22,105
But Uncle, why did you
take the law into your own hands?

2357
01:38:22,188 --> 01:38:27,146
Son, fathers who want
to marry off their daughters

2358
01:38:27,563 --> 01:38:29,563
don't look at their own
hands before dirtying them.

2359
01:38:29,771 --> 01:38:33,813
Now just watch how
they come back on track.

2360
01:38:33,896 --> 01:38:35,771
Uncle? Hello!

2361
01:38:36,146 --> 01:38:37,896
Oh, my dear friend Pakkhu!

2362
01:38:38,605 --> 01:38:39,438
Jass!

2363
01:38:39,521 --> 01:38:40,438
Goldie!

2364
01:38:40,563 --> 01:38:41,480
Jass!

2365
01:38:43,063 --> 01:38:44,563
- Sir!
- Jass!

2366
01:38:44,938 --> 01:38:46,271
Pakkhu and Nattha got kidnapped?

2367
01:38:46,605 --> 01:38:47,771
How do you know?

2368
01:38:47,896 --> 01:38:48,813
How do you know about this?

2369
01:38:49,480 --> 01:38:51,230
Because the goon who kidnapped them...

2370
01:38:51,313 --> 01:38:52,938
was my respected father-in-law.

2371
01:38:53,021 --> 01:38:54,188
- What?!
- What?!

2372
01:38:54,271 --> 01:38:56,271
Disgusting!
You're marrying into a family of thugs?

2373
01:38:56,355 --> 01:38:58,146
And what kind of family
did you get married into?

2374
01:38:58,230 --> 01:38:58,896
Mind your own business.

2375
01:38:58,980 --> 01:39:00,146
But why did they do this?

2376
01:39:00,188 --> 01:39:01,771
- Because...
- Tell her!

2377
01:39:01,938 --> 01:39:03,438
- Well...
- Tell her! She asked you a question.

2378
01:39:03,521 --> 01:39:04,271
She's standing right here asking.

2379
01:39:04,313 --> 01:39:05,896
Let me speak first.

2380
01:39:07,521 --> 01:39:11,563
Because I told him that you are his wife.

2381
01:39:12,396 --> 01:39:14,021
And you are Honey's wife.

2382
01:39:14,480 --> 01:39:15,980
What new mess is this now?!

2383
01:39:16,105 --> 01:39:21,605
In Amreek Singh's eyes, she's your wife,
but her affair's with Pakkhu.

2384
01:39:21,688 --> 01:39:24,730
And she's Honey's wife,
but her affair's with Chappu.

2385
01:39:24,813 --> 01:39:25,521
With Nattha!

2386
01:39:25,605 --> 01:39:26,396
Yes, whatever.

2387
01:39:26,480 --> 01:39:28,355
So, that social worker
kidnapped both of them!

2388
01:39:28,438 --> 01:39:29,980
You're getting married
to a social worker's daughter?

2389
01:39:30,021 --> 01:39:32,230
One minute you call him a thug,
the next minute a social worker.

2390
01:39:32,313 --> 01:39:33,646
I've got to marry someone eventually!

2391
01:39:33,813 --> 01:39:35,063
I'm calling the police.

2392
01:39:35,146 --> 01:39:36,021
Please wait.

2393
01:39:36,105 --> 01:39:37,146
Don't call the police.

2394
01:39:37,230 --> 01:39:39,021
Otherwise I won't be
able to get married to Reet,

2395
01:39:39,105 --> 01:39:41,646
and your Pakkha and Chappu
won't be coming back either.

2396
01:39:41,730 --> 01:39:42,771
- Nattha.
- Whatever.

2397
01:39:42,855 --> 01:39:43,896
I won't play this game.

2398
01:39:43,980 --> 01:39:45,313
- You won't.
- No.

2399
01:39:45,480 --> 01:39:46,521
Fine then.

2400
01:39:46,605 --> 01:39:48,313
I'll arrange someone from outside.

2401
01:39:49,355 --> 01:39:50,521
Hey Siri!

2402
01:39:51,021 --> 01:39:54,146
Siri, I'm trapped in a huge problem.

2403
01:39:54,438 --> 01:39:58,438
Tell me the name of someone
talented enough to get me out of it.

2404
01:39:59,063 --> 01:40:00,438
How about Goldie?

2405
01:40:06,730 --> 01:40:08,521
Looks like having
a talent is also a crime.

2406
01:40:09,480 --> 01:40:10,563
No problem, little brother.

2407
01:40:11,771 --> 01:40:12,563
I'll help you out.

2408
01:40:12,646 --> 01:40:14,646
But what are we even supposed to do?

2409
01:40:19,480 --> 01:40:20,521
Jass, my boy!

2410
01:40:20,605 --> 01:40:21,355
He is here.

2411
01:40:21,438 --> 01:40:23,438
- Go, get to work.
- Yes?

2412
01:40:23,521 --> 01:40:24,563
- Run!
- Honey!

2413
01:40:25,396 --> 01:40:27,021
I'm never going to leave you now.

2414
01:40:27,105 --> 01:40:28,105
Guess who am I!

2415
01:40:29,355 --> 01:40:30,105
Sonu?

2416
01:40:30,188 --> 01:40:31,105
I'm not Sonu.

2417
01:40:31,396 --> 01:40:32,355
Rajesh Khanna?

2418
01:40:33,188 --> 01:40:34,063
I am Sonu.

2419
01:40:35,896 --> 01:40:39,605
I love you!

2420
01:40:40,230 --> 01:40:41,980
I made a huge mistake.

2421
01:40:42,021 --> 01:40:43,730
I'll never leave you again.

2422
01:40:43,813 --> 01:40:45,021
You love me that much?

2423
01:40:45,105 --> 01:40:46,563
I love you, I love you, Goldie.

2424
01:40:46,646 --> 01:40:47,980
I love you so much.

2425
01:40:48,063 --> 01:40:49,313
Thank God. Thank God.

2426
01:40:50,980 --> 01:40:54,438
I love you, Goldie.
I love you so much.

2427
01:40:59,396 --> 01:41:00,980
Have some shame!

2428
01:41:03,105 --> 01:41:04,855
Who was that?

2429
01:41:05,313 --> 01:41:05,896
She's my...

2430
01:41:05,980 --> 01:41:08,396
- My...
- Not mine... our...

2431
01:41:09,021 --> 01:41:09,938
Our sister.

2432
01:41:10,021 --> 01:41:11,896
Then why did she storm
off angry like that?

2433
01:41:13,105 --> 01:41:15,896
When brothers and sisters-in-law patch up,

2434
01:41:16,313 --> 01:41:19,105
the sisters stop getting attention.

2435
01:41:19,146 --> 01:41:20,938
That's why she got upset seeing all that.

2436
01:41:21,021 --> 01:41:21,688
Disgusting!

2437
01:41:21,771 --> 01:41:24,188
I'm going to send a message
to your father-in-law.

2438
01:41:24,355 --> 01:41:26,188
Daddy please, don't send any message.

2439
01:41:26,271 --> 01:41:27,230
Give me my phone back.

2440
01:41:27,355 --> 01:41:28,271
Daddy, please give it back.

2441
01:41:28,355 --> 01:41:29,438
We'll buy you a new one.

2442
01:41:29,521 --> 01:41:30,980
I'll beat you idiots!

2443
01:41:31,355 --> 01:41:32,855
What did you think?

2444
01:41:33,396 --> 01:41:35,355
Just because nobody can hear my voice...

2445
01:41:35,605 --> 01:41:37,688
I can't send my message
across that person?

2446
01:41:38,105 --> 01:41:39,230
Listen to this message.

2447
01:41:39,646 --> 01:41:40,646
"Uncle Amreek Singh."

2448
01:41:41,271 --> 01:41:44,146
"I'm Jass, A world-class fraud."

2449
01:41:44,396 --> 01:41:47,730
"I've told so many
lies just to marry Reet,"

2450
01:41:48,105 --> 01:41:51,438
"that if I were in Dubai, the sheikhs
would've cut my tongue off by now."

2451
01:41:51,521 --> 01:41:54,271
"I don't know why women never
survived in our house before."

2452
01:41:54,605 --> 01:41:55,688
"But one thing's for sure..."

2453
01:41:55,938 --> 01:41:58,021
"Reet won't survive
here because of my deeds."

2454
01:41:58,105 --> 01:41:59,396
Daddy, I'll be ruined.

2455
01:41:59,480 --> 01:42:01,438
Everything I worked for will go to waste.

2456
01:42:01,521 --> 01:42:03,521
You call this hard work?

2457
01:42:03,605 --> 01:42:05,855
In the spirit world they call this a scam.

2458
01:42:06,188 --> 01:42:07,271
I'm sending the message.

2459
01:42:07,646 --> 01:42:08,438
Daddy, please.

2460
01:42:08,480 --> 01:42:10,271
Consider this as my last mistake.

2461
01:42:10,355 --> 01:42:12,480
I told you to clear things up,

2462
01:42:12,605 --> 01:42:14,355
but you're still stacking lie upon lie.

2463
01:42:14,563 --> 01:42:18,188
Go to Amreek Singh like a man,
tell him the truth, and apologise.

2464
01:42:18,271 --> 01:42:20,396
Daddy, after the lies I've told him,

2465
01:42:20,480 --> 01:42:22,355
he's not forgiving me anytime soon.

2466
01:42:22,438 --> 01:42:23,855
I just need a little time.

2467
01:42:23,938 --> 01:42:26,063
I'll tell him everything honestly
as soon as I find the right moment.

2468
01:42:26,146 --> 01:42:27,021
Are two years enough?

2469
01:42:27,105 --> 01:42:28,188
Yes.

2470
01:42:31,313 --> 01:42:35,271
Wow, counsellor, today you proved
that the law's hands are indeed long.

2471
01:42:35,563 --> 01:42:37,396
But he is the one who made the mistake
who why are you slapping me instead?

2472
01:42:37,938 --> 01:42:39,271
I'll give you three days.

2473
01:42:39,646 --> 01:42:42,188
If you don't clear everything
up within three days...

2474
01:42:42,396 --> 01:42:45,521
Then on the fourth day, I'll personally
deliver that message to Amreek Singh.

2475
01:42:45,980 --> 01:42:47,313
You ungrateful, useless child!

2476
01:42:47,396 --> 01:42:48,605
How can anyone feel any pride?

2477
01:42:48,688 --> 01:42:50,896
You kept fooling your own old man,

2478
01:42:50,980 --> 01:42:52,855
now you're fooling
other people's old men too.

2479
01:42:54,063 --> 01:42:55,688
Uncle, you've seen it yourself now.

2480
01:42:55,771 --> 01:42:58,230
The daughters-in-law in
our house are completely fine.

2481
01:42:58,438 --> 01:43:01,063
Let's finalise the wedding
in the next two-three days.

2482
01:43:01,188 --> 01:43:03,230
Two-three days is too little, son.

2483
01:43:03,313 --> 01:43:06,980
My sisters-in-law got free from all
their affairs and now they're after me.

2484
01:43:07,021 --> 01:43:10,063
They're saying if Reet's
father refuses this marriage,

2485
01:43:10,146 --> 01:43:14,021
they'll find me some bombshell
bride from their maternal side instead.

2486
01:43:14,438 --> 01:43:17,105
Oh no, Daddy.
Why'd you free the sisters-in-law?!

2487
01:43:17,188 --> 01:43:18,230
Uncle, please heed my advice.

2488
01:43:18,313 --> 01:43:20,855
Let's wrap this wedding
up in two-three days.

2489
01:43:20,938 --> 01:43:24,271
Look son, your sisters-in-law
may be sorted now,

2490
01:43:24,355 --> 01:43:26,396
but your sister's deeply upset.

2491
01:43:26,896 --> 01:43:30,563
When the daughter of a house is unhappy,
it's considered inauspicious.

2492
01:43:30,646 --> 01:43:33,605
Maybe that's why there's
always chaos in your home.

2493
01:43:33,688 --> 01:43:37,521
We'll our convince sister
after the wedding, don't worry.

2494
01:43:37,980 --> 01:43:39,730
You'll get married
without your sister there?

2495
01:43:40,230 --> 01:43:42,105
Look, I'm ready for the wedding.

2496
01:43:42,438 --> 01:43:43,813
But I've got one condition.

2497
01:43:44,063 --> 01:43:45,521
Your sister and brother-in-law

2498
01:43:45,605 --> 01:43:49,521
should attend the wedding
with full respect and honour.

2499
01:43:50,938 --> 01:43:52,563
What are you thinking about now?

2500
01:43:53,813 --> 01:43:58,146
I was just thinking you'll unnecessarily
have to buy a ring for brother-in-law too.

2501
01:43:58,230 --> 01:44:01,605
Oh no, son, we'll gladly
give the gifts wherever necessary.

2502
01:44:01,730 --> 01:44:02,396
Right?

2503
01:44:02,480 --> 01:44:04,896
Just tell me your
brother-in-law's ring size.

2504
01:44:04,980 --> 01:44:05,688
Yes.

2505
01:44:05,730 --> 01:44:07,771
First let me find a brother-in-law,
then I'll get you the ring size too.

2506
01:44:07,938 --> 01:44:08,813
Huh?

2507
01:44:08,980 --> 01:44:10,355
I mean don't worry.

2508
01:44:10,438 --> 01:44:13,521
I guarantee that brother-in-law
will attend the wedding.

2509
01:44:14,230 --> 01:44:16,605
You just start the preparations.

2510
01:44:17,230 --> 01:44:18,396
Thank God.

2511
01:44:18,730 --> 01:44:22,105
Rosy, my brother, at least
tell us who are we having an affair.

2512
01:44:22,188 --> 01:44:23,313
Probably somewhere local.

2513
01:44:23,396 --> 01:44:24,980
You think you are good enough
to have an affair with someone in Thailand?

2514
01:44:25,063 --> 01:44:25,563
Right.

2515
01:44:25,646 --> 01:44:29,396
Let me be honest here,
I already have a girlfriend.

2516
01:44:29,480 --> 01:44:31,146
Why would I have an
affair with someone else?

2517
01:44:31,230 --> 01:44:32,688
I'm a married man, brother.

2518
01:44:32,771 --> 01:44:35,480
Married men are the ones
having the most affairs these days!

2519
01:44:35,563 --> 01:44:36,105
Yes.

2520
01:44:36,188 --> 01:44:39,646
Honestly, I can't even remember
who am I having an affair with.

2521
01:44:39,730 --> 01:44:41,230
- Should I give you a clue?
- Yes.

2522
01:44:41,355 --> 01:44:42,938
"Oh my beloved, oh my beloved..."

2523
01:44:43,021 --> 01:44:44,771
"We got married into the same house."

2524
01:44:44,896 --> 01:44:45,438
Guess.

2525
01:44:45,521 --> 01:44:46,980
Oh, I remember now!

2526
01:44:47,646 --> 01:44:49,188
Sargun mehta, Nimrat Khaira,
Saunkan Saunkne movie.

2527
01:44:49,313 --> 01:44:50,688
- Yes, yes, yes.
- Beat them up.

2528
01:44:50,771 --> 01:44:54,146
I only said "same house,"
not "married into the same person."

2529
01:44:54,230 --> 01:44:55,605
Wait, wait, wait.

2530
01:44:56,146 --> 01:44:59,938
Brother, at least tell us
who are we having an affair with.

2531
01:45:00,271 --> 01:45:02,438
Fine, I'll give you another clue.

2532
01:45:03,105 --> 01:45:06,980
"Listen my love, we're sisters-in-law."

2533
01:45:07,063 --> 01:45:08,730
Guess it.
Come on, this one's easy!

2534
01:45:10,188 --> 01:45:11,521
Anything coming to mind?

2535
01:45:12,813 --> 01:45:15,688
You guys are deliberately letting me win.

2536
01:45:15,771 --> 01:45:16,480
You are deliberately doing this.

2537
01:45:16,563 --> 01:45:17,271
Beat them up.

2538
01:45:17,355 --> 01:45:18,646
I'm done playing with you people.

2539
01:45:18,730 --> 01:45:19,980
I'm leaving.

2540
01:45:24,188 --> 01:45:25,021
Should we set it up here?

2541
01:45:25,105 --> 01:45:27,146
Yes this is fine.
We're finally outside Daddy's range now.

2542
01:45:27,230 --> 01:45:31,896
What if Daddy finds out all the lies we've
been feeding everyone at the wedding?

2543
01:45:32,355 --> 01:45:34,646
Then we'll hold the wedding
so far away from Daddy's range,

2544
01:45:34,730 --> 01:45:37,480
at some marriage palace
that he'll never know.

2545
01:45:37,563 --> 01:45:39,146
You monkey-faced idiot.

2546
01:45:40,271 --> 01:45:41,646
What are you two doing here?

2547
01:45:41,730 --> 01:45:44,646
Daddy... Amreek Singh
said yes to the wedding.

2548
01:45:44,855 --> 01:45:46,313
We were just talking about that.

2549
01:45:46,646 --> 01:45:47,938
Did you tell him the truth?

2550
01:45:48,313 --> 01:45:49,063
Yes.

2551
01:45:49,146 --> 01:45:50,230
And he still agreed?

2552
01:45:50,313 --> 01:45:51,188
Yes.

2553
01:45:51,438 --> 01:45:52,438
He agreed.

2554
01:45:52,521 --> 01:45:54,355
Your father-in-law's got no pride then.

2555
01:45:54,438 --> 01:45:56,105
Think again if you really
want to marry into that family.

2556
01:45:56,188 --> 01:45:58,146
I like people who have no pride.

2557
01:45:58,521 --> 01:45:59,730
So when's the big day?

2558
01:45:59,855 --> 01:46:02,688
Day after tomorrow, at Mehfil Resorts.

2559
01:46:02,771 --> 01:46:03,771
At a resort?

2560
01:46:03,855 --> 01:46:04,771
Why not at home?

2561
01:46:05,146 --> 01:46:08,313
Idiot, you very well know your father
can't step outside the house gate anymore.

2562
01:46:08,396 --> 01:46:10,271
So, you'll marry without
your father present?

2563
01:46:10,355 --> 01:46:12,313
Daddy, let us do the
wedding somewhere decent.

2564
01:46:12,438 --> 01:46:13,980
What are you even
going to do there anyway?

2565
01:46:14,063 --> 01:46:15,396
You're a spirit now.

2566
01:46:15,480 --> 01:46:16,813
It's not like you'll
show up in photographs.

2567
01:46:16,938 --> 01:46:18,063
Idiot!

2568
01:46:18,230 --> 01:46:20,355
A wedding is the union
of two souls too, isn't it?

2569
01:46:20,438 --> 01:46:22,230
What's the harm if a third soul shows up?

2570
01:46:22,396 --> 01:46:23,730
You ungrateful, useless child!

2571
01:46:23,813 --> 01:46:25,355
You are trying to get married
without your father there!

2572
01:46:25,480 --> 01:46:27,021
Daddy, what am I supposed
to tell the girl's family?

2573
01:46:27,146 --> 01:46:31,438
"I'm holding the wedding at home because
my dead father wants to attend it"?

2574
01:46:31,730 --> 01:46:33,646
Daddy, it looks awkward if ghosts
are wandering around at weddings.

2575
01:46:33,730 --> 01:46:34,646
It won't look good.

2576
01:46:34,730 --> 01:46:36,230
And don't roam outside at night like this.

2577
01:46:36,313 --> 01:46:37,521
Some witch might latch onto you.

2578
01:46:37,605 --> 01:46:40,271
Then little ghost babies will start running
around our house calling us "brother."

2579
01:46:40,355 --> 01:46:41,521
I'm going to beat you up.

2580
01:46:41,688 --> 01:46:42,813
Hit us. Go on.

2581
01:46:42,896 --> 01:46:43,980
Go ahead, finish us off today.

2582
01:46:44,063 --> 01:46:44,605
Goldie...

2583
01:46:44,688 --> 01:46:46,938
What?
He is always threating and abusing us.

2584
01:46:47,021 --> 01:46:48,563
Now even the neighbors
have started mocking us.

2585
01:46:48,646 --> 01:46:51,105
They say these boys get scared even
when there is no one in front of them.

2586
01:46:51,230 --> 01:46:53,063
Little brother, at least hear me out.

2587
01:46:53,146 --> 01:46:53,813
What now?

2588
01:46:53,896 --> 01:46:57,021
You've hit us more after
dying than you ever did while alive.

2589
01:46:57,105 --> 01:46:59,438
It's always Jass's fault but somehow
I'm the one getting dragged into it.

2590
01:46:59,521 --> 01:47:00,063
Goldie...

2591
01:47:00,146 --> 01:47:01,980
Forgive him, he's a family spirit.

2592
01:47:02,105 --> 01:47:03,855
Daddy, please go back
inside the photograph.

2593
01:47:04,021 --> 01:47:04,730
Fine then.

2594
01:47:04,813 --> 01:47:06,855
But come back quickly,
I get scared when I am alone.

2595
01:47:11,563 --> 01:47:13,896
I still don't understand where we're
supposed to find a brother-in-law from.

2596
01:47:14,521 --> 01:47:16,438
I've got this bachelor friend Jashan.

2597
01:47:16,605 --> 01:47:17,855
We'll invite him to the wedding

2598
01:47:17,938 --> 01:47:20,355
and show Reet's father
that he's our sister's husband.

2599
01:47:20,646 --> 01:47:22,146
Daljeet is our sister.

2600
01:47:22,230 --> 01:47:22,980
Forget it.

2601
01:47:23,021 --> 01:47:24,563
She's already annoyed
because of my nonsense.

2602
01:47:24,646 --> 01:47:25,896
This will just make her angrier.

2603
01:47:26,021 --> 01:47:26,480
Don't worry.

2604
01:47:26,563 --> 01:47:31,188
Once he sees the brother-in-law at the
wedding, he'll think everything's normal.

2605
01:47:31,355 --> 01:47:34,605
And we'll just say, "Sister's
at the beauty parlour. She's coming..."

2606
01:47:34,688 --> 01:47:35,938
"She's coming... she's almost here."

2607
01:47:36,438 --> 01:47:38,896
Look dear, this is your own fault.

2608
01:47:39,480 --> 01:47:42,355
He came two-three times to take
you back and you still didn't go with you.

2609
01:47:42,438 --> 01:47:44,271
Call the lawyer, brother.

2610
01:47:44,355 --> 01:47:45,646
I want to file a case against Goldie.

2611
01:47:45,980 --> 01:47:47,896
He got married again without divorcing me.

2612
01:47:48,063 --> 01:47:50,188
What proof do we have that he remarried?

2613
01:47:50,480 --> 01:47:51,771
You need proof in court.

2614
01:47:51,855 --> 01:47:54,730
I say just take the
kid and go to his house.

2615
01:47:54,855 --> 01:47:58,563
Show Goldie the child, make him emotional,
and pull him back to your side.

2616
01:47:58,646 --> 01:48:00,855
You think seeing the
child will make him emotional?

2617
01:48:01,063 --> 01:48:04,605
Dear, women have kids to
emotionally blackmail their fathers.

2618
01:48:04,730 --> 01:48:06,896
Make a slightly sad face, son.

2619
01:48:08,855 --> 01:48:10,063
A little more.

2620
01:48:11,730 --> 01:48:12,855
Little more, son.

2621
01:48:12,938 --> 01:48:15,438
That's enough, Gramps,
otherwise people will think someone died.

2622
01:48:15,521 --> 01:48:16,771
Let's go before I forget.

2623
01:48:28,230 --> 01:48:30,313
Mom, I can't see anyone around.

2624
01:48:31,313 --> 01:48:33,480
Yes. They must be inside.

2625
01:48:34,813 --> 01:48:36,896
Goldie! Goldie!

2626
01:48:37,188 --> 01:48:39,480
Son, we here came to fix the relationship.

2627
01:48:39,938 --> 01:48:41,105
Daddy!

2628
01:48:41,605 --> 01:48:42,730
Daddy!

2629
01:48:43,896 --> 01:48:45,063
Daddy!

2630
01:48:46,896 --> 01:48:48,021
Daddy!

2631
01:48:49,646 --> 01:48:50,688
Daddy!

2632
01:48:51,271 --> 01:48:52,313
My boy's here.

2633
01:48:54,063 --> 01:48:54,938
Grandpa!

2634
01:48:55,105 --> 01:48:57,313
Yes son, your grandpa.

2635
01:48:57,396 --> 01:48:58,563
How is this possible?

2636
01:48:58,730 --> 01:49:00,230
How can you come back?

2637
01:49:00,896 --> 01:49:04,813
How could I stay away when
my son is suffering this much?

2638
01:49:05,271 --> 01:49:06,355
Grandpa!

2639
01:49:09,188 --> 01:49:12,146
Everything fell apart after you left.

2640
01:49:13,855 --> 01:49:15,188
I'm back now.

2641
01:49:15,646 --> 01:49:17,896
I'll turn these people into
proper men before I leave again.

2642
01:49:17,980 --> 01:49:20,396
Then call Daddy and teach him a lesson.

2643
01:49:20,480 --> 01:49:22,271
Didn't they all go to Jass's wedding?

2644
01:49:22,355 --> 01:49:23,355
Uncle's getting married?

2645
01:49:23,438 --> 01:49:24,438
He didn't invite you?

2646
01:49:24,688 --> 01:49:25,480
No.

2647
01:49:25,563 --> 01:49:26,438
You didn't go either?

2648
01:49:26,521 --> 01:49:29,521
Son, I can't step outside the gate.

2649
01:49:29,730 --> 01:49:31,813
If you can come down from
the heavens when I called,

2650
01:49:31,896 --> 01:49:33,230
you can certainly cross the gate.

2651
01:49:33,313 --> 01:49:34,938
Come, I'll take you along.

2652
01:49:35,355 --> 01:49:36,063
Come with me.

2653
01:49:43,771 --> 01:49:46,563
Daljeet, dear...
how is this scooter moving on its own?

2654
01:49:46,646 --> 01:49:47,813
No idea, Daddy.

2655
01:49:47,896 --> 01:49:48,730
Let's follow it.

2656
01:49:48,813 --> 01:49:50,021
- Shinda!
- Let's go!

2657
01:49:55,646 --> 01:49:57,855
I'm going to make
these idiots dance today.

2658
01:50:07,855 --> 01:50:13,188
The boys all praise my outfits
when I walk through the bazaar,

2659
01:50:13,271 --> 01:50:18,188
Quit trying so hard,
boy, you won't get very far.

2660
01:50:18,605 --> 01:50:23,938
Cameras fire like bullets
wherever this girl sways,

2661
01:50:24,021 --> 01:50:29,188
Cameras fire like bullets
wherever this girl sways,

2662
01:50:29,230 --> 01:50:32,021
She keeps singing songs
that set the night on fire,

2663
01:50:32,271 --> 01:50:34,521
She keeps singing songs
that set the night on fire,

2664
01:50:34,605 --> 01:50:37,563
She dances like a livewire.

2665
01:50:37,646 --> 01:50:39,021
Bullets...

2666
01:50:39,855 --> 01:50:45,230
Cameras fire like bullets
wherever this girl sways,

2667
01:50:45,313 --> 01:50:50,563
Cameras fire like bullets
wherever this girl sways,

2668
01:50:50,646 --> 01:50:55,480
My eyes love flirting, I can't help it.

2669
01:50:55,771 --> 01:51:00,688
They keep slaying boys, I can't help it.

2670
01:51:11,896 --> 01:51:17,230
Her pure silk veil
keeps flying in the air,

2671
01:51:17,313 --> 01:51:22,605
Her anklets ring so loud, it's become
the talk of the town everywhere.

2672
01:51:22,646 --> 01:51:27,938
Her pure silk veil
keeps flying in the air,

2673
01:51:28,021 --> 01:51:33,188
Her anklets ring so loud, it's become
the talk of the town everywhere.

2674
01:51:33,230 --> 01:51:36,105
She wears a
Punjabi jutti on her feet,

2675
01:51:36,188 --> 01:51:38,563
She wears a
Punjabi jutti on her feet,

2676
01:51:38,646 --> 01:51:41,563
And she dances with swagger
in every beat.

2677
01:51:41,605 --> 01:51:43,396
Bullets...

2678
01:51:54,563 --> 01:51:59,480
Her eyes love flirting, I can't help it.

2679
01:51:59,813 --> 01:52:04,688
They keep slaying boys,
and she says I can't help it.

2680
01:52:05,188 --> 01:52:10,521
I'm scared to tell you
what my heart's been through,

2681
01:52:10,605 --> 01:52:15,521
I get nervous sitting anywhere near you.

2682
01:52:15,938 --> 01:52:18,855
She keeps singing songs
that set the night on fire,

2683
01:52:18,938 --> 01:52:21,146
She keeps singing songs
that set the night on fire,

2684
01:52:21,230 --> 01:52:24,105
She dances like a livewire.

2685
01:52:24,188 --> 01:52:25,688
Bullets...

2686
01:52:26,605 --> 01:52:32,146
Cameras fire like bullets
wherever this girl sways,

2687
01:52:32,230 --> 01:52:37,480
Cameras fire like bullets
wherever this girl sways.

2688
01:53:02,563 --> 01:53:04,271
- Reet, tell your father it's time
we exchanged our vows. - Son...

2689
01:53:04,438 --> 01:53:04,938
Son...

2690
01:53:04,980 --> 01:53:09,563
Your sister and brother-in-law are here?

2691
01:53:10,021 --> 01:53:11,521
They're on the way.

2692
01:53:11,605 --> 01:53:13,605
I say we should go ahead
with the wedding.

2693
01:53:13,813 --> 01:53:16,980
If they are too late,
we'll just ask for blessings on WhatsApp.

2694
01:53:17,063 --> 01:53:19,605
Then I'll send your daughter
to you on WhatsApp too.

2695
01:53:19,688 --> 01:53:21,980
Your daughter already sent
me enough things on WhatsApp.

2696
01:53:22,063 --> 01:53:22,563
What?

2697
01:53:22,646 --> 01:53:23,771
Nothing bad.

2698
01:53:23,813 --> 01:53:25,230
You can check my phone.

2699
01:53:26,021 --> 01:53:28,063
Now I'll only send my daughter away

2700
01:53:28,146 --> 01:53:31,021
once your sister and brother-in-law
show up at the wedding.

2701
01:53:31,271 --> 01:53:32,021
They'll come.

2702
01:53:32,105 --> 01:53:32,938
They definitely will.

2703
01:53:33,021 --> 01:53:33,855
Jass!

2704
01:53:34,230 --> 01:53:35,146
Yes, Goldie?

2705
01:53:35,188 --> 01:53:35,771
Jass!

2706
01:53:35,855 --> 01:53:37,980
Coming! Coming!

2707
01:53:38,063 --> 01:53:40,813
Honey is creating a scene asking
why you people didn't invite Sonu.

2708
01:53:40,896 --> 01:53:43,563
Just make him drink alcohol and dump him

2709
01:53:43,646 --> 01:53:45,730
in some corner like
the other wedding guests.

2710
01:53:45,771 --> 01:53:46,896
This means...

2711
01:53:47,146 --> 01:53:48,480
we'll definitely have
to find some corner for him.

2712
01:53:48,563 --> 01:53:49,146
Yes.

2713
01:53:49,230 --> 01:53:50,938
Look Goldie, my brother,

2714
01:53:51,021 --> 01:53:52,605
you're like a machine when
it comes to getting people killed.

2715
01:53:53,021 --> 01:53:54,730
Do something about my father-in-law.

2716
01:53:54,896 --> 01:53:56,730
He's making life difficult too.

2717
01:53:57,855 --> 01:53:59,063
What does he like?

2718
01:53:59,438 --> 01:54:01,563
He likes everything except me.

2719
01:54:01,896 --> 01:54:02,980
He doesn't even drink.

2720
01:54:03,021 --> 01:54:04,480
How are we supposed to get him drunk?

2721
01:54:05,063 --> 01:54:06,396
Does he like laxatives?

2722
01:54:15,688 --> 01:54:16,855
Greetings.

2723
01:54:16,938 --> 01:54:18,271
Here, have some cold drink.

2724
01:54:20,105 --> 01:54:22,021
Cold stuff hurts my throat.

2725
01:54:22,105 --> 01:54:22,896
I'm standing right here.

2726
01:54:22,980 --> 01:54:23,980
I won't let anyone grab your throat.

2727
01:54:25,146 --> 01:54:25,980
Have it, please.

2728
01:54:26,063 --> 01:54:27,771
Come on now.
Have it.

2729
01:54:29,771 --> 01:54:31,896
No, let me give it to you.

2730
01:54:32,480 --> 01:54:33,563
Here, this one has less of it.

2731
01:54:33,646 --> 01:54:34,563
You don't drink a lot, do you?

2732
01:54:45,521 --> 01:54:46,896
Where's your brother-in-law?

2733
01:54:46,980 --> 01:54:50,396
Just wait for five minute and
all your questions will be answered.

2734
01:54:52,188 --> 01:54:53,188
He'll be here son.

2735
01:54:53,271 --> 01:54:54,896
There... there comes our brother-in-law.

2736
01:55:07,188 --> 01:55:08,813
Hi, Jashan!

2737
01:55:08,896 --> 01:55:10,563
Congratulations, brother! Congratulations!

2738
01:55:10,646 --> 01:55:11,730
Thank you, thank you.

2739
01:55:11,813 --> 01:55:12,646
Greetings.

2740
01:55:12,730 --> 01:55:13,646
Who is she?

2741
01:55:14,105 --> 01:55:15,105
Your sister-in-law.

2742
01:55:16,188 --> 01:55:17,521
I invited only you.

2743
01:55:17,605 --> 01:55:18,688
Why'd you bring her too?

2744
01:55:18,771 --> 01:55:20,480
What an ill-mannered friend you have!

2745
01:55:20,605 --> 01:55:24,230
No Sister-in-law,
actually he never told me he got married.

2746
01:55:24,313 --> 01:55:27,146
Whether I told you or not,
you can't talk to her like this.

2747
01:55:27,480 --> 01:55:28,396
Come on, let's leave.

2748
01:55:28,480 --> 01:55:29,563
We didn't come here to get insulted.

2749
01:55:29,646 --> 01:55:31,021
No, Jashan!

2750
01:55:31,105 --> 01:55:34,438
Look brother, from today
onward you'll get full respect here.

2751
01:55:34,521 --> 01:55:36,063
You'll get respected like
brother-in-law is respected.

2752
01:55:36,146 --> 01:55:37,021
Really sorry.

2753
01:55:37,105 --> 01:55:37,896
Jass!

2754
01:55:39,271 --> 01:55:40,146
Jass!

2755
01:55:40,230 --> 01:55:41,188
Yes?

2756
01:55:42,980 --> 01:55:44,396
This is my father-in-law.

2757
01:55:44,521 --> 01:55:45,355
Greetings.

2758
01:55:45,438 --> 01:55:47,563
Greetings, Brother-in-law.

2759
01:55:48,646 --> 01:55:50,521
See the respect he gave you?

2760
01:55:52,230 --> 01:55:57,730
The real beauty of life
lies is families staying together.

2761
01:55:57,813 --> 01:55:59,396
That's what I always say, son,

2762
01:55:59,480 --> 01:56:02,146
that no matter however
many breaths God has given us,

2763
01:56:02,230 --> 01:56:03,855
we should spend them together happily.

2764
01:56:04,105 --> 01:56:06,021
What's the point of fighting?

2765
01:56:06,271 --> 01:56:08,313
Your father-in-law likes
to preach professionally?

2766
01:56:08,396 --> 01:56:10,646
His fees is Re. 1.

2767
01:56:11,230 --> 01:56:14,313
You should listen to your elders, son.

2768
01:56:14,646 --> 01:56:15,313
Yes.

2769
01:56:15,438 --> 01:56:18,521
Now we all have to
keep this family together.

2770
01:56:18,605 --> 01:56:20,563
No more fighting.

2771
01:56:21,563 --> 01:56:23,271
Your sister didn't come?

2772
01:56:23,563 --> 01:56:25,771
She had gone to the beauty parlour...

2773
01:56:25,855 --> 01:56:28,438
Why don't we go through
the wedding in the meanwhile?

2774
01:56:28,521 --> 01:56:31,063
So that I can call
you Daddy instead of Uncle?

2775
01:56:33,188 --> 01:56:35,105
Who's this girl with your brother-in-law?

2776
01:56:35,938 --> 01:56:39,230
How can I ask him who
he brought with him?

2777
01:56:42,063 --> 01:56:43,980
Brother-in-law, I've a gift for you.

2778
01:56:44,188 --> 01:56:45,063
Put your hand forward.

2779
01:56:46,563 --> 01:56:47,938
Go ahead.

2780
01:56:49,438 --> 01:56:50,730
Show me your hand.

2781
01:57:00,855 --> 01:57:02,438
I'll be right back.

2782
01:57:03,938 --> 01:57:05,480
Don't drop the ring.

2783
01:57:05,563 --> 01:57:06,396
Okay.

2784
01:57:06,480 --> 01:57:07,230
See?

2785
01:57:07,355 --> 01:57:11,188
I told everyone my friend should
get full respect at this wedding.

2786
01:57:11,271 --> 01:57:12,730
The respect is fine,

2787
01:57:13,230 --> 01:57:15,563
but people don't randomly
call someone "brother-in-law."

2788
01:57:15,646 --> 01:57:17,771
There are only two respectful
titles during weddings.

2789
01:57:17,855 --> 01:57:18,938
Either brother-in-law or uncle.

2790
01:57:19,105 --> 01:57:21,771
If we call you uncle, you'll sound old.

2791
01:57:21,855 --> 01:57:23,355
No, brother-in-law is fine.

2792
01:57:29,521 --> 01:57:34,063
Grandpa, you go inside and keep
Daddy busy, I'll bring Mom along with me.

2793
01:57:34,146 --> 01:57:37,063
The ring your father-in-law's carrying,
is it real gold?

2794
01:57:37,146 --> 01:57:38,521
What else did you expect?

2795
01:57:38,605 --> 01:57:39,480
Gold plated brass ring?

2796
01:57:39,563 --> 01:57:40,813
Of course, it's real gold.

2797
01:57:40,896 --> 01:57:41,605
Then it's okay.

2798
01:57:41,688 --> 01:57:42,771
You ungrateful, useless child!

2799
01:57:42,855 --> 01:57:44,146
How can anyone feel any pride?

2800
01:57:44,438 --> 01:57:46,146
Why didn't you invite your
sister-in-law to the wedding?

2801
01:57:46,396 --> 01:57:46,938
You?

2802
01:57:47,021 --> 01:57:48,355
How did you even come here?

2803
01:57:48,438 --> 01:57:50,230
My grandson brought me with him.

2804
01:57:50,355 --> 01:57:51,563
You tell me why she wasn't invited.

2805
01:57:51,646 --> 01:57:52,355
How would I know?

2806
01:57:52,438 --> 01:57:54,271
Goldie was responsible
for all the arrangements.

2807
01:57:54,355 --> 01:57:57,230
Whoever he invited or didn't invite,
that's his problem.

2808
01:57:57,313 --> 01:57:58,063
Goldie's...

2809
01:57:58,188 --> 01:57:58,855
Yes.

2810
01:57:58,938 --> 01:58:00,855
I'll deal with him.

2811
01:58:02,021 --> 01:58:03,605
Who are you talking to?

2812
01:58:03,688 --> 01:58:04,813
The one who is not visible.

2813
01:58:04,896 --> 01:58:06,313
I'll be right back.

2814
01:58:06,813 --> 01:58:08,688
Who did he say "I'll be right back" to?

2815
01:58:08,771 --> 01:58:13,563
He insults the people he can
see and the ones he can't see too.

2816
01:58:14,146 --> 01:58:15,605
I have nothing to do
with your uncle's wedding.

2817
01:58:15,688 --> 01:58:17,771
Just tell me one thing,
how was that scooter driving by itself?

2818
01:58:17,855 --> 01:58:20,730
Mom, Teslas drive on their own too, right?

2819
01:58:20,771 --> 01:58:22,563
Same way this scooter drives itself.

2820
01:58:22,646 --> 01:58:23,396
Now why are you still standing here?

2821
01:58:23,438 --> 01:58:24,438
Let's go inside.

2822
01:58:24,646 --> 01:58:26,021
I wasn't invited.
Why should I go in there?

2823
01:58:29,688 --> 01:58:31,563
That's it, keep drinking.

2824
01:58:31,938 --> 01:58:32,688
Good.

2825
01:58:33,813 --> 01:58:36,605
Goldie, does this contain alcohol?

2826
01:58:36,688 --> 01:58:37,563
I don't drink alcohol.

2827
01:58:37,646 --> 01:58:38,896
- No, it doesn't.
- It doesn't suit me.

2828
01:58:38,980 --> 01:58:40,271
It contains sugarcane juice as well.

2829
01:58:40,355 --> 01:58:42,063
Goldie, Goldie... Daddy's here.

2830
01:58:42,230 --> 01:58:43,146
- What?
- Yes.

2831
01:58:43,563 --> 01:58:45,730
The cook only prepared
food for two hundred people.

2832
01:58:45,938 --> 01:58:47,521
How much can a spirit eat anyway?

2833
01:58:47,605 --> 01:58:49,938
Listen carefully, Daddy is actually here.

2834
01:58:50,521 --> 01:58:51,313
- What?
- Yes.

2835
01:58:51,563 --> 01:58:54,563
How did this Shaktimaan
get the power to come here?

2836
01:58:54,646 --> 01:58:58,230
I don't know. He has brought
Shinda and Daljeet with him.

2837
01:58:58,438 --> 01:58:59,271
- What?
- Yes.

2838
01:59:00,438 --> 01:59:01,396
Greetings, Sister-in-law!

2839
01:59:01,480 --> 01:59:02,771
Why are you standing outside?

2840
01:59:02,855 --> 01:59:03,771
Please come in.

2841
01:59:03,896 --> 01:59:05,355
My issue was with your brother,
not with you.

2842
01:59:05,396 --> 01:59:06,855
You should've invited me to the wedding.

2843
01:59:07,230 --> 01:59:10,271
Sister-in-law I told Goldie to invite you.

2844
01:59:10,355 --> 01:59:12,480
By mistake he handed the invitation
to Daljit Dosanjh instead.

2845
01:59:12,771 --> 01:59:13,771
Daljit's here?

2846
01:59:14,313 --> 01:59:16,855
No, son. Even Neetu Shatran
Wala doesn't show up for free.

2847
01:59:16,938 --> 01:59:18,063
What makes you think Daljit Dosanjh would?

2848
01:59:18,105 --> 01:59:19,521
Sister-in-law, please come inside.

2849
01:59:19,605 --> 01:59:21,021
We'll sit and talk.

2850
01:59:21,105 --> 01:59:22,146
I'll call Goldie too.

2851
01:59:22,521 --> 01:59:23,146
Please come.

2852
01:59:23,230 --> 01:59:23,813
Come on in, son.

2853
01:59:23,896 --> 01:59:25,813
Please come in.
Uncle, you come in as well.

2854
01:59:35,063 --> 01:59:37,813
Oh good, your wife is here too.

2855
01:59:38,605 --> 01:59:41,855
But Jass was saying,
"Why did you bring your wife along?"

2856
01:59:42,063 --> 01:59:43,563
He's naive.

2857
01:59:43,938 --> 01:59:49,355
I clearly told him husband
and wife should come together.

2858
01:59:49,646 --> 01:59:51,855
Do you know us?

2859
01:59:55,021 --> 01:59:57,355
Why else would get a ring for you?

2860
01:59:58,188 --> 02:00:00,438
"He has the ring ready."

2861
02:00:00,605 --> 02:00:03,105
Show me your hand, brother-in-law.

2862
02:00:04,771 --> 02:00:07,938
"Amreek Singh loves you."

2863
02:00:13,438 --> 02:00:16,980
I'll be right back, brother-in-law.
I'll be right back.

2864
02:00:18,146 --> 02:00:19,771
I just don't get it.

2865
02:00:19,855 --> 02:00:22,646
Jass's father-in-law come here,
shows me the ring and then runs away.

2866
02:00:23,438 --> 02:00:26,646
I don't understand why he keeps
addressing you as brother-in-law.

2867
02:00:26,730 --> 02:00:28,938
If he abuses me, I can still complain.

2868
02:00:29,146 --> 02:00:30,063
But he's calling me brother-in-law,
so I've got nothing left to say.

2869
02:00:31,021 --> 02:00:31,938
Look over there.

2870
02:00:32,563 --> 02:00:35,563
Daddy's walking right behind
my father-in-law to eavesdrop.

2871
02:00:35,938 --> 02:00:37,855
We are going to get exposed.

2872
02:00:40,021 --> 02:00:41,980
He's taking advantage of being invisible.

2873
02:00:42,146 --> 02:00:43,021
- Goldie...
- Yes?

2874
02:00:43,105 --> 02:00:44,563
You'll have to become the villain.

2875
02:00:46,730 --> 02:00:47,521
Do one thing...

2876
02:00:47,605 --> 02:00:50,980
Get us married before we get caught.

2877
02:00:51,355 --> 02:00:52,105
- Okay.
- Okay.

2878
02:00:56,313 --> 02:00:58,730
Come on, hurry up,
Jass is calling you.

2879
02:00:58,813 --> 02:01:01,730
How did you know I was here?

2880
02:01:01,813 --> 02:01:04,438
My name is Abdul,
I know everything about everyone.

2881
02:01:04,521 --> 02:01:07,105
Come on, hurry up. Let's go, let's go.

2882
02:01:07,146 --> 02:01:08,396
Why do you look so worried?

2883
02:01:09,480 --> 02:01:10,688
I'm missing Daddy.

2884
02:01:11,146 --> 02:01:11,938
You're not missing your mom?

2885
02:01:12,521 --> 02:01:14,063
I can only see Daddy.

2886
02:01:14,896 --> 02:01:16,563
Here, Uncle is here.

2887
02:01:16,646 --> 02:01:17,563
Here you go.

2888
02:01:17,646 --> 02:01:18,938
Uncle, shall we go ahead
with the wedding vows?

2889
02:01:19,021 --> 02:01:19,855
How can you just leave like that?

2890
02:01:19,938 --> 02:01:21,396
Finish the rituals first.

2891
02:01:21,480 --> 02:01:22,771
The rituals...

2892
02:01:23,146 --> 02:01:25,021
Fine, this is an easy ritual.

2893
02:01:25,146 --> 02:01:26,063
Here you go, son.

2894
02:01:28,480 --> 02:01:29,563
Oh no!

2895
02:01:30,230 --> 02:01:31,271
What happened?

2896
02:01:31,355 --> 02:01:33,938
Goldie dragged me here
straight from the toilet.

2897
02:01:34,105 --> 02:01:35,771
I forgot to wash my hands.

2898
02:01:38,230 --> 02:01:39,438
I'll be right back.

2899
02:01:39,521 --> 02:01:41,396
Can't you do anything right?

2900
02:01:41,480 --> 02:01:42,771
Now you want me to teach
him how to wash hands as well?

2901
02:01:42,855 --> 02:01:43,896
You should have!

2902
02:01:43,980 --> 02:01:45,480
He fed me sweets with his dirty hands.

2903
02:01:45,563 --> 02:01:46,688
It's okay, just say aaa...

2904
02:01:48,730 --> 02:01:50,938
Say aaa...
You okay?

2905
02:01:51,980 --> 02:01:54,146
What's the big deal, Jass?

2906
02:01:54,355 --> 02:01:56,105
It's not like it had shit on it.

2907
02:01:56,605 --> 02:01:57,980
It's okay, it's okay, it's okay.

2908
02:01:58,063 --> 02:01:59,105
- Be strong.
- Jass?

2909
02:01:59,771 --> 02:02:01,105
You have to live with
her for the rest of your life.

2910
02:02:03,563 --> 02:02:05,396
Greetings.

2911
02:02:05,730 --> 02:02:06,480
Greetings.

2912
02:02:06,521 --> 02:02:08,355
I'm so happy that you're here.

2913
02:02:10,063 --> 02:02:12,188
He is Goldie's son.

2914
02:02:12,480 --> 02:02:13,313
Greetings.

2915
02:02:13,855 --> 02:02:16,063
I never saw him at Mr. Dhillon's place.

2916
02:02:16,146 --> 02:02:18,063
How would you see him there?
He stays with me.

2917
02:02:20,063 --> 02:02:22,980
Don't you miss your mom, son?

2918
02:02:24,688 --> 02:02:25,730
Why would I miss my mom?

2919
02:02:25,896 --> 02:02:27,021
I miss Daddy.

2920
02:02:27,938 --> 02:02:30,021
Looks like he is upset with his mom.

2921
02:02:30,313 --> 02:02:32,521
He's not upset. He stays with me.

2922
02:02:32,938 --> 02:02:36,396
That's why I said,
"Looks like he's upset with his mom."

2923
02:02:36,480 --> 02:02:40,521
This is not the time to behave like
a local train and stop at every station.

2924
02:02:40,605 --> 02:02:42,688
It's time for the wedding.
Come on, let's go.

2925
02:02:42,771 --> 02:02:43,730
Bye, dear.

2926
02:02:43,938 --> 02:02:44,980
Let's go.

2927
02:02:45,480 --> 02:02:46,396
Did you wash your hands?

2928
02:02:46,646 --> 02:02:47,313
Yes.

2929
02:02:47,396 --> 02:02:48,896
No, I don't believe you.

2930
02:02:48,980 --> 02:02:51,313
He came out of the toilet
without washing his hands.

2931
02:02:51,938 --> 02:02:52,521
Let's go.

2932
02:02:52,605 --> 02:02:53,230
- Here you go.
- No.

2933
02:02:53,313 --> 02:02:53,980
Let's go.

2934
02:02:54,063 --> 02:02:55,188
I'll come back and talk to you.

2935
02:02:55,271 --> 02:02:55,605
Let's go.

2936
02:02:55,688 --> 02:02:56,313
- Let's go, son.
- Yes, let's go.

2937
02:02:56,396 --> 02:02:57,355
Let's go wash your face.

2938
02:02:57,813 --> 02:02:58,646
Dirty people.

2939
02:03:00,730 --> 02:03:02,688
Shinda, I think your
father's up to no good.

2940
02:03:02,896 --> 02:03:05,563
Is your backup ready
in case things go wrong?

2941
02:03:05,980 --> 02:03:07,063
They are ready, Mummy.

2942
02:03:07,271 --> 02:03:10,646
You just give the order
and Daddy's head goes flying.

2943
02:03:12,521 --> 02:03:14,855
Laddi, I think you
guys should come over here.

2944
02:03:15,021 --> 02:03:16,105
Looks like things could get messy.

2945
02:03:16,230 --> 02:03:17,188
And if nothing happens,

2946
02:03:17,313 --> 02:03:18,938
you all can just grab
some ice cream and head back.

2947
02:03:19,313 --> 02:03:23,521
Hey, why's your father-in-law addressing
your friend as "brother-in-law"?

2948
02:03:23,605 --> 02:03:25,105
Daddy, that's their personal matter.

2949
02:03:25,188 --> 02:03:26,688
Why are you inspecting everything so hard?

2950
02:03:26,771 --> 02:03:27,646
You are the eldest member of the family.

2951
02:03:27,688 --> 02:03:29,313
Pull up a chair and
collect the wedding gifts.

2952
02:03:29,396 --> 02:03:30,355
Should I start handing them out?

2953
02:03:30,896 --> 02:03:32,188
Are they going put the
gifts on an empty chair?

2954
02:03:32,271 --> 02:03:33,688
You are too much, Daddy.

2955
02:03:33,855 --> 02:03:35,021
Daddy, I...

2956
02:03:36,771 --> 02:03:38,605
You're missing Daddy a lot, aren't you?

2957
02:03:39,271 --> 02:03:41,355
I can see him a lot when we
are celebrating a joyous occasion.

2958
02:03:41,438 --> 02:03:42,438
Jass!

2959
02:03:43,313 --> 02:03:44,396
Congratulations!

2960
02:03:44,480 --> 02:03:45,938
Congratulations to you too.

2961
02:03:46,021 --> 02:03:47,355
To me too.

2962
02:03:47,480 --> 02:03:49,355
I just got a new wife.

2963
02:03:50,563 --> 02:03:51,813
New wife?

2964
02:03:51,896 --> 02:03:52,771
Yes.

2965
02:03:53,605 --> 02:03:54,646
No, she is your old wife.

2966
02:03:54,730 --> 02:03:56,605
- Yes.
- I think you're way too drunk.

2967
02:03:56,813 --> 02:03:57,980
I don't even drink.

2968
02:03:58,271 --> 02:04:00,105
We follow Babaji.

2969
02:04:00,730 --> 02:04:01,980
No seriously, I don't drink.

2970
02:04:02,063 --> 02:04:04,605
I've got myself a whole new wife.

2971
02:04:04,688 --> 02:04:06,855
No, she's your original one.

2972
02:04:07,105 --> 02:04:07,938
Yes.

2973
02:04:08,021 --> 02:04:09,105
Really?

2974
02:04:09,730 --> 02:04:11,521
Jass, then did Sonu get cancelled?

2975
02:04:11,980 --> 02:04:12,938
Who's Sonu?

2976
02:04:13,021 --> 02:04:15,521
He means "sona baby".

2977
02:04:15,563 --> 02:04:19,146
- You know how couples have nick names?
- Oh, sona baby, Sonu.

2978
02:04:19,396 --> 02:04:20,563
Right.

2979
02:04:21,646 --> 02:04:24,271
Yes, son? You called me?

2980
02:04:24,355 --> 02:04:27,396
Uncle, I was saying if you're
busy here with the arrangements,

2981
02:04:27,480 --> 02:04:29,813
then me and Reet can go take
the wedding vows by ourselves.

2982
02:04:30,063 --> 02:04:32,146
No, no, no.

2983
02:04:32,521 --> 02:04:34,230
I'm coming along too, son.

2984
02:04:34,313 --> 02:04:37,230
Everybody gather up!

2985
02:04:37,480 --> 02:04:39,980
We're taking one big family photo.

2986
02:04:40,063 --> 02:04:42,355
Call the rest, I'm already here

2987
02:04:44,938 --> 02:04:45,813
Thank God!

2988
02:04:45,896 --> 02:04:48,021
We'll finally go take the vows
after we're done with the family photo.

2989
02:04:48,105 --> 02:04:49,355
Smile, please.

2990
02:04:50,855 --> 02:04:52,605
I'll set them straight.

2991
02:04:53,771 --> 02:04:54,896
Satti!

2992
02:04:55,938 --> 02:04:57,980
They came here as well?

2993
02:04:58,771 --> 02:05:00,146
I'll be damned.

2994
02:05:00,230 --> 02:05:03,230
You got me kidnapped to attend a wedding?

2995
02:05:03,313 --> 02:05:04,938
I didn't kidnap anyone, he kidnapped you.

2996
02:05:05,021 --> 02:05:06,896
I'm doing all this just to get you back.

2997
02:05:06,980 --> 02:05:09,605
She was pretending to be nice?

2998
02:05:09,688 --> 02:05:10,563
Well...

2999
02:05:10,646 --> 02:05:13,146
Wait, you...!

3000
02:05:13,230 --> 02:05:14,813
I won't spare you!

3001
02:05:14,896 --> 02:05:18,563
If you already knew they'd kidnapped me,
why didn't you come rescue me?

3002
02:05:18,813 --> 02:05:19,730
I...

3003
02:05:19,771 --> 02:05:23,771
Jass, you knew your sister-in-law's lover?

3004
02:05:23,855 --> 02:05:25,063
He is his friend.

3005
02:05:25,146 --> 02:05:27,021
What friend? He's my enemy.

3006
02:05:27,105 --> 02:05:30,021
Hey relatives,
did you get your guns just to make reels?

3007
02:05:30,105 --> 02:05:32,521
Shoot! Fire the guns!

3008
02:05:33,188 --> 02:05:34,480
You want me to whack you?

3009
02:05:34,688 --> 02:05:36,480
Standing on the side
throwing weak punches!

3010
02:05:36,646 --> 02:05:37,896
Throw real punches!

3011
02:05:38,021 --> 02:05:39,188
Where are you all?

3012
02:05:39,271 --> 02:05:40,605
Things have gotten really messy here.

3013
02:05:40,688 --> 02:05:41,813
We're almost there.

3014
02:05:41,938 --> 02:05:43,230
Have Verka's milk before you get here.

3015
02:05:43,313 --> 02:05:44,855
We have to bash up a lot of people here.

3016
02:05:44,938 --> 02:05:46,730
- Okay, Guru.
- Let's go, Satti.

3017
02:05:47,230 --> 02:05:49,396
Honey's wife ran away!

3018
02:05:49,480 --> 02:05:50,688
Let's go.

3019
02:05:50,771 --> 02:05:53,021
Goldie's wife ran away too!

3020
02:05:53,271 --> 02:05:55,688
What are you staring at?
Go, stop your wife!

3021
02:05:58,480 --> 02:06:00,105
My father's gone, my mother's gone too...

3022
02:06:00,188 --> 02:06:01,313
What will I do with you guys here anyway?

3023
02:06:11,771 --> 02:06:14,980
These loud fireworks
you people burst at the end...

3024
02:06:15,063 --> 02:06:18,105
On public demand,
I have come to put an end to the race.

3025
02:06:18,271 --> 02:06:19,021
What did you think?

3026
02:06:19,105 --> 02:06:21,605
You'd fool Rosy and escape?

3027
02:06:21,688 --> 02:06:26,230
God's promise, only one man ever
managed to betray Rosy and get away.

3028
02:06:26,605 --> 02:06:27,646
That was Mitthu.

3029
02:06:27,730 --> 02:06:28,271
And Gullu.

3030
02:06:28,355 --> 02:06:28,938
And Gullu.

3031
02:06:29,021 --> 02:06:29,688
Tittu too.

3032
02:06:29,771 --> 02:06:30,646
Tittu too.

3033
02:06:30,730 --> 02:06:31,480
Brother, Tony too.

3034
02:06:31,938 --> 02:06:32,938
Stop it, guys.

3035
02:06:33,021 --> 02:06:34,521
We don't have to mention everyone.

3036
02:06:34,896 --> 02:06:35,688
Do one thing...

3037
02:06:35,771 --> 02:06:38,355
As soon as I give the signal,
spread the sheets out.

3038
02:06:38,438 --> 02:06:39,521
But we'd come to kill people.

3039
02:06:39,563 --> 02:06:40,521
Yes, exactly.

3040
02:06:40,771 --> 02:06:42,355
Now, everyone, go inside.

3041
02:06:43,438 --> 02:06:45,230
You should be ashamed.

3042
02:06:45,605 --> 02:06:47,480
You got such a good family,

3043
02:06:47,563 --> 02:06:50,021
and you still you roam
around disgracing yourself.

3044
02:06:50,063 --> 02:06:50,980
Rosy, my sister...

3045
02:06:52,730 --> 02:06:53,771
Who are you calling "sister", huh?

3046
02:06:53,855 --> 02:06:55,980
Rosy, my brother, please take them away.

3047
02:06:56,063 --> 02:06:56,938
Uncle...

3048
02:06:57,313 --> 02:06:58,855
Uncle, should we go
for the wedding vow now?

3049
02:06:58,938 --> 02:06:59,896
Jass...

3050
02:06:59,980 --> 02:07:01,188
I'm warning you.

3051
02:07:01,980 --> 02:07:04,438
Rosy, my brother, don't take them along.

3052
02:07:04,896 --> 02:07:08,188
What's the big deal, even if they took
our sisters-in-law away for a few days?

3053
02:07:08,271 --> 02:07:09,563
Forget it, let it go.

3054
02:07:09,646 --> 02:07:11,188
That's my boy.

3055
02:07:11,521 --> 02:07:14,105
It makes me want to
fire bullets over your head.

3056
02:07:14,271 --> 02:07:16,813
They have already disgraced themselves.

3057
02:07:16,896 --> 02:07:18,313
You get rid of them.

3058
02:07:18,688 --> 02:07:19,938
Take them away.

3059
02:07:20,688 --> 02:07:21,438
Jass!

3060
02:07:21,730 --> 02:07:23,813
Rosy, my brother, please let it go.

3061
02:07:23,896 --> 02:07:27,230
What are we going to gain by beating
them if their own husbands forgave them?

3062
02:07:27,313 --> 02:07:28,480
Their husbands forgave them?

3063
02:07:28,605 --> 02:07:30,105
Who are these "husbands" to say anything?

3064
02:07:30,188 --> 02:07:31,355
They are their husbands!

3065
02:07:31,396 --> 02:07:32,605
What's there to argue about it?

3066
02:07:32,771 --> 02:07:36,063
Then tell me who her husband is.

3067
02:07:37,021 --> 02:07:38,730
Goldie... speak up.

3068
02:07:42,438 --> 02:07:43,521
She's Honey's wife.

3069
02:07:43,605 --> 02:07:46,188
Yes... I only met her today.

3070
02:07:46,480 --> 02:07:47,896
Brand new wife.

3071
02:07:47,980 --> 02:07:49,146
Damn you!

3072
02:07:49,313 --> 02:07:51,105
You have no sense!

3073
02:07:52,855 --> 02:07:55,271
Why is he acting like this?

3074
02:07:55,521 --> 02:07:57,688
They're all crazy.
Completely gone in the head.

3075
02:07:57,980 --> 02:07:59,938
Come on brother, let's leave.

3076
02:08:00,438 --> 02:08:02,980
Honey, why are you acting crazy?

3077
02:08:03,063 --> 02:08:04,480
Sonu is your wife.

3078
02:08:04,563 --> 02:08:05,271
Enough.

3079
02:08:05,521 --> 02:08:06,938
You stay quiet...

3080
02:08:07,230 --> 02:08:08,896
She is his wife.

3081
02:08:09,646 --> 02:08:11,938
And he is her husband.

3082
02:08:12,980 --> 02:08:14,063
Have some shame, Goldie.

3083
02:08:14,146 --> 02:08:15,480
On one side you keep trying to woo me,

3084
02:08:15,563 --> 02:08:16,855
and on the other side you've kept her too?

3085
02:08:17,021 --> 02:08:18,271
I'll deal with you later.

3086
02:08:18,355 --> 02:08:20,438
You did exactly what I expected from you.

3087
02:08:20,521 --> 02:08:23,438
Daddy, please let me explain everything.

3088
02:08:23,521 --> 02:08:24,730
Please...

3089
02:08:25,230 --> 02:08:26,980
He can see his dead father today.

3090
02:08:27,355 --> 02:08:28,646
He's literally talking to him.

3091
02:08:30,063 --> 02:08:30,980
What is this now?

3092
02:08:31,021 --> 02:08:32,855
I'll be damned.

3093
02:08:33,021 --> 02:08:34,855
Now who's this "sister"?

3094
02:08:34,980 --> 02:08:36,646
She's his sister.

3095
02:08:36,730 --> 02:08:38,438
Whose sister did you make me now?

3096
02:08:38,521 --> 02:08:40,563
Don't get so angry, dear.

3097
02:08:40,855 --> 02:08:43,896
I'm trying my best to fix this family.

3098
02:08:45,063 --> 02:08:46,813
You should talk some sense into her.

3099
02:08:47,021 --> 02:08:48,438
Why would you do that?

3100
02:08:49,021 --> 02:08:50,438
I don't know.

3101
02:08:50,771 --> 02:08:52,396
You keep following her around.

3102
02:08:52,771 --> 02:08:54,313
Are you having an affair with her?

3103
02:08:54,480 --> 02:08:56,646
Who will follow around, if not her?

3104
02:08:59,480 --> 02:09:00,605
See?

3105
02:09:00,688 --> 02:09:05,646
You were busy ruining your brothers' families,
and now your own family's ruined too.

3106
02:09:07,563 --> 02:09:08,563
Sister-in-law? Brother?

3107
02:09:08,646 --> 02:09:10,021
Did I ever say anything to you?

3108
02:09:10,646 --> 02:09:11,646
- No.
- No.

3109
02:09:12,855 --> 02:09:14,355
One minute, listen to me.

3110
02:09:15,980 --> 02:09:16,938
Come here.

3111
02:09:17,355 --> 02:09:18,105
You too.

3112
02:09:18,188 --> 02:09:20,105
You too.

3113
02:09:20,188 --> 02:09:21,480
Learn to live together, peacefully.

3114
02:09:21,563 --> 02:09:22,438
This is great!

3115
02:09:22,521 --> 02:09:23,730
We should clap.

3116
02:09:23,813 --> 02:09:24,938
This is great!

3117
02:09:25,105 --> 02:09:26,605
Jass, your father-in-law has gone crazy.

3118
02:09:26,688 --> 02:09:28,271
Why would I live with them?

3119
02:09:28,438 --> 02:09:29,438
Look how she talks!

3120
02:09:29,980 --> 02:09:32,730
Just do what the elders are saying.

3121
02:09:34,063 --> 02:09:35,105
I'm warning you...

3122
02:09:35,188 --> 02:09:36,146
The way you are talking,

3123
02:09:36,230 --> 02:09:38,271
our relationship will
break before it even begins.

3124
02:09:38,521 --> 02:09:40,480
Which sister-in-law? Which relationship?

3125
02:09:40,563 --> 02:09:42,396
Jass, think carefully
before getting married.

3126
02:09:42,480 --> 02:09:44,355
This entire family looks
mentally unstable to me.

3127
02:09:44,563 --> 02:09:48,980
Wow! You brother can see his dead father.

3128
02:09:49,063 --> 02:09:50,271
And we're the crazy ones?

3129
02:09:50,355 --> 02:09:51,646
Whose father died?

3130
02:09:52,480 --> 02:09:54,771
Yours and your brother's?

3131
02:09:55,438 --> 02:09:56,730
Uncle, please listen to me.

3132
02:09:56,855 --> 02:09:58,480
I'll stop taking your
age into consideration.

3133
02:09:58,521 --> 02:10:00,355
Stop it or I'll drag you by your hair!

3134
02:10:00,646 --> 02:10:03,771
I didn't book this five-lakh-per-day palace
just for people to scream at each other!

3135
02:10:03,855 --> 02:10:04,605
Then make her stop!

3136
02:10:04,688 --> 02:10:05,688
Look at how she is barking!

3137
02:10:06,646 --> 02:10:08,313
You don't even know
how to speak to your elders.

3138
02:10:08,688 --> 02:10:10,438
Good thing you are having an affair.

3139
02:10:10,980 --> 02:10:12,521
Who are you having an affair with?

3140
02:10:12,646 --> 02:10:14,021
I don't know either.

3141
02:10:14,438 --> 02:10:16,271
Instead of giving me a new ring,

3142
02:10:16,355 --> 02:10:18,021
you people are about
to get my old one removed too.

3143
02:10:18,105 --> 02:10:21,230
Start talking or are you waiting for
them to start pulling each other's hair?

3144
02:10:22,105 --> 02:10:23,938
The wedding's already over.

3145
02:10:24,355 --> 02:10:26,313
When will Sonu get here?
Tell me.

3146
02:10:28,355 --> 02:10:29,938
Who's Sonu now?

3147
02:10:30,230 --> 02:10:31,605
His wife.

3148
02:10:35,021 --> 02:10:37,730
Hey, can't you see
her standing right there?

3149
02:10:38,021 --> 02:10:39,813
You can't see her?

3150
02:10:40,063 --> 02:10:42,813
This whole mess was
created by these two idiots.

3151
02:10:43,146 --> 02:10:44,313
You goons!

3152
02:10:44,396 --> 02:10:45,688
Tell me will you destroy
someone else's family again!

3153
02:10:45,771 --> 02:10:47,813
Will you ruin someone
else's family again?!

3154
02:10:47,896 --> 02:10:49,563
For God's sake, let us leave.

3155
02:10:49,813 --> 02:10:51,313
You'll make us go mental as well.

3156
02:10:51,396 --> 02:10:53,021
I'm already halfway mental.

3157
02:10:53,105 --> 02:10:54,313
Let me make you fully mental too.

3158
02:10:54,730 --> 02:10:56,146
Uncle, please listen.

3159
02:10:56,896 --> 02:10:58,230
We came here late.

3160
02:10:58,396 --> 02:11:00,605
This entire web of lies is too tangled.

3161
02:11:00,855 --> 02:11:03,230
Let us know if you
need any support from us.

3162
02:11:03,313 --> 02:11:04,813
We are here to help you.

3163
02:11:06,563 --> 02:11:10,146
She's trying to ruin
her brothers' families.

3164
02:11:10,230 --> 02:11:12,396
I thought her husband was decent,

3165
02:11:12,980 --> 02:11:16,521
but now he's also having affairs with her.

3166
02:11:17,980 --> 02:11:22,313
Goldie and Honey's wives were
already having affairs with those guys.

3167
02:11:24,480 --> 02:11:27,896
My wife can have an affair
with whoever she wants in the world.

3168
02:11:28,855 --> 02:11:29,855
I don't mind.

3169
02:11:29,938 --> 02:11:32,188
This whole family seems prideless to me.

3170
02:11:32,271 --> 02:11:34,730
Who exactly are you saying
I'm having an affair with?

3171
02:11:34,896 --> 02:11:36,730
Why are you disturbing us?

3172
02:11:36,813 --> 02:11:38,230
Let me understand.

3173
02:11:38,646 --> 02:11:41,188
Uncle, please take it from the top.

3174
02:11:41,271 --> 02:11:42,230
Listen carefully now.

3175
02:11:42,480 --> 02:11:44,855
She's trying to destroy
her brothers' families.

3176
02:11:44,938 --> 02:11:46,896
I thought her husband was decent,

3177
02:11:46,938 --> 02:11:49,230
but now he's also involved with her.

3178
02:11:49,313 --> 02:11:52,980
Goldie and Honey's wives
were having affairs with those guys.

3179
02:11:53,188 --> 02:11:57,605
My wife can have an affair
with whoever she wants.

3180
02:11:57,688 --> 02:11:58,855
I don't mind.

3181
02:11:58,938 --> 02:12:02,896
All these affairs in your
family are making me faint, brother.

3182
02:12:02,980 --> 02:12:06,521
Point a figure at my character again and
I'll stop being considerate of your age.

3183
02:12:07,146 --> 02:12:08,021
Fine!

3184
02:12:08,105 --> 02:12:10,313
Now I know...

3185
02:12:10,396 --> 02:12:13,313
you wife surely abuses
you at home as well.

3186
02:12:13,480 --> 02:12:15,438
Why are you dragging me into all this?

3187
02:12:15,480 --> 02:12:20,563
Your wife is ill-mannered because
of that woman you are chasing.

3188
02:12:20,688 --> 02:12:25,146
Say a word against me and I'll
stop being considerate of your age.

3189
02:12:25,271 --> 02:12:26,855
Jass, what are you
standing here staring at?

3190
02:12:26,938 --> 02:12:28,688
The exact same thing you're staring at.

3191
02:12:28,771 --> 02:12:31,063
You guys got me confused again.

3192
02:12:31,480 --> 02:12:34,813
Uncle, tell me the whole story again.

3193
02:12:35,188 --> 02:12:36,771
How many more times do I need to tell you?

3194
02:12:36,980 --> 02:12:39,105
She's trying to destroy
her brothers' families.

3195
02:12:39,188 --> 02:12:42,855
I thought her husband was decent,
but now he's also involved with her.

3196
02:12:42,938 --> 02:12:46,271
Goldie and Honey's wives
were having affairs with those guys.

3197
02:12:46,355 --> 02:12:47,521
Now it's his turn to speak.

3198
02:12:47,605 --> 02:12:51,355
Sonu can have an affair
with whoever she wants.

3199
02:12:51,480 --> 02:12:52,646
I don't mind.

3200
02:12:52,980 --> 02:12:55,438
He just said such a beautiful thing.

3201
02:12:55,480 --> 02:12:58,730
Seeing his confidence,
even I've become free from shame.

3202
02:12:59,188 --> 02:12:59,938
Wait a minute.

3203
02:13:00,021 --> 02:13:02,188
Who is Goldie's wife
is having an affair with?

3204
02:13:02,271 --> 02:13:03,105
With him.

3205
02:13:03,146 --> 02:13:04,646
Why would I have an affair with him?

3206
02:13:04,730 --> 02:13:07,605
Not you... Goldie's wife.

3207
02:13:07,730 --> 02:13:08,771
Then who am I?

3208
02:13:08,855 --> 02:13:09,938
His sister.

3209
02:13:10,313 --> 02:13:11,980
Sister?
Then who is he?

3210
02:13:12,438 --> 02:13:13,480
Goldie's son.

3211
02:13:13,563 --> 02:13:14,646
Who is he to me?

3212
02:13:14,730 --> 02:13:16,063
Your nephew. You are his aunt.

3213
02:13:16,146 --> 02:13:18,771
Then who's my husband?

3214
02:13:19,730 --> 02:13:21,105
Then who am I?

3215
02:13:21,146 --> 02:13:23,855
You are his... item.

3216
02:13:24,063 --> 02:13:26,271
Uncle, I'm seriously about to slap you.

3217
02:13:26,355 --> 02:13:28,563
Then do it, what are you waiting for?

3218
02:13:28,646 --> 02:13:31,313
You scoundrel,
you have mixed up all relationship.

3219
02:13:31,438 --> 02:13:33,271
I'm Goldie's wife!

3220
02:13:38,980 --> 02:13:40,355
Daddy, stop driving the motorcycle.

3221
02:13:40,438 --> 02:13:41,938
You don't even have a license.

3222
02:13:42,105 --> 02:13:44,438
My father has gone insane again.

3223
02:13:45,646 --> 02:13:48,313
Don't you dare ever bring
me to such weddings again.

3224
02:13:48,396 --> 02:13:50,105
You're talking about "such" weddings?

3225
02:13:50,355 --> 02:13:52,480
I swear I'm done attending
weddings forever.

3226
02:13:52,813 --> 02:13:54,855
Sister, you have gone crazy.

3227
02:13:55,021 --> 02:13:59,021
As far as I understand,
she is Goldie's wife,

3228
02:14:00,771 --> 02:14:02,480
and she is Shahid's wife.

3229
02:14:03,438 --> 02:14:04,771
Now who is Shahid?

3230
02:14:04,896 --> 02:14:06,938
Honey. Don't you get it?

3231
02:14:07,021 --> 02:14:09,063
Honey's wife is dead.

3232
02:14:11,730 --> 02:14:12,563
Have you gone blind?

3233
02:14:12,646 --> 02:14:13,730
Can't you see her standing there?

3234
02:14:15,105 --> 02:14:16,855
That's just our maid.

3235
02:14:16,938 --> 02:14:19,063
What?
One minute, Uncle.

3236
02:14:19,188 --> 02:14:20,230
Let me sit with you too.

3237
02:14:20,313 --> 02:14:21,521
These people have driven me insane.

3238
02:14:22,188 --> 02:14:23,688
They've made me crazy.

3239
02:14:23,938 --> 02:14:25,938
Slow down, the road's quite bad.

3240
02:14:26,605 --> 02:14:27,771
Now there are cows on the road.

3241
02:14:28,938 --> 02:14:30,521
Idiot, when are you going to speak up?

3242
02:14:30,605 --> 02:14:32,563
After everybody's already
sitting on that motorcycle?

3243
02:14:32,730 --> 02:14:34,688
Oh God, why did you send me back?

3244
02:14:34,813 --> 02:14:36,063
Stop them!

3245
02:14:36,438 --> 02:14:39,063
Uncle! Uncle! Stop the motorcycle!

3246
02:14:39,146 --> 02:14:39,938
Please, stop.

3247
02:14:39,980 --> 02:14:43,938
Everything you've seen
and heard till now was a lie.

3248
02:14:44,146 --> 02:14:45,771
Neither of these two
women are my sisters-in-law.

3249
02:14:45,896 --> 02:14:48,938
The one you think is our sister
is actually my sister-in-law...

3250
02:14:49,355 --> 02:14:51,105
Goldie's wife, Daljeet.

3251
02:14:52,063 --> 02:14:55,063
Our fate turned bad
after Daddy passed away.

3252
02:14:55,146 --> 02:15:00,146
And after Daddy died,
Honey's wife Sonu also passed away.

3253
02:15:00,188 --> 02:15:01,271
What?

3254
02:15:01,980 --> 02:15:03,271
Sonu died?

3255
02:15:03,480 --> 02:15:06,230
Honey, it's time for
you to know the truth.

3256
02:15:06,646 --> 02:15:09,688
After Daddy died, Sonu also passed away.

3257
02:15:12,146 --> 02:15:15,855
And after Sonu died,
Daljeet left the house too.

3258
02:15:16,271 --> 02:15:18,105
Reet, your father wanted you to marry

3259
02:15:18,396 --> 02:15:23,188
into a home where women are well settled.

3260
02:15:23,396 --> 02:15:25,646
But no woman ever settled
well in our house.

3261
02:15:27,021 --> 02:15:30,730
I lied about everything to make you mine.

3262
02:15:31,730 --> 02:15:35,063
I thought I'd tell the
truth when the right time came.

3263
02:15:35,438 --> 02:15:36,480
But because of Daddy,

3264
02:15:36,813 --> 02:15:39,730
I had to rush into the
wedding before telling the truth.

3265
02:15:40,730 --> 02:15:43,938
Uncle, if possible... please forgive me.

3266
02:15:44,438 --> 02:15:48,146
You can't hide your sins
behind your father's name.

3267
02:15:48,396 --> 02:15:50,896
And besides,
your father is no longer in this world.

3268
02:15:51,063 --> 02:15:51,980
Who says he isn't.

3269
02:15:52,480 --> 02:15:53,521
He is here.

3270
02:15:54,021 --> 02:15:54,855
Look over here.

3271
02:15:55,021 --> 02:15:55,938
Daddy...

3272
02:16:08,146 --> 02:16:09,188
Mr. Amreek Singh,

3273
02:16:09,688 --> 02:16:11,146
my children are naive.

3274
02:16:11,771 --> 02:16:14,271
I apologise on their behalf.

3275
02:16:15,480 --> 02:16:18,813
Uncle, Grandpa says
his children are naive

3276
02:16:19,230 --> 02:16:20,771
and he's asking forgiveness for them.

3277
02:16:26,980 --> 02:16:28,396
The bike's in reverse, move back.

3278
02:16:28,438 --> 02:16:29,438
Move back!

3279
02:16:29,521 --> 02:16:32,355
He has hit the reverse gear!

3280
02:16:37,605 --> 02:16:40,813
Alright then,
my useless children, I'm going back.

3281
02:16:41,188 --> 02:16:43,146
Don't go, Grandpa. Stay with us.

3282
02:16:43,230 --> 02:16:45,355
Son, even after I leave,
I'll still be with you all.

3283
02:16:46,021 --> 02:16:47,688
Uncle, I can't see you,

3284
02:16:47,813 --> 02:16:50,730
but if you can hear me
then give Sonu my message.

3285
02:16:50,813 --> 02:16:53,646
Either she comes back as a ghost like you,

3286
02:16:53,730 --> 02:16:56,855
or else I've got another proposal,
she shouldn't mind it later.

3287
02:16:56,938 --> 02:17:00,438
Idiots, fix my nephew,
otherwise you already know me.

3288
02:17:00,730 --> 02:17:04,355
Even if my photo hangs on the wall,
I'll still teach a lesson to you all.

3289
02:17:04,438 --> 02:17:05,563
Daddy, please wait one minute.

3290
02:17:05,646 --> 02:17:06,688
Let's take a selfie.

3291
02:17:06,855 --> 02:17:08,813
I'll post it online with "Daddy Returns."

3292
02:17:09,313 --> 02:17:10,646
I'll going to hit both of you.

3293
02:17:11,105 --> 02:17:12,063
Why hit me, Daddy?

3294
02:17:12,146 --> 02:17:13,646
It's Goldie who deserves it.

3295
02:17:13,980 --> 02:17:16,188
Alright, alright, I'm getting late now.

3296
02:17:16,271 --> 02:17:18,813
Tell the daughters-in-law if they
want my blessings, they can take them now.

3297
02:17:18,896 --> 02:17:19,605
Okay, Daddy.

3298
02:17:19,688 --> 02:17:21,313
Come on, take his blessings.
Touch his feet.

3299
02:17:21,396 --> 02:17:22,646
Go take his blessings, hurry up.

3300
02:17:22,771 --> 02:17:24,188
- Come on, take his blessings.
- Not over there.

3301
02:17:24,271 --> 02:17:25,313
- Where are you going?
- Over here.

3302
02:17:25,396 --> 02:17:26,105
- This way.
- They are touching the ground.

3303
02:17:26,188 --> 02:17:27,021
- Hey!
- On your right.

3304
02:17:27,105 --> 02:17:27,896
- This way...
- This way...

3305
02:17:27,980 --> 02:17:29,063
On your left...

3306
02:17:29,146 --> 02:17:30,063
On your right...

3307
02:17:30,146 --> 02:17:31,146
On your right...

3308
02:17:31,355 --> 02:17:31,938
This way...

3309
02:17:32,021 --> 02:17:33,938
Forget it, they're clearly not interested.

3310
02:17:34,021 --> 02:17:35,938
- Come back. Come back.
- Come back.

3311
02:17:36,563 --> 02:17:38,271
Daddy said let it be.
He says you are clearly not interested.

3312
02:17:38,480 --> 02:17:40,980
Grandpa, when will you come back again?

3313
02:17:41,063 --> 02:17:45,230
Son, next time I come,
it'll only be to bless some good work.

3314
02:17:45,313 --> 02:17:47,355
So that means we shouldn't
expect you back anymore, Daddy?

3315
02:17:48,688 --> 02:17:51,313
Idiots, does that means you
are never going to do anything right?

3316
02:17:51,480 --> 02:17:52,813
You ungrateful, useless child!

3317
02:17:52,855 --> 02:17:54,146
How can anyone feel any pride?

3318
02:18:02,646 --> 02:18:05,605
- The things she does with style...
- Yes, she does...

3319
02:18:05,688 --> 02:18:09,396
She does it with style,
wearing red socks and black sandals...

3320
02:18:09,521 --> 02:18:10,605
Wonderful!

3321
02:18:10,688 --> 02:18:14,313
Wearing red socks and black sandals,
swagger in every stride.

3322
02:18:15,480 --> 02:18:18,771
If my eyes goes...

3323
02:18:19,813 --> 02:18:23,355
If my eyes goes...

3324
02:18:24,355 --> 02:18:29,105
Tell me girl, what do you need?

3325
02:18:29,688 --> 02:18:33,855
Why you staring sideways at me?

3326
02:18:34,605 --> 02:18:39,063
Stop it before some drama starts,

3327
02:18:39,230 --> 02:18:44,688
I keep praising your waist nonstop.

3328
02:18:45,146 --> 02:18:49,605
Something's bound to happen tonight,

3329
02:18:49,688 --> 02:18:53,980
If the weapon in my eyes goes wild.

3330
02:18:54,063 --> 02:18:56,188
Something's bound to happen tonight,

3331
02:18:56,271 --> 02:18:58,396
If the weapon in my eyes goes wild.

3332
02:18:58,480 --> 02:19:04,563
You'll go insane watching
me dance and swing,

3333
02:19:04,730 --> 02:19:07,021
I'm finer than the purest gold ring,

3334
02:19:07,105 --> 02:19:09,355
Boy, you're just a little silver thing.

3335
02:19:09,438 --> 02:19:11,480
I'm finer than the purest gold ring,

3336
02:19:11,563 --> 02:19:13,730
Boy, you're just a little silver thing.

3337
02:19:13,813 --> 02:19:15,855
I'm finer than the purest gold ring,

3338
02:19:15,938 --> 02:19:19,313
Boy, you're just a little silver thing.

3339
02:19:19,980 --> 02:19:22,146
You walk around like a royal queen,

3340
02:19:22,230 --> 02:19:25,563
Your anklets echo deep in me.

3341
02:19:26,480 --> 02:19:28,563
You walk around like a royal queen,

3342
02:19:28,646 --> 02:19:32,063
Your anklets echo deep in me.

3343
02:19:33,313 --> 02:19:35,313
No wonder this boy fell so hard,

3344
02:19:35,396 --> 02:19:38,730
Your beauty feels straight out of Iran.

3345
02:19:39,438 --> 02:19:41,771
I could spend my whole life,

3346
02:19:41,855 --> 02:19:43,771
As the locket on your chain so tight.

3347
02:19:43,855 --> 02:19:45,938
I could spend my whole life,

3348
02:19:46,021 --> 02:19:48,105
As the locket on your chain so tight.

3349
02:19:48,188 --> 02:19:50,438
I could spend my whole life,

3350
02:19:50,521 --> 02:19:53,855
As the locket on your chain so tight.

3351
02:20:00,813 --> 02:20:03,355
More beautiful than beautiful is my glow,

3352
02:20:03,438 --> 02:20:06,771
No one matches my style, you know.

3353
02:20:07,563 --> 02:20:09,980
Come walk beside me if you dare,

3354
02:20:10,063 --> 02:20:13,480
Even peacocks stop and stare.

3355
02:20:14,021 --> 02:20:19,938
You just wait and watch
my new red hair extension swing,

3356
02:20:20,438 --> 02:20:22,938
I'm finer than the purest gold ring,

3357
02:20:23,021 --> 02:20:24,938
Boy, you're just a little silver thing.

3358
02:20:25,021 --> 02:20:27,271
I'm finer than the purest gold ring,

3359
02:20:27,355 --> 02:20:29,438
Boy, you're just a little silver thing.

3360
02:20:29,521 --> 02:20:31,563
Here, I brought you a special gift,

3361
02:20:31,646 --> 02:20:35,855
My heart wrapped in this.

3362
02:20:35,938 --> 02:20:38,105
This young Jatt's gone wild with pride,

3363
02:20:38,146 --> 02:20:40,438
Youth like this just can't be priced.

3364
02:20:40,521 --> 02:20:43,771
Youth like this just can't be priced.

3365
02:20:44,355 --> 02:20:46,438
I'll get a nose-ring made for you,

3366
02:20:46,521 --> 02:20:48,313
I'll get a nose-ring made for you,

3367
02:20:48,396 --> 02:20:51,813
Girl, using the lightning on cue.

3368
02:20:51,896 --> 02:20:54,271
I could spend my whole life,

3369
02:20:54,313 --> 02:20:56,271
As the locket on your chain so tight.

3370
02:20:56,355 --> 02:20:58,605
I could spend my whole life,

3371
02:20:58,688 --> 02:21:01,813
As the locket on your chain so tight.

3372
02:21:02,438 --> 02:21:06,396
Take a picture while I smile,

3373
02:21:06,688 --> 02:21:10,188
While I tell you what my heart hides.

3374
02:21:11,355 --> 02:21:13,896
Create a reel of my dance with joy,

3375
02:21:13,980 --> 02:21:16,980
And make it go viral overnight.

3376
02:21:17,896 --> 02:21:19,396
Let Gippy...

3377
02:21:19,480 --> 02:21:20,480
Let Gippy...

3378
02:21:20,563 --> 02:21:25,521
Let Gippy own your youth like a king,

3379
02:21:25,605 --> 02:21:27,771
I'm finer than the purest gold ring,

3380
02:21:27,855 --> 02:21:29,688
Boy, you're just a little silver thing.

3381
02:21:29,771 --> 02:21:32,105
I could spend my whole life,

3382
02:21:32,188 --> 02:21:34,105
As the locket on your chain so tight.

3383
02:21:34,188 --> 02:21:36,396
I'm finer than the purest gold ring,

3384
02:21:36,480 --> 02:21:38,355
Boy, you're just a little silver thing.

3385
02:21:38,438 --> 02:21:40,771
I could spend my whole life,

3386
02:21:40,855 --> 02:21:44,896
As the locket on your chain so tight.

3387
02:21:44,980 --> 02:21:48,730
As the locket on your chain so tight.

